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Crell, (edited ) to random
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This is sadly entirely accurate, and the whole problem...

(Edit: Original is here. Go follow the artist. https://mastodon.social/@workchronicles/112417993863156684)

brianfenton,
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@ramsey @Crell Gov: crime all you want, but if we catch you, we'll take a small cut

nsd20463, to animals
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Cat play time no2. Hiding in the toddler's "caterpillar" tunnel.


brianfenton,
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@aetataureate @nsd20463 honestly cat toys & toddler toys are pretty interchangeable until at least age 3. you ever see a 2yo chase a laser pointer? they totally do! and love it

kboyd, to random
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A&W has a limited time thing called "Spicy Piri Piri Buddies" and all I can think of when i see the sign is the character from One Punch Man, "Puri-Puri Prisoner".

brianfenton,
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@kboyd you all have A&Ws there? the root beer place?

brianfenton,
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@kboyd oh cool. they're a dying breed here, but they were more common when I was growing up. Chili dogs & root beer for days

danilo, to random
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Another nuclear take: I do think they should do more electronics regulating

For one thing, I applaud the EU. One way to do counter-power against the sort of technocolonialism of the US and China is to impose conditions on your robust and meaningful market. That’s a good use of a political and economic alliance

I like the balance of it, even if they sometimes fuck it up and cause things like cookie warnings.

brianfenton,
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@danilo this sounds similar to a policy I'd love to see... make bottled beverage producers buy a (sizeable) percentage of their own recyclable plastic waste. What are you going to do with it? Not our problem! But, it is yours, now...

kboyd, to random
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Trogdor the Project Lead

Ideating the Countryside

Trogdor! Trogdor!

brianfenton,
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@kboyd Burnout-ing all the peoples....

danilo, to random
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I accidentally carbonated the flank steak for my stir fry

brianfenton,
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@danilo ..... how

ramsey, to random
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Conversations I don’t want to have right now but which are necessary:

“Please tell me about your pet euthanasia services and who you recommend for pet cremation.”

brianfenton,
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@ramsey I'm so sorry man. losing a pet can sometimes be harder than losing a human family member

kboyd, to random
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Through a quirk of the inevitable corner-cuttings of business, there arose an ability to combine puzzle pieces of different puzzles into new works of unreality.

All of the puzzles were cut with the same pattern, so the pieces were interchangeable.

I wonder if such a thing could happen with boardgames? e.g., being able to mash together Splendor and Seven Wonders and Lords of Waterdeep, and come up with something playable...

https://boingboing.net/2018/11/11/this-artist-uses-jigsaw-puzzle.html

brianfenton,
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@kboyd that's legitimately awesome

oluOnline, to random
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In case there are any obvious conclusions I'm missing:

What do people think the biggest lessons from the history of the web are? What do you hope "comes back", what are you hoping stays dead, and what do you hope is to come?

I'd appreciate RTs (and long detailed replies lol)!

brianfenton,
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@oluOnline I really miss when RSS was prominent and well-supported. You could subscribe to sites and their content came to you, generally in a focused/ad-free way too

Social bookmarking was a thing too... people would share their bookmarks and organize little communities around shared interests/interesting people

stephaniewalter, to random
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Coding kitty - the cat that has a habit of singing while coding. Meow... https://hostrider.com

brianfenton,
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@stephaniewalter that's an adorable resume

b0rk, to random
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brianfenton,
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@b0rk my understanding of "git pickaxe" is it's the same as "git's meat cleavers" in Travis Swicegood's old talk from more than a decade ago. In other words, various flavors of interactive rebase (git rebase -i)

brianfenton,
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@b0rk my mistake, he also covers bisect, normal rebase, and amending commits https://speakerdeck.com/tswicegood/gits-meat-cleavers

