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Uair

@Uair@autistics.life

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Truly and honestly, I have a great time here, because you all make it great. You boost, you reply, you encourage, and inspire! It is crazy to me that I get to talk to people from all over the world every day. I get to be friends with people I'll probably never actually get to physically meet. I was born into a pre-internet world, and this still feels a little like a miracle to me.

Uair,
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@RickiTarr

You missed the early days of the net. ICQ was awesome--just a little text window that could connect with another English speaker online somewhere in the world whenever you wanted. I had a globe spanning circle of friends, although half of them were feds or researchers or data miners or some kind of not-real person. Same as today--half the "people" on your feed are constructs, and it's wise to remember this.

It's nice to have that back.

I love this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7QEWz-72bw

Uair,
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@RickiTarr

I had a 6-digit reg#. Proud of that these days.

Uair,
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@zakalwe @RickiTarr

All night every night for me. I was in my early 20s and developed what minimal social skills I possess over ICQ.

It gave me an interesting attitude. If you like me great, we'll talk. If not I don't take it personal and move on to the next person. This baffles pretty much everyone. Other autistic people can sometimes see it.

dangillmor, to random
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As @pluralistic reminds us, capitalists absolutely hate capitalism, and they're systematically returning us to their favorite system: feudalism.

https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/18/in-extremis-veritas/

Uair,
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ashleyspencer, to actuallyautistic
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I get the “you must be high functioning” often when people ask what I do for a living. I’m really not. I can’t survive in the real world. No amount of accommodations can fix that. I struggle so much socially that I’ve been bullied at almost every job I’ve had. I’ve crafted myself a perfect autistic self-employed bubble where I flourish, because in the real world I don’t.

@actuallyautistic

Uair,
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@ashleyspencer @actuallyautistic

I take issue with your framing. You inhabit the real world. You are more "real", at least by old-timey gangster rap standards, than those people bullying you out of society. Hell, I see the bullying as scapegoating. Your "real" illuminates the hollowness at their core and they lash out at you rather than invest in a mirror. It's not your fault their inner landscape is a barren wasteland, and that in no way invalidates "your world".

My $0.02.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Are normal people hungry all the time?

I sunk out of panic mode for a couple days and goddamn if my stomach isn't a lot more aggressive than usual. I hardly ever notice it, normally.

Is this a thing? Constant hunger when you finally calm down?

Uair, to tech
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@actuallyautistic

I hardly ever automate things because it's hardly ever worth the effort. For most of my life, my coffeepot had a clock on it so i could set the pot to brew ahead of time. I just used this feature for the first time.

I don't know why, but i naturally avoid automating something until the world forces me to. I think that instinct may be right. It seems like people are forgetting basic shit because a machine does it for them.

Like how to remember things.

Uair, to politics
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@actuallyautistic

Does anyone else hear echoes of the soviet union here? Mocking a strawman because you'll be punished for talking straight is a hallmark of totaliatarianism. Fuck amazon. Nationalize that shit. Set base pay for the most menial employee engaged in bringing us our consumer goods at a hundred grand a year. Or break up the monopolies and allow competition. Something. This needs fixing.

https://www.404media.co/bad-amazon-bosses-wayne/

Uair, to Law
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@actuallyautistic

Billion dollar idea:

Build a new landline network in america. People would pay a /lot/ of money for a phone the cops need a warrant to tap.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

I identify as:

A grownup

I can't seem to find the others, at least in meatspace. sigh

It's like the world forgot how.

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

☁️🪩 PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT!🍸🤍


🎵 Post songs you’d play if you were throwing a party along with what you’re drinking 🎶

A goddess on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name
She's got it
Yeah, baby she's got it
I’m your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

🍷 Venus - Shocking Blue + Cosmo🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Video of the band shocking blue high on -- I don't even know what

Uair,
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mykhaylo, (edited ) to Ukraine
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You guys still didn’t get it. It’s not a choice between supporting or not supporting Ukraine.

It’s a choice between fighting Russia yourself or with money. And it’s not indefinite, if Ukraine loses you will have to fight.

Not because you want to. But because there’s only one kind of invitation you cannot say no to: “let’s go outside”.

France is smart: they are already discussing reinstating general military service. They are preparing. You should too. 1/2

Uair,
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@mykhaylo

I like. Y'all have good humor over there. It's why you elected such a good president.

You are very fortunate in him. Simply avoiding catastrophically fucking it up already is pretty impressive. It's a tough job.

I've been saying for decades we should let the comedians run america. Jon Stewart, Sara Silverman, and Chris Rock.

I love Chappelle, but he's too polarizing. His last one was formulaic anyway. He lost his spot in the triumvirate.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Does anyone else use Perplexity, the AI search engine? Mine died this week. I'm trying to figure out if the app is dead or i'm just not allowed to use it any more.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

It was twenty years ago i accepted the pointelessness of doing. There is nothing i can do to improve my situation. Any action i take will only make it worse.

Ten years ago i accepted the impossibility of thinking.I know it takes a year to complete a train of thought alone i could finish in a half hour with a human to talk to.

