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atomicpoet, to random
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Truth be told, I’m only interested in PC hardware to a point: being able to give me the performance I want.

Once I have the hardware, I don’t give a damn about tweaks or overclocks.

All I want is the ability to play whatever games in my library.

cordlessmodem,
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@atomicpoet this is the way to be happy

People are out there spending $1200 a year on marginal upgrades you can't see without a spreadsheet, it's madness

SirTapTap, to random
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The incel/excel joke always hit wrong with me because I've consistency found Excel has no idea how to treat what is obviously a date or much much worse, a time

cordlessmodem,
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@SirTapTap
Going to tell my friends this joke when we meet for dinner on 487654 (ten years from now)

emarktaylor, to Hockey
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🏒 :NHL: @hnom @hockey :HNOM: :StanleyCup:

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got my new bruins jersey from fanatics today🤘

cordlessmodem,
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@emarktaylor @hnom @hockey

I didn't know there was SBUBBY merch

Alice, to random
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My kink is getting naked and holding my breath until I look like Grimace.

cordlessmodem,
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@Alice
They call it Deep Purpling if your looking for it online

Sometimes "Humping Barney" but honestly that's kind of evolved sideways into it's own kink

SirTapTap, to random
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Guess who is ALMOST done with her taxes

almost a week before they're due too!

cordlessmodem,
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@SirTapTap
You're not alone, my wife is taking ours in tomorrow after putting off doing the business taxes for four months

reginasbread, to random
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I was reading a thing about fashion and learned that there is something called "toe cleavage". apparently, it's sexy and classy, so women should make sure to pick shoes that show it. without it, the front area looks frumpy.
who decides on those things? I have questions!!!

cordlessmodem,
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@reginasbread
The foot guys have infiltrated the fashion industry

18+ reginasbread, to random
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it's his 3rd birthday. as a gift, he gets a vet check-up. here are his quirks because he's a strange dog and I love him:

  1. always looks at me like he's worried or judgmental (or both)
  2. refuses to lay down on hard surfaces
  3. the sound of cracking an egg wakes him up every time
  4. hoards blankets
  5. touches me with his nose when he wants something
  6. in love with all husky-like female dogs
  7. stares at people who look similar to the ones he knows
  8. tries to get into random cars when tired

the same red brindle whippet with white markings by the lake, standing in the grass. we see his right side. his head is turned to the photographer, his floppy ears are up. he's wearing a dark green harness. the lake behind him looks clear. the trees that are far away behind the lake reflect in the water. it's a late summer evening. the sky is clear and blue.

cordlessmodem,
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@reginasbread
Happy Birthday beautiful, i hope you get some birthday eggs

NickGates, to random
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ACAB includes the bus driver in Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus

cordlessmodem,
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@NickGates
To be fair the pigeon is also a bastard

enobacon, to random
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LMAO you want to buy beer but there's a pop quiz

cordlessmodem,
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@enobacon
The only way to make that more frustrating is to have one in ML

pleaseclap, to random
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The special weather statement for central indiana right now:

  • Record lows expected
  • 40mph gusts and sustained high winds
  • Also btw there's a wildfire risk because it's low humidity and spring isn't fully here yet so the entire landscape is exposed dry dead stuff and half of us smoke cigarettes
cordlessmodem,
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@pleaseclap
So if we have northeasters and thunder snow what do you call a wild fire under a snow storm?

cordlessmodem,
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@pleaseclap ahhh that's got to be it

KrissyKat, to Indiana
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    cordlessmodem,
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    @KrissyKat
    I work in a library in Southern Indiana and everyone has been freaking out about this for a while. Patrons already asking for viewing glasses, we're already closed for the day in advance, everyone is expecting the whole town to shutdown

    SirTapTap, to random
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    Torn between boosting shitposts theoretically celebrating copyright finally expiring vs absolutely hating that fucking rat and not wanting to do a single thing that increases it's profile

    cordlessmodem,
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    @SirTapTap
    We'll get that genie back in the bottle yet

    stefan, to random
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    Everyone should let me say "mouth feel" more often and leave me alone.

    cordlessmodem,
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    @stefan
    This toot has good mouth feel

    mentallyalex, to random
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    I would be so upset if my spouse bought me a whole vehicle without asking my opinion...

    cordlessmodem,
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    @itsjustjenn @mentallyalex
    Surprise honey, i got us $50,000 in debt!

    gbhnews, (edited ) to fediverse
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    🌞 Good morning ! This is GBH bringing you the world from . It's 38F at Logan Airport and visibility is 10 miles.

    Researcher Joan Donovan is charging with bowing to over her work on how social platforms can distort democracy.

    Ousted Congressman George Santos has a new gig - recording paid messages for Cameo.

    Oxford University Press has named "rizz" its word of the year (from "charisma").

    slang runners up:

    cordlessmodem,
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    @bikepedantic @gbhnews
    The beauty of culture is you can start using it whenever you want and the pressure to invent a new thing to say to stay "hip" falls on the young

    boardgamebreakdown, to boardgames
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    I've made it out of the room to at least sit and watch my son at the indoor water park. Brought a long a only that comes in the size of a mint tin.

    I've yet to beat this but maybe I will ok this evening

    cordlessmodem,
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    @boardgamebreakdown
    Have you had fun with it? It looks cool and i like the idea of a solo game

    cordlessmodem,
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    @boardgamebreakdown
    Neat, i put an order in for that and Gate, it looked neat too. Hard to get kids on board with some of the crunchier games so solo sounded like something to try

    RickiTarr, to random
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    What is the best sandwich you ever had?

    cordlessmodem,
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    @RickiTarr

    This very night at a friend's we had a pop up chef cater frendsgiving. Turkey burger patty melts on rye with smash burgers on fried donut buns for dessert, plus a whole list of stuff before.

    The turkey stuffing fried mozzarella sticks with turkey gravy were a highlight.

    The turkey dripping vodka with an oyster before was not

    cordlessmodem,
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    @RickiTarr
    It was amazing, I'm way too full but krispy cream donuts fried on a griddle are so good I'll end up having another

    cordlessmodem,
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    @mentallyalex @RickiTarr
    It's real
    This isn't a great pic though

    cordlessmodem,
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    @bici @RickiTarr
    Sounds weird but it was great

    cordlessmodem,
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    @RickiTarr and holy shit i forgot about the oysters rockafeller with green bean casserole

    CityHoosier, to PCGaming
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    Us Elder Scrolls fans seeing the news of a live-action Legend of Zelda movie:

    cordlessmodem,
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    @CityHoosier
    Do you think they would do something interesting or just do Skyrim the movie

    TechConnectify, to random
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    It's not like I didn't know full well that it was gonna happen, but boy howdy is saying any nice thing about Large Internet Company on Mastodon quite the exercise.

    I'm just another noodle on the internet - what do I know?

    But perhaps if any mention of a mainstream anything invites You're Doing it Wrong and you Should Feel Bad About Your Opinions as responses by default... maybe this place isn't so fun.

    cordlessmodem,
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    @TechConnectify

    Yeah it sucks to be preached at by randos. Glad you're here and glad you're on YouTube too

    Honestly $25 or whatever it is for improved access to the single most amazing repository of video on planet Earth isn't a bad deal, plus creators get a bonus. Win win

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