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SteveBologna

@SteveBologna@mstdn.social

I’m an old Blue dot drifting in a sea of red in Florida. I’m tired of hate. I love memes. I never answer my phone. Vote Blue no matter who all down the ballot.

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UFC star Bryce Mitchell will homeschool his son so he doesn't 'end up turning gay' - Advocate https://apple.news/AzDd_siuuSvqmg7OyVG2Elw CTE claims another victim apparently

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Colorado Republicans tell parents to take kids out of school over fears they ‘turn more kids trans’ - Advocate https://apple.news/A-tu8E6GDQHKfwtc0UnNPWQ Why are republicans so fucked up?

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Hacked data reveals which U.S. gun sellers are behind Mexican cartel violence - USA TODAY https://apple.news/AmGdDg7GwQhm12u0OKZEgyg Anyone supplying the cartels need life in prison w/o parole.

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Louisiana House Passes Bill Criminalizing Life-Saving Pregnancy Care Pills - Rolling Stone https://apple.news/AH8lhQMgxRBO1KDn8TSxluA For republicans it’s about cruelty and control. Vote Blue

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In Texas the governor has exonerated a murderer for taking the life of a BLM protester after the killer plowed his car into them. In Florida the Qpublican state legislature has passed a law - yes, it’s real - that makes it legal to run over protesters if they obstruct the. Right of way for vehicular traffic. As a Floridian I now pray the klan, or the my momma ain’t proud of me boys, or some other group like that decides to take to our streets. Oh my! Yes, the movie rights will be auctioned.

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Best roadside sign ever

Free_Press, to news
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

AMERICAN MUSCLE...
AMERICAN MADE...
AMERICAN JOBS...

"For the first time during the war, the Armed Forces of Ukraine have enough artillery shells."

  • President Zelensky

"None of the brigades are complaining about a lack of shells, and this has been the case for the past two months," he added.

After a Republican blockade was removed, US weaponry now pouring into Ukraine!

President Biden
President Zelensky

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@Free_Press This makes me happy

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So now SpaceX, with no working spacesuit, and years behind on it's multi-billion dollar moon lander, is lobbying NASA to go to the Hubble Space Telescope.

"A successful private mission could improve Hubble's ability to point at celestial objects and, by boosting its orbit, extend its life by years... however, an accident could leave the multibillion-dollar telescope broken — or, even more tragically, tethered to the dead bodies of the astronauts sent to repair it."

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/16/1250250249/spacex-repair-hubble-space-telescope-nasa-foia

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@mastodonmigration Is anyone else concerned about giving unlimited access to space, the internet, and global information to a Holocaust denying, racist, misogynistic, apartheid loving fascist who wants to implant neural links in everyone’s brains? Did anyone else see the movie The Kingsmen? What an absolutely stupid idea

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Chiefs Kicker Spreads Antisemitic Lies In Benedictine College Graduation Speech - Rolling Stone https://apple.news/A2UBYef40TGGV21j6IRLBJw Right down the Q rabbit hole. Why do these folks think saying something makes it true?

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Georgia promised to fix how voter challenges are handled. A new law could make the problem worse. - ProPublica https://apple.news/AIkAul4xQR12d2G7V99lrgg With republicans it seems trying to trample the rights of others makes them the happiest

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Trump, Whose Own Brain Appears to Have Been Eaten by Worms, Claims RFK Jr. Is a “Fake” Anti-Vaxxer Whose Family Is Plotting to Take Over the Country - Vanity Fair https://apple.news/AapRu2z9JREymJK9PHd3x6Q he just spews out whatever word salad comes to mind (sic)

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Via Pagliery:

So, actual brain worms.

NYT reports RFK Jr. had previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite in his brain. “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” . said in the 2012 deposition. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.” https://nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

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@GottaLaff trumps VP?

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Inactive voters to be "purged" in key swing state - Newsweek https://apple.news/A_KivZFP1SfmvsmRmtiGx7g Qpublicans can’t win if they don’t cheat. Are they purging both parties voters?

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Trump steams as people bet millions against him - NJ.com https://apple.news/A6RaZpzzLTRyzn8M4ozm_CQ Wait, now all of a sudden they want the feds involved in the free market to regulate things. Isn’t that socialism? Maybe they only like socialism when it benefits them. Vote Blue

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🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

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Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

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@GottaLaff I hope there is a penalty for him. I wonder if the laxest punishment they can give him is New York apologizing. That’s probably what he’s going to get. Lock him up somebody please!

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GottaLaff, to Florida
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#VOTE! 6-week abortion ban takes effect in Florida; #SouthDakota puts access on ballot

#Florida's six-week abortion ban took effect Wednesday after being signed into law a year ago, while #abortion advocates are submitting about 60,000 signatures to put access on the ballot in November.”
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/05/01/florida-south-dakota-abortion-ban-ballot/1751714494077/

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@GottaLaff @darwinwoodka Taking away water and food breaks from construction workers and restaurant employees won’t help much either

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@GottaLaff @darwinwoodka I think we have just enough time before the election for the republicans to screw things up so dramatically that even their base will hesitate to vote for them. Don’t you love the fact that the democrats now control who’s speaker. Makes the republicans look weak

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These Right-Wingers Are Actually Defending Kristi Noem Shooting Her Dog - The Daily Beast https://apple.news/AVFIBytbuT1q8pFaeD_2s5g I said within a week she’d be a hero and a Qpublican poster child

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@FrankFrank It’s not nice to hope for helicopter crash but here I am. A hunt that takes ball should include a knife and a short spear.

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Welcome to Tennessee

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Top ‘Democrat for Cruz’ Accused of Sexual Harassment - The Daily Beast https://apple.news/APvZtEGIUStmsZy69ya6klQ Only a Qpublican would think to form an alliance with a knowingly corrupt democrat because they don’t know how to work with folks who aren’t corrupt. Vote Blue

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Anyone else wonder if the powers that be are going to go all Michael Vick on Kristi Noem. Equal justice my fat ass

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Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Argues Presidents Must Be Allowed to Commit Federal Crimes or Democracy as We Know It Will Be Over - Vanity Fair https://apple.news/Ayr11ppjjTCaXEpkaN6DcCQ Alito needs to go. Good thing he wants to let President Biden have Seal Team 6 bump him off. You know, “to save democracy”.

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