Last year i accepted the impossibility of getting ahead of the cops.Any stranger has just seen a pic of me telling them to hate me.

I'm paralyzed.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

True story:

When i was in DC trying to get some civil rights, i caught the first preseason caps game. I ordered a Flyers jersey and a top deck mid ice seat right at the glass. My plan was to cheer the injuries. I didn't know what the fuck was going on at all at the time, i just knew i was l on the wrong side of the kissinger people.

I ended up not going. I'm a writer, not a performer.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

More adventures in homelessness.

Looks like i'm being driven out of this funhouse hotel roim. I mean, it'd be nice to trade up for a home that doesn't have cameras, and isn't rigged to prevent me sleeping.

Last friday i walked around the block and someone shouted, "call a lawyer", but i was on a drunk and waited to sober up. I even bought a phone.

1/2

Uair,
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@actuallyautistic

Now i'm just paralyzed. How do i have that conversation? "Hi! I'm a cia human experiment from 1975. The feds use me to train local cops not to hate on autistic people. Strangers cheer for me when i walk around the block smoking a joint and Tarantinobposed as a homeless guy to show me support but i'm not allowed contact with humans who don't hate me to the point of barely-contained murder. I'm being driven from my home again. Wtf do i do? PS i don't trust you."

Uair,
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@arisummerland @actuallyautistic

I wish they'd let me out of this disassociative trauma response. I've known how to heal my mind and start my life for 30 years now, it's just that that has always been blocked. I have such a hard time not being angry about that.

My sense of perspective knows that a lot of people are made silent far more harshly, and appreciates. It's why i'm a good sport about the abuse.

Still makes me angry.

Gonna go smoke a joke on it.

Let's see if any strangers hoot.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

1/2

Fun story:

When i was in DC trying to get some civil rights, they put some poor FBI guy in the park across from my hotel. He was posing as a homeless person and had to sleep on a bench. I used to sit at the next bench and talk to him out the side of my mouth like a 20s gangster while smoking a joint.

I offered to switch places with him. I've slept on benches--it's brutal for old fucks like me and he. I had a bed inside i only used half of the time.

Uair,
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@actuallyautistic

2/2

The best was the look on his face when i asked him for a gun."C'mon! You have two and i don't even have one?"

He had no idea his boss was just fucking with him.It's definitely part of the game, whatever fucked up experiment is my life, to get people thinking i'm as far opposite from what i really am as they can.I'm a peaceful liberal who never wanted a gun until my world became full of terrified cop types, who they all have guns.

I want an emotional support firearm.

Uair,
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@actuallyautistic

3/2

Tell that guy "hi" for me. And the guy next to me on the plane. The one telegraphing terror.

Tell me that's not nervous-making. I spent hours on a plane next to a federal agent who couldn't hide his fear of me. And trust me--i'm numb to those kind of social cues. If i was picking it up, it was extreme.

Don't blame me. I'm tabula rasa. It's your boss fucking with you.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Fun new chapter in being broke! I just managed to start getting real sleep. I thought i had worked out an accommodation with the local police.

A few minutes ago a lease termination was slipped under my door. I now owe 120% of April's rent. 120% more. I already paid it.

Oh well. Find out tomorrow.

I'm so tired of being fucked with. They broke in and put a rubber band under my pillow, too. I'm used to that kind of stuff. A big hair. Whatever.

This game gets old.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

I just duckduck'ed "heridatery" because my brain refused to agree that any sequence of vowels in that word were the correct spelling.

Anyway, the first 19 results were about the movie. M-w.com was 20th.

The search engine apocalypse is here.

skinnylatte, to random
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I read something today about how almost everything in the wellness and influencer industries are actually multi level marketing, and that finally explains those industries to me. Probably also true of some aspects of online alt right movements

Everything is MLM and everything is a cult. A somewhere in between, or both

(From the person from the podcast ‘The Dream’ who also has a new book out about this, ‘Selling the Dream’)

Uair,
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@skinnylatte

I do not understand influencers/ influencing. Maube i'm too autistic or something. I can't stand artificial people when i'm stuck dealing with them in meatspace. Why would i spend any screen time watching a stranger in the first place, let alone one trying to sell me something?

It's like Home Shopping Network metastisized.

I probably just don't get it.

samplereality, to random
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Twice in the past week I've read scholars who should know better repeat the urban legend that the QWERTY keyboard was designed to slow down typing, and thus, jamming, on early typewriters.

That'd be cool if it were true, but it's not, and the the truth is even cooler. The QWERTY keyboard evolved over time, shaped by two forces: (1) since the early machines were used by telegraph operators, the keys were arranged to avoid common transcription errors; and (2) competing patents of the typewriter slightly arranged the keyboard layout in order to qualify as new (and therefore patentable) designs.

Check out this research for more: https://repository.kulib.kyoto-u.ac.jp/dspace/bitstream/2433/139379/1/42_161.pdf

Uair,
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@Urban_Hermit @samplereality

You, my friend, are a genius of the top rank. All we need to do is reorder the alphabet to match the keyboard! Why did i never see this obvious solution?

I didn't even learn to type much until my early 20s.

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