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RevPudDudley

@RevPudDudley@mas.to

Stoic, humanist, lifelong learner, pagan, agnostic, photographer.
Formerly catholic, quasihindu, paralegal, overgrown teenager.
Favorite Movies - Saddest Music in the World, Barton Fink, Don't Tempt Me, Orlando.
Authors: Donald Barthelme, Kafka, Greene, Orwell.
Music: btw 15th century to last week.

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VeryBadLlama, to random
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I’ve been in Paris for 72 hours and I regret to report that walking 16,000 steps per day and complaining about things over 2-hour lunch breaks has immediately fixed my entire life

RevPudDudley,
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@VeryBadLlama
I was just looking at:
Paris is a city of gaieties and pleasures, where 4/5 of the inhabitants die of grief
-- Chamfort

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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RevPudDudley,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat But mainly the Law of Unintended Consequences, son

doomscroller, to Cats
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Might want to avoid feeding cats unpateurized milk in the relevant areas.
4 more cats test positive for H5N1 bird flu in the U.S.
"Three of the new cases were found at two dairy farms in Curry County, New Mexico and all of them died, according to the state’s Agriculture Department. The fourth case was found at a dairy farm in Wood County, Ohio." https://bnonews.com/index.php/2024/04/4-more-cats-test-positive-for-h5n1-bird-flu-in-the-u-s/

RevPudDudley,
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@doomscroller
Ehh many cats are lactose-intolerant anyway. No other adult mammal relies on milk, why do humans want vast amounts of it ?
[coffee, cereal and what?]
Are we using great amounts of energy heating milk almost to boiling ('pasteurizing')? Guess so !
Thus it follows, we could be producing a great deal less of it ... fewer cows, less methane, it's genius ! You're welcome !

RickiTarr, to random
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If you could have one new skill starting right now, what would it be?

RevPudDudley,
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@RickiTarr
Marry a nice woman with an EU. passport

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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Teslalalalala I can't hear you laughing at me


RevPudDudley,
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@dannotdaniel

The unTruck
[can't even carry a motorcycle]


gratefuldread, to random
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'I don’t think you’re fit for this job': GA senator gives USPS chief DeJoy an ultimatum https://www.alternet.org/ga-senator-dejoy/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon via Alternet.org

RevPudDudley,
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@gratefuldread
This story leaves out:

  1. scrapping expensive new equipment before 2020 election
  2. ripping out mailboxes [try to find one!]
  3. ensuring that the fleet remains gas-powered
    ... this shithead should pay billions in damages to USG/taxpayers
fulanigirl, to random
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OK this is rich. You know the CA disciplinary process against John Eastman ended with the judge recommending he be disbarred because he was unethical, showed no understanding of his obligations as an attorney, etc. Eastman filed a motion today to stay disbarment so he can practice law and earn $ to pay for his criminal case!!! I don't think he understands what the judge said.😆 https://discipline.calbar.ca.gov/portal/DocumentViewer/Index/MjXyo7GFmHysKGW3IJCy_TczKFOL58guI2amH2gC5pHoX5_h4bBW1LPdDN-JQn0uhRBEGxeRetHL27c4zDwsVC-sf6pB_exccGIVEiCCwuo1?caseNum=SBC-23-O-30029&docType=Pleading&docName=RESPONDENT%20S%20MOTION%20TO%20STAY%20THECOURT%20S%20ORDER%20PLACING%20HIM%20ON%20INACTIVE%20ENROLLMENT&eventName=Motion&docTypeId=269&isVersionId=False&p=0
Story from the Daily Beast

RevPudDudley,
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@fulanigirl
That is called 'thinking like a lawyer'
But an ethical lawyer can reject that first impulse ...

GottaLaff, to legal
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via Anna Bower:

JUST IN: Judge DENIES ’s motion to dismiss the classified case based on the presidential records act.

In the same order, Judge Cannon also denies the special counse ’s request for a prompt ruling on jury instructions prior to trial.

She calls the special counsel's request "unprecedented and unjust."🤦🏻‍♀️

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24531793-cannon-deny-pra-mtd

RevPudDudley,
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@GottaLaff
Judge Training Wheels used the word "unjust" toward prosecutors?
Jack Smith is being "unfair" to her?
Stop, you're killing me

rasterweb, to random
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They should do a version of the show "The Price Is Right" but have all boomers as contestants and have them try to guess the prices of the basics needed to survive in the modern age.

