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az

@az@betagravity.com

I like to take pictures of anything I find amusing or interesting while traveling.

I think computer jokes are funny.

I'm usually in Arizona, but not all the time.

Elder Millennial

En mi tiempo libre estudio español.

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collin, to random
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I sang a song about my friend dying of cancer, and then one about life passing you by the other night, and afterward someone told me my set was “fun.”

Maybe it's because I always make little jokes in between songs? I'm not upset, I'm just not sure how to interpret that 😂

az,
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@collin I can say for myself, I usually have to hear a song a couple times before I get the lyrics

kevbob, to random
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    az,
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    @kevbob I would have thought the same thing

    az, to Futurama
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    I'm kind of impressed they got Sigourney Weaver to voice the Planet Express Ship computer (2002)

    shoq, to random
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    Arizona has really given the Biden campaign a gift. They should have put a bow on it.

    az,
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    @shoq They kind of did when the legislature didn't have the votes to repeal it today

    paninid, to random
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    “Do you have a flag?”

    Eddie Izzard, in Dress to Kill: “We claim India for Britain…” “You can’t claim us, we live here, 500 million of us…” “Well, do you have a flag?”

    az,
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    @paninid No flag, no country

    az, to random
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    My aunt passed away this morning 😢


    bitprophet, (edited ) to GTA
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    You're scrolling Mastodon. You see the hashtag “”. Your brain interprets it as:

    az,
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    @bitprophet I just thought Canadians really liked the GTA video games

    Wen, to coffee
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    Can I say I f***g well approve and will continue to insist on a Black Coffee no matter what the confusion that causes behind the counter

    #coffee #RealNames #CommonSense

    az,
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    @Wen I thought americano was espresso diluted with water

    az, to random
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    Don’t worry , I wasn’t even a little tempted.

    az, to california
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    I've never seen the line so long to cross into from , thankfully going the other way. Didn't see any obvious reason for the delay.

    az, to random
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    Ok this bit cracked me up


    az, to tv
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    I just noticed Gale from and Waggs from are the same actor David Costabile

    David Costabile Breaking Bad

    flockofnazguls, (edited ) to random
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    az,
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    @flockofnazguls Floppy to boot and then the rest from CD

    elizabethtasker, to random
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    I’m in a long line for the bag drop at the airport. A robotic cart joined the queue. It alternated between demanding people move in Japanese and English, and voicing the same demands at a variety of barriers.

    People have done their best to acquiesce to its demands, but it’s now stationary and shouting in multiple languages.

    az,
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    @elizabethtasker the future is dumb

    yakkoj, to random
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    If your first Mac was anything Performa, or especially anything 6200-series, and you're STILL using Macs, you've been through one hell of a lot of shit

    There's got to be someone who "upgraded" their LC to one of these Performas, yet still has a Mac today. ;o)

    az,
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    @yakkoj Started on a Performa 460, a rebadged LCIII+

    likesoldmacs, to random
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    So there was a reason I finally fixed up the 540c...a PowerCD arrived today! 😊

    az,
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    @likesoldmacs neat, I somehow missed that apple made a cd drive like that

    publicvoit, to random
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    Anybody with a privacy respecting simple text message app for Android just for the few contacts I have that are not able to use Signal?

    az,
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    @publicvoit A little old but works ok https://f-droid.org/repository/browse/?fdid=com.moez.QKSMS

    vwbusguy, to mastodon
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    OK, people of , help me with this. On the left is powdered . It makes 15 servings. On the right is a very much smaller container of liquid Tang. It makes 24 servings.

    Make it make sense to me.

    az,
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    @vwbusguy the small one is sugar free

    az, to ilaughed
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    When you drive a big truck, it is best to drive part way into the bike lane

    truck driving partially in the bike lane for a long distance

    SteveBologna, to random
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    Wiring for the turn signals? Check!

    Tesla truck crossing three lanes while using the wrong turn signal

    az,
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    @SteveBologna A friend of mine test drove a model that has the same steering wheel, they don't put a stalk for the signals, it has buttons on the steering wheel. He felt it was easy to mix up while driving

    az, to random
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    I'm old enough to remember when 411 was free.

    I'm old enough to remember 411

    jeffowski, to random
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    az,
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    @anubis2814 @jeffowski Wikipedia says 1800s shilling had 5.64g of silver and kitco says silver is worth 77 ¢ per gram,so I think its off

    5.64grams x 15 = 84.6g

    84.6g x $0.77 = $65.142 per week

    $65.142 x 52 = $3,387.38

    mariellequinton, to random
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    Why, when I'm searching for "hat" in emojis, does a chick and an axe pop up? Actual hats pop up first, but then a chick and an axe. And why does it look like the axe is going to kill the chick in the name of a hat?

    az,
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    @mariellequinton hatchet and hatchling would be my guess

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    The older you get the more you realize how much you took sleep for granted.

    Anyone else miss the old days of falling asleep in the middle of the afternoon as the light from the day came through your window and left a hazy bright shadow in your closed eyes as you drifted off?

    az,
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    @Mrfunkedude I'm holding out for when you get old enough that day sleeping is socially acceptable again

    az, to random
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    I miss when the station played oldies and not the Beastie Boys

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