... and a quick google search shows I'm completely wrong 🤦🏻‍♂️ Apologies. It's a way to search the commit log for when a specific term was added/removed/modified http://www.philandstuff.com/2014/02/09/git-pickaxe.html

brianfenton,
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@b0rk apparently? no idea how that came to be, but I think it's one of those plumbing (non-porcelain) that escaped into the wild https://git-scm.com/docs/gitdiffcore#_diffcore_pickaxe_for_detecting_additiondeletion_of_specified_string

b0rk, (edited ) to random
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what git jargon do you find confusing? thinking of writing a blog post that explains some of git's weirder terminology: "detached HEAD state”, "fast-forward", "index/staging area/staged", “ahead of 'origin/main' by 1 commit”, etc

(really only looking for terms that you personally find confusing, not terms that you think someone else might be confused about)

brianfenton,
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@b0rk the -m flag when reverting a merge commit

also I don't think enough people know about git add -p and git reset -p

isntitvacant, to random
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Writing a javascript package that embeds a worker thread that uses shared array buffers that targets 4 runtimes is “fun”

brianfenton,
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grmpyprogrammer, to random
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The Office Manager is pacing around the house, out-of-sorts because mini-me isn’t here.

brianfenton,
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@grmpyprogrammer do they know anything more now?

jacob, to random
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I went to make a PB&J sandwich, and, distracted, pulled the chili crisp out of the fridge instead of the jam. Thought about it for a minute, said "what the heck" and gave it a shot.

Peanut butter and chili crisp (PB&LGM?) is my new favorite sandwich

brianfenton,
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@jacob coworker said she just had this the other day, plus banana

kboyd, to random
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California and Canada have a lot in common.

"Like what?"

Ontario.

brianfenton,
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@kboyd I was going to go with both sharing the CA abbreviation

foone, to random
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So I was thinking of a scifi setting where life evolves on a planet orbiting a star that periodically (every couple decades) hits the planet with a hemisphere-sterilizing CME.

brianfenton,
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@foone there was a related situation in the Three Body Problem. the sentients there evolved the ability to... dehydrate themselves into husks to wait out the heat. Your situation sounds even more extreme though

kboyd, to random
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Forget being data-driven. We need more vibe-driven development.

brianfenton,
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@kboyd why do you think I'm so OK with shipping random changes?

afilina, to random
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I rarely get such a perfect storm of hard-to-find errors:

  • Incomplete configuration of ODBC on the server.
  • PHP 4-style constructors not firing.
  • A new behavior of local static variables in child classes (this one deserves an entire blog post).

All this together resulting in the code going down the wrong execution path, yet not showing a single error, just bad behavior. The last time I had something so obscure was 26 years ago with ActionScript 1.

I think I deserve a drink today.

brianfenton,
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@kboyd @afilina was it this? https://www.php.net/manual/en/migration81.incompatible.php#migration81.incompatible.core.static-variable-inheritance

I had to go audit all the local static variables (nearly all for caching) in our system, plus several dependent libs. It was really difficult to sort out

ramsey, to random
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I just got an email from someone asking why they’re seeing this appear on their devices. It looks like it might be an Android device of some sort. Is it possible to run PHP on Android? Is this part of some hacking attempt?

brianfenton,
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@ramsey based on the file path it looks like it's something they downloaded & opened?

randomgeek, to random

A grammatical challenge! The sign is a directive not a descriptor.

(Jumpy Dog smashes through sign)

Though it could be a descriptor especially given multiple definitions of “slow.”

brianfenton,
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@randomgeek that bothers me every time I see it

saramg, to random
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Just discovered something called https://golinks.io . From what I can tell, it's exactly like a URL shortener, but instead of doing something silly like using 304 location redirects, it has you install various third-party plugins everywhere you use URLs so that it can rewrite your content locally.

So... worse than a URL shortener in every conceivable way. Awesome. Good luck with that.

brianfenton,
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@kboyd @ramsey @saramg they actually tried to have us use that at a previous job. I flatly refused and they eventually quietly abandoned it

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