RevPudDudley,
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@rasterweb
You might be comfortable assuming that all the boomers are the fat cats now, but that's your problem

melissabeartrix, to random
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Well that's good ... Phew

Hugz & xXx

RevPudDudley,
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@melissabeartrix
Sometimes it's just liver failure

RevPudDudley,
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@melissabeartrix

I got over it, tee-hee

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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RevPudDudley,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
1933 Thallium Vinegar ReichMadchen ?

ai6yr, to random

Stumbled upon some "news" articles predicting gloom and doom about the Eclipse in Texas ("stock up on food and water!") and have decided that there are still humans you might be able to conquer by threatening to take away the sun. 🤔

RevPudDudley,
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@ai6yr In NC lately a solar farm was cancelled; residents were concerned it would suck up all the local sunshine

RevPudDudley, to random
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@trumpet
Thanks for your service {Am I doing this right?]
Tell us , what is the status of this little matter which I never considered?

https://corteximplant.com/@lucy/112135839788235934

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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RevPudDudley,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
'n you don't have enough ass for them jeans, pardner. Git outa town

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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Okay now I want to go see this movie to find out what really happened to the dinosaurs.

RevPudDudley,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
All in God's great plan, said Mark Twain: Great care was taken to preserve the housefly, the typhoid bacillus, the mosquito ...

sltrib, to random
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Days after a short trip to Texas’ border with Mexico, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox is deploying members of the Utah National Guard and Utah Highway Patrol to the southern border, the governor’s office said on Friday.
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/02/09/utah-troops-are-going-texas/

RevPudDudley,
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@sltrib Is this like the Russian invasion of Crimea --
"Oh those fellows are volunteers, not in real uniform, just doing it on their vacation time" ?

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Time For 9 o'clock hosted by @paul
Charles Dickens was born on February 7, 1812. Let's play!


How to play: Write something, Use the HashTag, Toot/Post and Repeat!

RevPudDudley,
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@hashtaggames @paul
Seven Rooms of Bleak House
oh this is no fun

benroyce, to internet
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's prescient quote on and

RevPudDudley,
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@benroyce
Ehh well he had religion in mind ...

GottaLaff, to random
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I detest Trump & his incessant lies beyond words. He's a loser who knows he can't accomplish ANYthing w/o cheating.

Via Ron Filipkowski:

New campaign finance reports reveal paid $20k to stage a rally of fake striking auto workers last September, with non-union people holding up ‘Union Members for Trump’ signs. The truth always comes out in the financial disclosures. https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-campaign-paid-20k-to-fake-a-union-rally

RevPudDudley,
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@GottaLaff
Temps were hired to be yahooing when he came down the escalator originally.

obeto, to random
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"No one comes around until election time."

I paraphrased, but that, right there, is the crux of the issue: Black voters are treated as a block - stupid lumping together, but that is what both Democrats and Republiturds do🤬 - and literally shunned, until elections come around.

Adding insult to injury, the POTUS only comes by on a couple of perfunctory visits, slaps a few hands, and splits, leaving subsequent visits to low-level minions or political hacks.
https://capitalbnews.org/biden-black-voters/

RevPudDudley,
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@obeto
"Do you think Nixon's gonna run?"
"He will if he comes around here!"
--allegedly on 'Sanford & Son'

gwensnyder, to random
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The saving grace with fascists is that absent clear strongman orders, they can't organize their way out of a paper bag.

They despise and distrust everyone, even each other. Sow a little paranoia in their chats, and they melt down quickly and predictably.

https://www.wired.com/story/day-one-take-our-border-back-convoy-texas/

RevPudDudley,
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@gwensnyder
My suspicion is confirmed, that real truckers can't afford to burn expensive fuel for theater, thundering around great distances pointlessly

schizanon, to random
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RevPudDudley,
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@schizanon 'New Yorker' cartoon:
big lobster at an interview...
"So, why did you leave Red Lobster?"

VeryBadLlama, to random
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it is 1824. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

it is 1924. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

it is 2024. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.

RevPudDudley,
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@VeryBadLlama
[I refrain from saying 'Time to go sans-culottes!']

godlessmom, to random
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Did you know that up here in Canada we have little mini trucker convoy/freedom rallies drive through town every few months? This a courtesy provided by the anti-vax QAnon brain squad so we never forget just how stupid they still are.

RevPudDudley,
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@godlessmom I distinctly remember how fuel was too expensive and these poor folks couldn't make a living doing actual work. Somebody is financing all this fun ?

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