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TidalFlats

@TidalFlats@mastodon.coffee

Living the Mesohaline Life on the Chesapeake. Household is on Retriever Standard Time year round.
"Hello, Customer Service: I'd like to exchange my Future. I ordered the Arthur C. Clarke, but I've been sent the Harlan Ellison."
#nobridge

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Popehat, to random

This weekend in the NYT watch for an op-ed from OJ Simpson to put this in context

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4135422-desantis-vows-to-start-slitting-throats-on-day-one/

TidalFlats,
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@Popehat
"If He Did It"

TidalFlats, to space
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Hey Mastodonians. If you're in the area, NASA may be launching from Wallops Island tonight
#NASA #Antares #Wallops #Rocket #Launch #Neato
Tuesday, August 1
8 p.m. – Launch coverage of the Northrop Grumman NG-19 Cygnus spacecraft to the International Space Station. Launch scheduled for 8:31 p.m.

https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    TidalFlats,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    Hey, the locusts and rain of blood will be next. You won't want to miss those.

    TidalFlats,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    Locust insects. Trees are just impossible to cover in chocolate.

    TidalFlats,
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    @edwilk @thepoliticalcat
    Well, they're not alive.
    For long.

    TidalFlats,
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    @thepoliticalcat @edwilk
    And crunching

    TidalFlats,
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    @Catawu @glasspusher @thepoliticalcat @edwilk
    Actually the annual Cicadas here are emerging now and quite tasty. Tree shrimp. Pan fried with chilies, Cajun rice and pinto beans. Perfection.
    The difficulty being getting to them before the dogs.

    dnc, to StupidFood
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    I would consider this a war crime https://www.diningandcooking.com/859415/i-would-consider-this-a-war-crime/

    TidalFlats,
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    @dnc @12thRITS
    I hate this fuckin century

    TidalFlats, to Dogs
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    Good morning Mastodonians! Out & about during the least worst part of the day.

    Photo of a calm, warm and humid morning on Harris Creek, sun rising yellow gold just over the horizon to the left. A yellow sun streak places on the water underneath. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground the circling high marsh plants, bright green, welcome the new day.
    Photo of a calm, warm and humid morning on Harris Creek, sun rising yellow gold just over the horizon to the left. A yellow sun streak places on the water underneath. Creek water is calm and perfectly reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and look out at the morning in anticipation.

    godpod, to random

    In 1992, Sinead O'Connor tore a picture of Pope John Paul II in half during a performance on SNL in protest against generations of abuse toward children within the Catholic church.

    Bless you, Sinead.

    Welcome to Heaven.

    TidalFlats,
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    @godpod
    Nothing compared 2 you, Sinead.
    Rest easy.

    Popehat, to random

    Here is how to distinguish Elon Musk’s new X.com from 1994 computer strategy gaming classic XCOM: one involves a brave struggle against freakish, hideous alien intelligence seeking to undermine world civilization with advanced technology and the other is a computer game

    TidalFlats,
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    @Popehat

    glasspusher, to random

    @12thRITS @TidalFlats @edwilk @Biff52 @keithmorrisnm a little machining pr0n

    TidalFlats,
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    @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @glasspusher @Biff52
    I think he traveled back through the portal

    TidalFlats,
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    @glasspusher @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @Biff52
    The dolphins will be next

    TidalFlats,
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    @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @12thRITS @Biff52
    Or the calamari
    https://youtu.be/IO1s_wNm2Ac

    TidalFlats,
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    @thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @Biff52
    That's our specialty

    TidalFlats,
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    @edwilk @thepoliticalcat @glasspusher @keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @Biff52
    That's really gonna upset the sandworms

    TidalFlats, to Dogs
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    Good morning Mastodonians! Clearing out after a rollicking line of storms blew through early. Nice clouds and a very annoyed Green Heron.

    Photo of a calm post storm morning on Harris Creek, sky is mostly obscured by white stratus clouds tailing the wake of the storm line. A patch of deep blue sky extends to the right. Creek water is lightly ripped and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk and look out at a very annoyed Green Heron flying away in the middle distance.
    Photo of a calm post storm morning on Harris Creek, sky is mostly obscured by white stratus clouds tailing the wake of the storm line. A patch of deep blue sky extends to the right. Creek water is lightly ripped and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground the patens wetland and upland trees are bright green in the summer morning's sunrise.

    edwilk, to random
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    @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @12thRITS

    TidalFlats,
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    @glasspusher @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @12thRITS
    Next week, the Mastiff artist known only as "The Spike" will create his interpretation of The Last Supper on the retaining wall.

    JenLucPiquant, to random

    Top 10 Strangest Deaths in the Middle Ages https://www.medievalists.net/2023/07/strangest-deaths-middle-ages/

    TidalFlats,
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    @JenLucPiquant @edwilk @keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @glasspusher Aha, the The Erfurt Latrine Disaster appears once again. I am sensing a definite trend here and so renewing my call for a 21st Century repeat.

    Strandjunker, to random German
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    Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows?

    TidalFlats,
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    @Strandjunker @edwilk
    Jim. Jordan knows it was an ANTIFA set-up and he's gonna prove it in numerous committee hearings with emails no one knows the provenance of, documents he can't produce and a whistleblower who's suddenly gone missing. Oh and hearsay from anon Twitter guys that somehow made it all the way to FOX and Friends.

    lauren, to random
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    Don't let hatred of Musk lead to trusting of Zuck.

    TidalFlats,
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    @lauren @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @edwilk @glasspusher Never.

    An Orca, jumping in the wake of a speeding boat, about to feast upon a billionaire sociopath.

    kcarruthers, to random
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    This is fine: Antarctic sea ice extent is quickly approaching 6 standard deviations below the most recent 1991-2020 mean.

    This Is Fine GIF

    TidalFlats,
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    @glasspusher @RhinosWorryMe @kcarruthers
    Fucked, we are

    TidalFlats, to Dogs
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    Good morning Mastodonians! Nothing spectacular, just a nice calm clear sunrise.

    Photo of a clear sunny morning on Harris Creek, sky is a deep blue shading through white to yellow to orange at the horizon. Creek water is perfectly flat calm and reflects the sky mirror like.

    Alice, to random
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    This is like one of those paintings where it gets weirder and weirder the more you look at it.

    TidalFlats,
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    @Alice @CoachJZ
    Time again, I think, to post my favourite Rand - related quote:

    StefanThinks, to random
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    I was disappointed when I found out Burlington Coat Factory wasn’t an actual factory. I was devastated when I found out about Cheesecake Factory. I don’t know what I’d do if I found out C&C Music Factory was a lie too.

    TidalFlats,
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    @Alice @StefanThinks
    Do yourself a favor, then, and don't look up " Olfactory".

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