jcutting

GrimmReality, 4 months ago to random

In hindsight, a lot of the cheers our cheerleaders did in high school overpromised and were a bit much to live up to.

jcutting, 4 months ago to random

After decades of keeping a nightstand journal to capture my waking thoughts, I finally got a banger this morning.

"There should be a version of 'Cheers' for dessert."

flexghost, 4 months ago to random

Kim Davis, the former clerk in Rowan County, Ky., refused to issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple

She claimed that doing so would violate her religious beliefs

That bigotry just proved expensive

A jury just ruled Kim is to pay:
$260,104 in fees and expenses to attorneys
In addition to $100,000 in damages

God’s will.

🌈

jcutting, 5 months ago to random

Please share a moment of sympathy for the worker who carefully set up this Mario kart display, put everything in line, and made it look great... Then they turned it on and saw it spin backwards.

#mariokart

Mario kart display rotating backwards

jcutting, 5 months ago to random

I wanna talk about Bruno (No no no)
Why can't we talk about Bruno?

#WhineASong

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Let me pee
Let me pee
Let me pee
Let me pee
Dad, there's a rest stop
Let me pee.

#WhineASong
#HashTagGames
#letItBe

jcutting, 5 months ago to random

The precise moment when I started caring about which animal is associated with what year is when I learned my next kid is going to be a motherfucking dragon

jcutting, 5 months ago to animals

Post Xmas Mood

#CatsOfFediverse #catsofMastodon #fedicats

georgetakei, 5 months ago to random

I know better with Bradder than to try this!

jcutting, 5 months ago to random

6 a.m., day after Christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark
The smell of cold, car seat is freezing
The world is sleepin', I am numb

Up the stairs to the apartment
It's is balled up on the couch
Mom and Dad sent me this fruit cake
They know it's a flavor I hate

And I try
To give it to someone
I'm feelin' more alone
Than I ever have before

It's a brick and I'm frowin'' slowly
A block of fruit that's headed nowhere
It's a brick of nasty fructose

#SongsAboutHolidayFruitCake

renwillis, 5 months ago to pixelart

Practicing #pixelart with Neko in her gay cave.

#art #cat #caturday #everydayiscaturday #lgbtq #queer #catsofmastodon #caturdayeveryday #artist #pixaki

jcutting, 5 months ago to animals

This is the headshot my cat would use if she were running for office.

#catsofMastodon #fedicats #CatsOfFediverse

jcutting, 5 months ago to random

🎶 Five golden retrievers🎵

#AddPetsToHolidayCarolsOrPoems

literally five baby golden retrievers

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

🎵Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree
My cat is stuck
Inside thee🎶

#AddPetsToHolidayCarolsOrPoems
#HashtagGames

cat xmas

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Mary gave birth to Jesus in the ventilation ducts of an ancient ziggurat that had come under siege by foreign thieves posing as freedom fighters.

#AlternativeChristmasFacts
#HashTagGames

Mary protested by Bruce Willis

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

To commemorate Old Nicholas's saintly behavior at the Counsel of Nicea in 325 CE, Xmas celebrants are encouraged to slap the shit out of people who have different opinions about demonstrably untrue things.

#AlternativeChristmasFacts
#HashtagGames

jcutting, 5 months ago to random

Frosty Follows

#FrostyTheSnowmanAMoviePlot

she sees frosty

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

In a dangerous post-apocalyptic world, an ailing snowman (Viggo Mortensen) defends his son as they slowly travel to the sea.

The Frosted Road

#FrostyTheSnowmanAMoviePlot
#HashtagGames

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Snowpiercer (Rated X)

#FrostyTheSnowmanAMoviePlot
#HashtagGames

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

No Country for Old Snowmen

Violence and mayhem ensue after a sentient snowman stumbles upon a drug deal gone wrong and more than two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande.

#FrostyTheSnowmanAMoviePlot
#HashtagGames

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Come and Frosty

After finding an old hat that brings a snowman to life, a young boy and his new friend join the Soviet resistance movement against ruthless German forces and experiences the horrors of World War II.

#FrostyTheSnowmanAMoviePlot
#HashtagGames

he's watching Frosty melt

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
#HashtagGames

Kurtz moaning the horror the horror

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

If the elf on the shelf could talk, they wouldn't after all that they've seen

#IfTheElfOnTheShelfCouldTalk
#HashtagGames

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Santa Claus is Coming to Paint the Town Red

#MashupRegularSongsAndHolidaySongs
#HashtagGames
#dojacat

doja cat gif

jcutting, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Oh Holy Night Changes

#MashupRegularSongsAndHolidaySongs
#HashtagGames

one direction