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nuz, 11 months ago to fediverse

wake up babe, new metaverse strategy just dropped :sip_tea:​

#Fediverse #FediPact #Facebook #Meta #P92 #AltText

nuz, 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to food

it has come to my attention that the FETAVERSE is in need of MORE CHEESE!!! 🧀​ :birb_idea:​

so here are 50 cheeses (from this arbitrary list i found: https://www.tasteatlas.com/50-most-popular-cheeses-in-the-world) :cat_wow:​

vote for your faves (you can choose more than one)! :corgi_yay:​ :chick_thumbs_up:​

#cheese #food #fetaverse #poll #potatoPoll :boosts_ok:​

nuz, 11 months ago to random

friendship ended with google and reddit, now the fediverse is my search engine 😤​

with that said, here is my first search query...

Cute Butts

hannah, 10 months ago to random

It’s margie’s birthday today! She’s nine!!!

nuz, 11 months ago to animals

my smiley boi​ :corgi_wink:​ :patrick_love:​ :zerotwo_hearts:​

#pets #animals #dogs #dogsOfMastodon #dogstodon #mastoDogs #mastoDog #dog #rescueDog #dogMom #boostsOK #sillyDoggy

nuz, 11 months ago to random

:sayori_dislike: tired: straight men of reddit, what's the gayest thing you've ever done?

:sayori_like: wired: queer folks of fedi, what's the straightest thing you've ever done?

this post is half meme and half actual question because i'm genuinely curious... so spill that tea (if you have any)! :sip_tea:​ :boosts_ok:​

nuz, 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to random

which team would win in a cage match? :wolf_fight:​ :giggle:​

(context: https://universeodon.com/@supernovae/110618947453739861)

nuz, 10 months ago to random

#introduction

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nuz, 1 year ago to random

#potatoLife #love is:

noticing an extraordinarily large cheeto deep in the party-size bag

using chopsticks to extract it from the sea of average-sized cheetos

offering it to your partner excitedly, interrupting their zoom meeting in the process

and then dropping it on the floor while trying to feed it to them :blobfox_derp_mlem:​

(he ate it anyway because he's grown to expect things like this from his potato :zerotwo_hearts:​)

nuz, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to random

are sunflower seeds supposed to taste and feel like wood splinters, or is this because i bought the super duper cheap ones? :neofox_not_like_this_derp:​

nuz, 1 year ago to random

apparently april 30th is #NationalBobaDay, so... happy national boba day!!! :corgi_yay: :boba:​

did you know that the word "boba" comes from chinese slang for booba? :mega_flushed:​

also, if you're reading this... you're a cu-tea :bunny_boba:​​ :lots_of_love:​

#Boba #Booba #BubbleTea #Tea #Taiwan #AsianMastodon

(photo not mine! it's by @nekolos on unsplash :pink_sparkles:​)

nuz, 1 year ago to random

wait, it was wednesday today??
i thought it was thursday!
wtf :surprised_murloc:​

oh well, more time for me to sleep :bunhd_comfy_sleep:​

nuz, 1 year ago to random

(:zerotwo_derp:​ is me, :frog_think:​ is my partner)

:zerotwo_derp:​ let's go for a walk and get boba! :boba:​
:frog_think:​ but it's so hot outside...
:zerotwo_derp:​ yeah, so i'll look extra cute in summer clothes! :vulpix_sparkle:​
:frog_think:​ but you're always cute :birb_love:​
:zerotwo_derp: nah i'll wear a cute outfit! like this miniskirt and... a crop top!
:frog_think:​ ... since when do you have a crop top? :thonk:​
:zerotwo_derp:​ well ummm uhhhh it's actually just a bra LOL

anyway, i will now be going outside in my bra to get some boba because it is TOO DANG HOT today :bunny_boba:​ :pink_sparkles:​

nuz, 1 year ago to random

when you procrastinate your #WorldGothDay post until there's less than an hour left in the day, and then remember that most of the world is living in the future:

nuz, 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to random

i don't normally do these hashtag things... but @miona hosts #VGMWednesday, and she's super cool, and this week's theme is #WholesomeWaters, and it reminded me of one of my favorite video game songs of all time! :jigglypuff_wow:​ :happy_stimming:

