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fehrtrade

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Expat running, sewing, boat-dwelling lady (she/her). World record-holding transplant athlete & author of "Sew Your Own Activewear" FehrTrade.com

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girlonthenet, to london
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Don't forget that tomorrow from 10:00-15:00, a bunch of roads around central #London are all closed off to cars, so if you want to go for a lovely ride along the Thames and past St Paul's and all that, it's a great day to do it: https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/our-rides/ridelondon-freecycle

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet have a fantastic ride!!

fehrtrade, to random
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Oh hooray. https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/flirt-covid-19-symptoms-look-32815914

Take home message: if you’re sick, stay home. Yes, even if you test negative. Because no one wants your germs, and immunocompromised people look exactly like you. You cough and sputter all over us, you’ve ruined weeks/months/years of our lives. STAY THE FUCK HOME IF YOU’RE SICK.

girlonthenet, to random
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Guess what gang? I signed up to do a sporty thing! I am SO EXCITED.

Too ill right now to actually practice for it, but hoping I remember how to ride my bike anyway 🤞

All credit to heroes @fehrtrade and @NotTheLBCGuy for encouraging me to do it!

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet @NotTheLBCGuy yayyyy!! Ooh I’m jealous, I hope you have a fab day out!

fehrtrade, to random
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@girlonthenet are you aware of this book (just came up on my IG Stories feed)? Don’t know if you do wild swimming but it might be of interest…

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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UK millennials: if someone handed you a wooden recorder, could you play a song?

(Bonus points in comments if you can tell me which one. This Q brought to you by my confident assertion in group chat that even after 25+ years, I could still smash out Lord of the Dance)

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet definitely Mary Had a Little Lamb / Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Possibly more since a lot of the basic fingerings are the same as a flute

girlonthenet, to random
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Had such a lovely evening with @NotTheLBCGuy and @fehrtrade sampling their delicious and utterly GENIUS -themed cocktail menu 😍

Behold, the bath water (which was utterly gorgeous, and which I totally slurped through a straw) ❤️

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet @NotTheLBCGuy It was our pleasure! Please come round and slurp from our bath anytime… 😘

fehrtrade,
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@Sylvhem @girlonthenet @NotTheLBCGuy I’ll just say that it absolutely requires DropWorks’s Funk Drop Rum and I can’t see it working with any other rum…

girlonthenet, to random
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Today I learned that disgraced former Prime Minister Liz Truss got a smaller book advance than me. And my book's got more dick in, so infinitely better value all round.

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet omg that’s smaller than mine was too. 🙊

fehrtrade, to FiberArts
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It's my 45th birthday today! I always sew myself something special for my birthday. The Named Saraste Top is one of my favourite patterns ever AND it still fits me so it was the perfect choice!

I used the Lise Tailor "Nino cats" viscose fabric which brings me so much joy. 🥰

I've got lots more to say about this top, plus a rundown of my previous 20(!) birthday makes, all over at https://blog.fehrtrade.com/gallery/9557/a-birthday-cat-saraste-top/

A white woman in her 40s with straight brown hair is smiling in the sunshine. She's wearing a dark blue collared shirt with white cats all over it.
Detail of a shirt collar worn on a white body. The shirt is made in dark blue fabric with sketches of white cats all over it, with dark blue buttons.

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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OK so. Let’s say you’re in a monogamous relationship, and you’ve agreed that sharing nudes on Mastodon is cheating, what if the nudes were taken BEFORE you got together?

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet I think it matters less when they were taken and more when they were shared, but there’s not an answer for that…

girlonthenet, to random
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Just hemmed some net curtains and now I’m making cushions. If I continue in this manner I’ll be wifed by Midsummer ☺️

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet yesss!! It’s going to be so good!

girlonthenet, to random
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Every time a friend comes round my place, they are forced to spend at least five minutes admiring my moquette. Not a euphemism.

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet it’d be a piece of piss to get the moquette design printed onto lingerie fabrics though…

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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Unpack my arse, you pricks.

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet have you considered regularly swapping club cards with likeminded friends to fuck the system?

fehrtrade, to animals
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This is Concerned Cat Face. 😣

fehrtrade, to random
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It’s us. We are “some people”. 😭 Day 91 for me today & I’m still suffering from fatigue so severe I can’t walk 5min or resume normal life.

