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az

@az@betagravity.com

I like to take pictures of anything I find amusing or interesting while traveling.

I think computer jokes are funny.

I'm usually in Arizona, but not all the time.

Elder Millennial

En mi tiempo libre estudio español.

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elizabethtasker, to random
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I’m in a long line for the bag drop at the airport. A robotic cart joined the queue. It alternated between demanding people move in Japanese and English, and voicing the same demands at a variety of barriers.

People have done their best to acquiesce to its demands, but it’s now stationary and shouting in multiple languages.

az,
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@elizabethtasker the future is dumb

SteveBologna, to random
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Wiring for the turn signals? Check!

Tesla truck crossing three lanes while using the wrong turn signal

az,
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@SteveBologna A friend of mine test drove a model that has the same steering wheel, they don't put a stalk for the signals, it has buttons on the steering wheel. He felt it was easy to mix up while driving

Wen, to coffee
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Can I say I f***g well approve and will continue to insist on a Black Coffee no matter what the confusion that causes behind the counter

az,
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@Wen I thought americano was espresso diluted with water

flockofnazguls, (edited ) to random
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    az,
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    @flockofnazguls Floppy to boot and then the rest from CD

    az, to random
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    Ok this bit cracked me up


    az, to ilaughed
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    When you drive a big truck, it is best to drive part way into the bike lane

    truck driving partially in the bike lane for a long distance

    az, to random
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    Don’t worry , I wasn’t even a little tempted.

    az, to Dragonlance
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    Either I missed it in school or forgot about it, but TIL about the Province of Quebec that for a brief time extended to the Mississippi and Ohio rivers

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Province_of_Quebec_(1763%E2%80%931791)

    az, to Phoenix
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    Nice breeze today in

    Nuclear fire scene from terminator movie

    az, to Netflix
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    Continuing my disc queue wind down I watched Dr Strangelove. I had never seen it before and it was definitely strange, but I finally get the reference to Homer Simpson riding a bomb with a cowboy 🤠 hat

    az, to ilaughed
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    Unexpected visitor

    He jumped up on top of that 6 foot wall like it was nothing

    az, to animals
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    I’m incognito

    az, to random
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    I miss when the station played oldies and not the Beastie Boys

    likesoldmacs, to random

    So there was a reason I finally fixed up the 540c...a PowerCD arrived today! 😊

    az,
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    @likesoldmacs neat, I somehow missed that apple made a cd drive like that

    yakkoj, to random
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    If your first Mac was anything Performa, or especially anything 6200-series, and you're STILL using Macs, you've been through one hell of a lot of shit

    There's got to be someone who "upgraded" their LC to one of these Performas, yet still has a Mac today. ;o)

    az,
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    @yakkoj Started on a Performa 460, a rebadged LCIII+

    az, to california
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    I've never seen the line so long to cross into from , thankfully going the other way. Didn't see any obvious reason for the delay.

    bitprophet, (edited ) to GTA
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    You're scrolling Mastodon. You see the hashtag “#GTA”. Your brain interprets it as:

    az,
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    @bitprophet I just thought Canadians really liked the GTA video games

    az, to Futurama
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    I'm kind of impressed they got Sigourney Weaver to voice the Planet Express Ship computer (2002)

    paninid, to random
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    “Do you have a flag?”

    Eddie Izzard, in Dress to Kill: “We claim India for Britain…” “You can’t claim us, we live here, 500 million of us…” “Well, do you have a flag?”

    az,
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    @paninid No flag, no country

    az, to random
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    My aunt passed away this morning 😢


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    az,
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    @kevbob I would have thought the same thing

    az, to Weather
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    Bleh, summer is here in Phoenix, first triple digits of the year

    38-41C

    shoq, to random
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    Arizona has really given the Biden campaign a gift. They should have put a bow on it.

    az,
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    @shoq They kind of did when the legislature didn't have the votes to repeal it today

    collin, to random
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    I sang a song about my friend dying of cancer, and then one about life passing you by the other night, and afterward someone told me my set was “fun.”

    Maybe it's because I always make little jokes in between songs? I'm not upset, I'm just not sure how to interpret that 😂

    az,
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    @collin I can say for myself, I usually have to hear a song a couple times before I get the lyrics

    az, to tv
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    I just noticed Gale from and Waggs from are the same actor David Costabile

    David Costabile Breaking Bad

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