jodmentum

@jodmentum@mastodon.social

Out somewhere on a ridge in 🇨🇷. Walter wrangler. Former Creative Director/Copywriter turned sustainability wonk turned food grower. Pretty damn good cook. Fluent in Spanglish. 💜 historical fiction. Super-fan of K-Drama. I fold my pizza. Borahae my OT7 Army! 🫰🏼
Been there. Seen it. Climbed that.

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stevesilberman, to random
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The skin-crawlingly creepy and submissive baby voice that hollowed-out MAGA zombie Kate Britt adopted last night for her freakshow SOTU response was no accident. It's the voice that tells fellow fundamentalists that she knows her place. https://jesspiper.substack.com/p/the-fundie-baby-voice?r=cxnub&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

jodmentum,

@stevesilberman that is just super creepy. Never heard that kind of voice growing up but I can’t imagine a baby fundie voice with a a Brooklyn accent.

dgar, to random
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The thing is about Australian wildlife is that most Aussie animals won’t back down from a fight, but most of them don’t go looking for a fight either.

If you’re worried about visiting Australia because of our deadly fauna, here’s a hint. If you see an Australian animal, walk away from it.

A kangaroo has trouble disemboweling a retreating person because its attack involves rocking back on its tail and kicking you with both feet. It’s not really able to do any damage on something that’s moving away.

Magpies will generally let you know where their territory is, and if you stay out of it while they’re nesting, they won’t knock a hole in your head.

You literally have to get in the water to be bothered by sharks or crocodiles. Swim where the locals swim.

Snakes and spiders are about the only thing that you might happen upon by surprise and they tend to be happy to let you leave, but will happily fuck you up in self defence.

Y’see, Aussie wildlife mostly kills idiots who approach it, try to pat it, or catch it. Our animals mostly kill and maim stupid people.

I guess, my point is, we don’t have anything like lions or bears that will chase you down, pull you out of your car and tear you to pieces.

Also, the chances of being shot in this country is almost non existent.

Australia’s a pretty safe place to visit, comparatively.

jodmentum,

@dgar when my friends and I were in the Hunter Valley eons ago one saw a kangaroo and wanted to go over to pet it and the BnB manager was like, “Mate, it’ll split your ribcage in two with its paws.”

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Angry Staffer:

This is a new low in a series of them for this .

This case shouldn’t have even been heard — it’s below the dignity of the institution.

“Is POTUS an all-powerful god king?”

Easy answer: NO! Not “we’ll hear arguments in 2 months, even though we all know how we will vote”

jodmentum,

@GottaLaff if the scotus sides with him then any president can do the same - it's just idiocy to think that no one is above the law but then I remember, it truly is a confederacy of dunces.

jodmentum, to random

“U.S. hospitals saw a 12% increase in admissions this past week, with 8,035 people being admitted due to the virus, up from an all-time low of 6,306 the week of June 24. In 17 states, the past-week increase in hospitalizations was 20% or greater. In Minnesota, the rate jumped by 50%, and in West Virginia, it jumped by 63%. Meanwhile, deaths reached their lowest weekly rate ever for the week of data ending July 29, with just 176 deaths reported by the CDC.”

https://www.medscape.com/s/viewarticle/995247?ecd=WNL_mdpls_230811_mscpedit_wir_etid5738564&uac=129839MX&spon=17&impID=5738564

jodmentum, to random

Pool tile on infinity edge removed
SPA accepted and signed.
Rainy late afternoon with Walter T Dawg smushing himself into my lap.

jodmentum, to random

Rain gutters installed and completed just before the rain
Bacon wrapped dates and potato kugel for lunch
Bacon wrapped dates - they are worth a double entry

jodmentum, to random

The satisfaction of finding a missing vacuum attachment
Being greeted by a fluffy Walter The Dog in the morning
Maintaining boundaries and letting the chips fall where they may no matter how hard it is.

jodmentum, to Korean

#3goodthings forgot to post yesterday
Amazing home-made Korean double-fried chicken and tofu
My home-made sweet, sour, spicy sauce
Rewatching a slow, sweet #kdrama during a thunderstorm.

jodmentum, to animals

Just Walter The Dog.

Walter the fluffy, tri-colored Jack Russell mix yawning (saying ahhhhhhhh!) and showing off his pink tongue and teeth.

jodmentum, to HashtagGames

‘Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker’


jodmentum, to random

But share public information like a flight path, not in real time, and oh noes! Ban!

From: @somebitslinks
https://tech.lgbt/@somebitslinks@tech.lgbt/112040640290475455

jodmentum, to random

Three realllllllly good things:

Finished making box fit bed skirt, despite broken sewing machine.

With the help of the interwebs and Youtube, we fixed the crapfest that was my sewing machine and I escaped the nine circles of sewing hell.

Seared tofu on a panini press, because why not? and it was goooooood.

jodmentum, to permaculture

Limón ácido seeds planted. Cherry tomate seeds planted. Aguacate, mandarinas cleaned up. Shampoo ginger garden cleared of dead branches, Calathea lutea all cleaned up, purple amaranth from old house transplanted and I’m thrashed. .

jodmentum, to random

I could do so much if I have a miter saw. And patience.

jodmentum, to random

Republicans want to raise the retirement age rather than require wealthy people to pay their fair share of taxes. The retirement age is presently 67.

jodmentum, to random

I know I follow someone from Utah and I think someone from Central Florida but I can’t remember who is who, especially because ppl don’t use their real names and few use real photos of themselves and it’s driving me nuts. If you’re one or the other lemme know.

jodmentum, to random

Recent DIY has me thinking of the story mom tells me of when I was in nursery school. The teacher called my mom in for a parent-teacher meeting and had something quite serious to discuss with her. Mom was all worried as it sounded like a dire issue.

She shows up, the teacher asked her to sit down, looked her dead in the eyes, paused and said, “Jody uses too much paste.”

My mom sat there waiting. Looking. Blinking. Preparing herself, “Aaaaaaand?”

Aaaaaaaand nothing. That was it.

jodmentum, to random

It cuts both ways, but if a state government in any country, defies its federal government shouldn’t the federal govt cut off all monies to the state government?

The same way a parent cuts off a kid’s allowance when they break house rules?

jodmentum, to Korea

My eyes just bulged out of my head from the electric ladder that moves your belongings into an apartment from the window or balcony in . https://youtube.com/shorts/8ykRvrtAOEs?si=Alscym-JSOCFFHBL

jodmentum, to random

San Jose, Costa Rica became the third electrified city in the world after NYC and Paris. Kinda remarkable.

jodmentum, to random

How about a Great Replacement Theory where we replace mass shooters with chefs and the chefs go around cooking fabulous meals for the masses.

jodmentum, to random

There's plenty stupid but the stupidest thing about businesses relying on Facebook is that if a potential customer doesn't use Facebook, they are often prevented from looking at a menu, a catalog, hours of operation.

jodmentum, to random

Arizona prosecutors won't agree to extradite SoHo hotel murder suspect to New York, suggest lack of trust in Manhattan DA https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/soho-hotel-homicide-suspect-extradition/

jodmentum, to permaculture

Regrowing bok choy, Chinese mustard greens and green onions from end cuts. Easy peasy.

jodmentum, to FiberArts

I can’t believe I got the guest room bed skirt sewn with a limping machine. What a day!

jodmentum,

I had to add extensions, sewed one panel backward. Had five E6 error codes that the thread was jammed. Broke two needles, had to stop three times to open the machine and recalibrate doohickies and thingamabobs and it’s still all pear-shaped, the machine is limping and gasping.. but dagnubit, I got the bed skirt done. So tired.

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