True, I’m immunocompromised but also vaccinated more than most. But my husband has a normal immune system & still isn’t back to normal. He tested positive for 21 days (I was 25).

Don’t be the reason for ruining someone’s Christmas/winter/life. Avoid infection at all cost.

Why Covid is still flooring some people https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-67726685

fehrtrade, to FiberArts
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It took all day, what with the crushing post-covid fatigue requiring lots of breaks, but I sewed myself a bat dress on Halloween!

Pattern: Named “Tuuli” dress
Fabric: Art Gallery Fabrics “Winging It” jersey

I’ll take proper photos and post to the blog when I’m feeling better but I love it too much to not share today! (Though bats are for every day, not just Halloween!) 🦇🪡👗

The partially-sewn bodice of a dress made with bat-print fabric, clipped to a clothesline
A view down a corridor to a hidden bookcase sewing room. A bat-print dress is on a table in the foreground.
View of a table covered in bat print fabric with some paper pattern pieces laid on top. A sleeve shape is cut out in the fabric already.

girlonthenet, to random
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Feel like absolute shit today. I’ve been on/off ill with colds for the last 3 weeks, got well enough to do hospital visits Thurs/Fri and now have immediately come down with an ear infection. Fuck my stupid weak body.

fehrtrade,
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@girlonthenet ugh that sucks when you don’t have a chance to fully recover in between. 😣 Hoping this bug fucks off and leaves you in peace soon!

fehrtrade, to random
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When I tell people I tested positive for 25 days on home lateral flow tests, there’s a tendency to disbelieve that it’s possible, that they were inaccurate or I was doing it wrong.

Well, for those people, have a look at my positive PCR test taken at hospital on Day 24.

Today’s Day 34 & I’m just starting to see slight improvements to fatigue.

It’s not a bad cold, or the flu. It’s a life-altering virus. Do everything in your power to prevent catching it, and infecting others.

fehrtrade, to random
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@girlonthenet Aww your care package arrived! 🥹 Thank you so much. I’m still feeling rubbish but at least my face will be ✨glowing✨

vagina_museum, to random
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We do our best to make the Vagina Museum accessible for all. Let's talk a bit about accessibility in our new home at Poyser Street, and what we're trying to do to create a welcoming space.

fehrtrade,
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@vagina_museum omg THANK YOU for catering for immunocompromised folks! Honestly, I’m so grateful I’m almost in tears. I’ve never seen anywhere else even think of us. 🥹 This means I can actually cycle up to visit when I’m feeling better (and bonus that it coincides with my day off!!)

fehrtrade, to random
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Day 21 of Covid* and I got to leave my bed and experience some fresh air as J set up the deck sofa for me.

So I can be… ill-fresco.

🙊😷

fehrtrade, to FiberArts
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This is so fascinating! He foraged stinging nettles, spun them into thread, wove them into cloth, and sewed a dress!?! 😳

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/oct/01/spinning-deep-grief-into-joy-allan-brown-weaves-a-dress-from-nettles

If you want an easier way to wear nettles, ramie is a very sustainable fabric made from nettles, similar to linen. I’ve made a few garments from it and love it (it’s sting-free, I promise!). This particular ramie is really hard-wearing, perfect for trousers: https://www.textileexpressfabrics.co.uk/catalogsearch/result/?q=Ramie

popey, to random
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Big phones are rubbish. All the cool kids have small phones, like mine. But what will I do when this one inevitably dies? 🤯
https://popey.com/blog/2023/09/small-phone-is-best-phone/

fehrtrade,
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@popey you aren’t alone! I held onto my 4S for so long and only grudgingly moved to the Mini.

I feel like it’s an anti-women thing to keep pushing larger and larger phones that don’t fit in smaller pockets and are difficult to use with smaller hands, too. I will continue to use my Mini until it dies, and likely continue to buy refurbished until either another small model comes out or it no longer supports the latest OS. 😔

fehrtrade, to random
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Wow wow wow! Shirley Wu’s “Take up Space” talk at @btconf was absolutely incredible! Really can’t wait to dig further into her work, both data visualisation and art. 👏👏👏

NotTheLBCGuy, to random
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My friend started a rum distillery and today I got to visit it for the first time. Today was a good day.

fehrtrade,
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@andypiper @NotTheLBCGuy it’s honestly NEXT LEVEL. The natural progression from the craft at merchant house. Definitely book yourselves a tour! We got to try some experimental stuff today too!

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