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bison

@bison@mastodon.social

Are you a side effect of my medication?

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jochen, to random German
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Oh noes :/

bison,
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@jochen fck gute besserung!

dasnuf, to random German
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Wir verschicken jedes Jahr Weihnachtskarten und dieses Jahr dachte ich: Hey, wofür gibt es KI, die uns die ganze Arbeit wegnehmen wird? Also habe ich eingegeben "4 Person family two children man with beard funny christmas card" und naja, vielleicht dauert das noch bis die KI uns die Jobs wegnimmt.

bison,
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@dasnuf chatGPT4 + DALL-E liefert

Ich hab den Screenshot erneut auf chatGPT hochgeladen, um eine Alt-Textbeschreibung dafür zu bekommen ^^"

_ohcoco_, to random
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I have an old, black down vest that I wear in the fall and winter for yard work, etc. It's got holes in it and for a few years when I was building houses, I was just too busy and tired to care so I covered the holes with black duct tape :o)

But now is a different time, and I'm on Etsy looking for iron-on patches! I don't think I'll ever throw it away so who knows how many patches I'll end up with ☺️

bison,
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@_ohcoco_ cc @Frogsicle

jd, (edited ) to random
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Hands down the best Venn I’ve come across so far.

bison,
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@jd chatGPT4 with custom settings did a better job in this alt text https://mastodon.online/@spielmannspiel/111442507640745060

warandpeas, (edited ) to random
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Majestic Fortress

bison,
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@warandpeas i use chatGPT for image descriptions, ist so amazing (yeah, slight mistakes ^^").
Full text is in the image description

Short:

ALT text: Comic strip titled "War and Peas" showing a fox king who built a castle out of marshmallows, resulting in a charging knight bouncing off its walls, while the king and his adviser discuss the fluffy defense strategy.

BlindiRL, to hiking
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bison,
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@BlindiRL you are a disney princess :BlobhajTinyHeart:

bison,
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@BlindiRL if you don't want to be a disney princess you ain't one *, which is completely fine. These are the rules. I don't made them.

  • except disney buys you
bison,
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@BlindiRL oh no, please don't :sadness: me sorry.
When you wrote that I remembered one of your talks about you not liking Disney, that was what the * was for.
We need more nice pics in our timelines :BlobhajHeart:

bison,
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@BlindiRL nod nod I mean it's basically an internet meme, born from childhood memories and the good time we had watching disney movies as kids, completely lack of abundance of the fact that disney ist just another greedy big corp.
For me it was just that reflex and of course I stop doing that when called out for misbehave, but telling the internet to abandon a meme... your sanity is more important!

BlindiRL, to random
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I have been a twitch partner for 5 years.

I have to stream.

http://www.stupidskull.com/

bison,
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@BlindiRL the rules are the rules!
and 🎉 :BlobhajTinyHeart:

bison, (edited ) to art
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my and @jujibla setup is a bit... different

via @linustechtips memes

Daojoan, to random
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The worst thing about online learning is that everything has become a video. Every code tutorial. Every design tutorial. Nobody actually writes out a guide anymore.

It's just "hey guys welcome to my tutorial" and watching 10 minutes of content that mostly isn't relevant...

bison,
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@Daojoan it's 10min for the YouTube ad-revenue gods that monetize videos at the 10min mark higher/allow more ads ^^"

i0null, to random
bison,
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@davidrevoy @i0null cc @tiarael

ErikUden, to random German
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Ich habe mehr Abonnenten als das Bündnis Sahra Wagenknecht - ihr solltet wissen wo eure Stimme sicherer ist

Ein Screenshot vom YouTube Kanal vom Bündnis Sahra Wagenknecht mit 496 Abonnenten

bison,
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@ErikUden musste jetzt wohl kandidieren

heiseonline, to Facebook German

Threads von Meta: Beiträge landen in Facebook, kein Widerspruch möglich

Nach dem Rekordstart ist es um Threads ruhiger geworden. Automatisch nach Facebook kopierte Beiträge sollen das ändern, die Nutzer sind wenig begeistert.

https://www.heise.de/news/Threads-von-Meta-Beitraege-landen-jetzt-in-Facebook-kein-Widerspruch-moeglich-9342317.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege

bison,
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@cymaphore @heiseonline ich re-poste das jetzt auf discord ^^"

bison,
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@cymaphore @heiseonline glad to help:

Anzeige von
Threads Nachrichten Facebook auf Twitter auf Mastodon auf Discord

nixCraft, to privacy
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Garbage aka providing relevant Ads 😂 comic credit https://supercombodeluxe.com/gmen/ uBlock Origin, FTW. This is also a good reminder that I don't have any Ads on my blog and if you find my content useful, I have Patreon https://www.patreon.com/nixcraft

bison,
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@nixCraft STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

baldur, to random
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“AI’s Electricity Use Is Spiking So Fast It’ll Soon Use as Much Power as an Entire Country”

Side-eyeing every single one of you who is enabling this. https://futurism.com/the-byte/ai-electricity-use-spiking-power-entire-country

bison,
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@baldur well, still a better use of power than cryptocoins 🤷

foone, to random
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Why do I only try to write parsers when my brain is fried?

bison,
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@foone because then you can ignore the fact that this is a really painful endeavor

Gargron, to random
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My life is so dominated by discussions of how Mastodon can be improved that it's really refreshing to hear about what people like. Thanks @dangillmor!

bison,
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@Gargron @dangillmor i like that mastodon actually works.
a lot of people have "ideas" but not many put out something that actually works and on this scale.
Thank you for making mastodon :BlobhajHeart:

nixCraft, to random
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Can you recommend a game for a potato laptop?

bison,
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@nixCraft Progress Bar Simulator https://spielmannspiel.com/progressbarsimulator or any of @spielmannspiel games, except the VR one ^^"

thunderbird, to foss
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Hey family!

Beginning tomorrow, @communiteatime will be joining @killyourfm to help make this space a little more fun & responsive.

(She's also helping with those "other" social platforms, but this one is our favorite.)

Yep, our social team is DOUBLING in size 😜

Hopefully we can start answering more of your questions, AND lifting up other projects we love.

Thanks for being patient with us, and thanks for making this our favorite social network to engage with our users.

bison,
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@thunderbird @communiteatime @killyourfm nice :BlobhajHeart:

just remember theres still a long way: https://mastodon.social/@bison/111214129309577570

bison,
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@thunderbird @communiteatime @killyourfm I know, i have the "share on mastodon" button on my todo list too :psyduck:
Maybe I was hoping when seeing the share box to find "inspiration" for my problem ^^"
Thought about a text-field that's also a drop-down with mastodon.social pre-selected and then typing-autocompletion or something.

My temporary solution: add a "copy link" button ^^"

bison, to monitors
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"Why do I have six monitors? Because I don't have room for eight." – Terry Pratchett (1948-2015)

bison,
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@lewiscowles1986 i had 2 monitors back in the day with Windows 98 and 2000. just add more (PCI) graphic cards ^^

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