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az

@az@betagravity.com

I like to take pictures of anything I find amusing or interesting while traveling.

I think computer jokes are funny.

I'm usually in Arizona, but not all the time.

Elder Millennial

En mi tiempo libre estudio español.

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Wen, to coffee
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Can I say I f***g well approve and will continue to insist on a Black Coffee no matter what the confusion that causes behind the counter

az,
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@Wen I thought americano was espresso diluted with water

az, to Phoenix
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No surprise is hot in July, but every day so far this month has been above average.

Chance we might break the >=110F (43.3C) streak today

collin, to random
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I sang a song about my friend dying of cancer, and then one about life passing you by the other night, and afterward someone told me my set was “fun.”

Maybe it's because I always make little jokes in between songs? I'm not upset, I'm just not sure how to interpret that 😂

az,
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@collin I can say for myself, I usually have to hear a song a couple times before I get the lyrics

paninid, to random
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“Do you have a flag?”

Eddie Izzard, in Dress to Kill: “We claim India for Britain…” “You can’t claim us, we live here, 500 million of us…” “Well, do you have a flag?”

az,
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@paninid No flag, no country

az, to Phoenix
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Phoenix reaches 110 degrees for a record-setting 19th day in a row

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if it's =>110F/43.3C for the rest of the month

"Temperatures have averaged above 101 degrees in Phoenix over the past 17 days. That is significantly hotter than another record-setting heat wave, when the city surpassed 110 degrees on 18 consecutive days in 1974. During that stretch, temperatures averaged 96.5 degrees."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/07/18/phoenix-heat-wave-record-temperature-streak/

az, to random
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Salsa that has sugar in it should be required to carry a warning label so that I don't accidentally buy it.

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    az,
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    @kevbob I would have thought the same thing

    az, to california
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    I've never seen the line so long to cross into from , thankfully going the other way. Didn't see any obvious reason for the delay.

    az, to random
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    Watching Return To Oz 1985, this movie is about as scary as I remember as a kid 😄

    bitprophet, (edited ) to GTA
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    You're scrolling Mastodon. You see the hashtag “#GTA”. Your brain interprets it as:

    az,
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    @bitprophet I just thought Canadians really liked the GTA video games

    az, to Netflix
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    Continuing my disc queue wind down I watched Dr Strangelove. I had never seen it before and it was definitely strange, but I finally get the reference to Homer Simpson riding a bomb with a cowboy 🤠 hat

    az, to Futurama
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    I'm kind of impressed they got Sigourney Weaver to voice the Planet Express Ship computer (2002)

    az, to random
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    This microwave oven makes me nostalgic for the #90s

    az, to random
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    I'm old enough to remember when 411 was free.

    I'm old enough to remember 411

    az, to random
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    Are these any good? I’ve only tried ketchup potato chips while in Canada

    az, to ilaughed
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    Unexpected visitor

    He jumped up on top of that 6 foot wall like it was nothing

    az, to Curb
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    I'm watching Geostorm on and the left audio channel is english and the right is spanish. 🤔

    az, to Canada
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    These are pretty tasty

    az, to Weather
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    Bleh, summer is here in Phoenix, first triple digits of the year

    38-41C

    shoq, to random
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    Arizona has really given the Biden campaign a gift. They should have put a bow on it.

    az,
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    @shoq They kind of did when the legislature didn't have the votes to repeal it today

    az, to Dragonlance
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    Either I missed it in school or forgot about it, but TIL about the Province of Quebec that for a brief time extended to the Mississippi and Ohio rivers

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Province_of_Quebec_(1763%E2%80%931791)

    az, to random
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    My aunt passed away this morning 😢


    az, to random
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    Don’t worry , I wasn’t even a little tempted.

    az, to tv
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    I just noticed Gale from and Waggs from are the same actor David Costabile

    David Costabile Breaking Bad

    az, to random
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    Ok this bit cracked me up


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