"Lost in Thoughts All Alone" from #FireEmblem Fates! :hug_love:​

there are multiple versions of the song - the one you get depends on which story path you're on (and which language you're playing the game in, ofc). my personal favorite one to listen to is azura's "light" version in japanese because it's just. so. BEAUTIFUL. :pleading_heart_eyes:​
1️⃣ ​​ https://youtu.be/eyBVIlAyZj4

my second-favorite version is azura's "dark" version in english, mostly because of her dance and the lyrics! :fire_lesbian:​ (this next video shows snippets of four different versions of the song; the link goes to the timestamp for the one i'm talking about. minor spoilers for the game, maybe? but it shows why this song is related to water... and wholesomeness, kinda! :giggle:​)
2️⃣​ https://youtu.be/fBFWOEdxd_c?t=52

🎤​ embrace the dark you call a home :neko_in_macaron:​
🎵​ gaze upon an empty white throne 🚽​
🎶​ a legacy of lies, a familiar disguise :sussy_dance:​

bonus: #MattMercer (shigure, english) version! :blobfox_peek_owo:​
3️⃣​ https://youtu.be/Y-iz9Q_WPeE

nuz, 1 year ago to random

making my way downtown

sorry,​ i mean

making my way down my followers list, trying to re-follow-back everyone who's still active-ish on fedi! but it's a bit of a slog because the migration from #mastodonDotLol just kinda dumped everyone into a big unsortable pile :not_like_this:​

i'm not even close to making it all the way through the list, but if you see this post and i haven't followed you back yet, please fave/comment! :pleading_heart_eyes:​ i'll follow you back as soon as i can, and it'll save me some time when i find the spoons to go wading through the list again :blobfox_laugh_sweat:​ :bunhd_love:​

oh and boosts are super appreciated!! :boosts_ok:​ i wanna reconnect with all of you lovely people (and meeting new friends is always cool too!) :frog_blush:

just uhhhhh maybe try not to kill my lil instance while i'm asleep :poker_face: thank u​~ :bugcat_love:​ :sparkles_queer:​

nuz, 1 year ago to random

(tiny soft mouse voice): i'm so... heckin...
(ferocious dragon roar): SLEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYY :screech:​

maddievision, 10 months ago to random

we're posting music now? here's a little sketch i did recently

midnight garden

kalayo, 10 months ago to crochet

i haven't touched my hooks in so, so long, but fuck it. posts old [#crochet works]

this is one of my very first projects from 2018! i needed something to hold my first ever dice set :> the tentacles tie it closed!

edit: here's some patterns!
https://inv.vern.cc/watch?v=h6L7FAgsgXM (the one i used, i think)
https://gamercrafting.com/free-cthulhu-dice-bag-crochet-pattern/
https://www.myntkat.com/cthulhu-dice-bag-pattern-available-now/

the same dice bag, now with dice spilling out from under the tentacles. the dice are in ace pride colors.

Aschenbach_Art, 10 months ago to space

I wonder if our Oort cloud is connected at its extreme edge with Proxima Centauri’s Oort cloud. Far away comets from different neighborhoods just out there chillin’.
#comets #oortcloud #solarsystem #space #proximacentauri #astronomy #cosmology #joke

lostletters, 10 months ago to random

There are few things I hate as much as using concur for business trip expense reports. :patrick_rage:

rakyat, 10 months ago to magASEAN

#MakanApaToday I’ve already eaten 1/3 of the sambal when I remembered to take this pic.

bella, 10 months ago to random

the "I can change him" part is so real. just go marry shane in stardew valley or something

https://strangeobject.space/@SallyStrange/110668466034712569

cadeybunny, 10 months ago to random

Considering naming stuff I write after myself, like "Cade-opinions" or "Cadey-pinions".
Thanks @yassie_j

CirinaTheUnwise, 10 months ago to random

I can't take online takes seriously considering the massive amount of capitalism taking place offline and online.