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joabaldwin

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Author of the Noss Saga (LGBTQ+ epic fantasy series). Layout Artist & Director of Cinematography at Disney (Zootopia, Encanto, Frozen, Moana, etc), but opinions here are my own. Photographer, animator, designer, he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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Confirming that the streak on the first photo was the International Space Station flying by. I just looked up the photo's timestamp and compared it to the ISS tracker and it was above Mono Lake at that same time. Awesome.

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I’m at Mono Lake watching the aurora and I will die of pretty. This is just a phone photo. Big cam photos coming tomorrow.

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✨ COVER REVEAL TIME ✨
Behold! Another masterpiece by @caraidart
Masks of the Miscam will release JUNE 12.
Share this to enter an audiobook raffle of Book 1!

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💖🐻 Audiobook released! 🎧🐺

Wolf of Withervale is now available in audiobook, and it’s incredible. With a terrific performance by Magnus Carlssen, and original songs by Iain James Armour (aka Fox Amoore), this turned out so much better than I could’ve hoped for. Get it now! https://www.joaquinbaldwin.com/products/wolf-of-withervale-audiobook

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Help me out by getting the audiobook direct from my shop instead of giving 75% of the royalties to evil monopolies. And you'll own the DRM-free files forever. And you get a discount too, if you use the code AUDIBLECANSUCKIT at checkout.

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🪶 One of the pics I really wanted to get during the recent eclipse was of these scissor-tailed flycatchers with the crescent sun behind them. Alas, they posed only when the sun was full, and after that they perched only on conspicuously inconvenient branches.

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still waiting

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My new creation: a gas-powered leafblower with an exhaust pipe car roar maker + vuvuzela attachment.

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Eclipse video! Experimental-ish. Used bracketed exposures as a timelapse, so that the sun seems to pulse. It wasn't planned, I just liked how it looked while flipping quickly through the images in the camera, and thought I should make something with it. Plus bonus footage.
https://youtu.be/KJoACmKb894

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OH! OH! I just found this gem among my bracketed exposures of the eclipse! Got a super nice rainbowy halo during the diamond ring. And gorgeous wispy clouds all around! Single exposure, no blending.
ISO 640 500mm f/10 1/60s

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I didn't get the sharpest of eclipse pics since there was a light haze from high elevation clouds, but I got some nice corona details and a ton of prominences showing. I'll work on a little video next, something I wanna try with the bracketed exposures I got.

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Still have to copy the eclipse photos from my camera and edit them, but here’s a preview on the viewfinder.

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Look west at 7:28 PST tonight, in 16 minutes (if in CA, AZ, or maybe even NM). SpaceX is launching at the perfect window after sunset where it might light up and be spectacular. Gonna try to get good photos. I hope it doesn't get delayed! Livestream here: https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=sl-7-16

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Did anyone see the SpaceX launch? Here's the view from Los Angeles. I tried a long exposure too, but the sky was still too bright for that, so I stopped it and took a few simple stills.

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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Petuniapocalypse as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the bioluminescent petunias from classic sci-fi novel Don't Bring Forth the Petuniapocalypse

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Self-published authors: if you wanna host your own universal book links on your site, I made a code you can copy that might be helpful. I made it extra pretty, and it adapts to mobile too: https://www.joaquinbaldwin.com/universal-book-link-icons

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A peregrin falcon came by to have lunch at the telephone pole. Saw them swallow the entire bird, bones and all.

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  • Wow, that’s hilarious! I can’t believe that happened to you!
  • Well, actually, I kinda made the story up. But still, it would’ve been so funny if it had happened, right?
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What it feels like when you realize something is AI barfed.

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If you are going to #FC2024 next weekend, bring a copy of Wolf of Withervale with you! Find me around (I'll be wearing the mask), and I'll sign it for you and get you a free gilded bookmark of your choice (while supplies last, but I'll have many).

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Jesus Fucking Christ for fucks why how please do not I can't with this bs I can't. I wish people would stop believing in fairytales. If your teachers are still teaching about the magic of the golden ratio or rule of thirds, that's a religion class at this point, not art or science.

Crude and bloody drawing of a smiling idiot poking a golden spiral into his eye.

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DO NOT HIRE COYOTE LANDSCAPING INC.
I caught this coyote at work on my neighbor's garden this morning, and she is NOT LICENSED.
AVOID.
⭐ 1/5

https://youtu.be/yqxC2m5-GBQ

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Here are some key moments from the video showcasing the RECKLESS BEHAVIOR and the ABSOLUTE DISREGARD for traditional landscaping this coyote has. Utterly unprofessional.

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Spotted five California condors at Navajo Bridge in Arizona. This was , who was the most aggressive and kept bugging all the others. He likes walking the tightrope with his wings outstretched, parading all over to flash his GPS tracker and tags. 🪶

Same condor perched on a metal beam, wings folded, blood-red eyes staring judgmentally.

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My order of author copies from Amazon had several badly printed books, so I'm returning the bad ones with this note inside, heeding a warning by another author who said Amazon sometimes tries to resell damaged books. If you find one of these notes, let me know!

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I got answers from Amazon. It's as bad as expected, and not sure there's anything to do about it. They sell damaged goods as new, and I will get no royalties for those sales. Fuck them forever.

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