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rdp

@rdp@hachyderm.io

Formerly https://mastodon.social/@rdpollard.

Fair warning: I post about product and design, soccer, cooking, family, cats, and whatever has my interest in the moment. I almost always follow back.

doting father丨product manager丨designer丨drummer | Cascadian

anti-fascist, pro-love-your-neighbor.

#AuDHD #ADHD #Mentor #Product #Design #UX #Accessibility #Usability #Agile #Sober #Sobriety #SobrietyPosse #Recovery #RCTID #BAONPDX #USWNT #USMNT #MastodonFC #FIRSTRobotics #EV #F150Lightning #RDP

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rdp, to random
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I have a very dear friend wanting to join Mastodon from elsewhere, but he's hoping for a server that's going to help him stay dialed into his work in :transheart: activism. I said I'd put it out there and see if anyone had any recommendations. What say you, Fediverse?

A boost would be appreciated. Thanks.

rdp, to pdx
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nerds: I'm embarking on a home project and need about 250 ft of quality solid copper (or better) cable. Before I buy new, is anyone holding? Anyone with a half-used spool gathering dust in the garage? I'd much rather buy someone's leftovers. Thanks!

Binder, to random
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Downgraded a "shitheads" to "clowns" in an email which I sent. Because I'm a fucking professional.

rdp,
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@Binder

I'm also a fan of "paste-eaters" and "time-out corner enthusiasts" in professional emails.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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Is anyone else still traumatized from 2020?

rdp,
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@BlackAzizAnansi Still being traumatized, frankly.

rdp, to random
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Me, entering the room: "Hey, what's on?"
My wife: "It's a thing about Australia."
Narrator: "It is estimated that in some populations, as many as 100% of koalas have Chlamydia."
My wife: ...
Me: ...
My wife: ..."it's a thing about slutty koalas."

rdp, to random
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Snoozy

rdp, to random
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New rule: If someone feeds you tofu disguised as turkey, and everyone has a big laugh at your expense, you get to serve them veal disguised as mushrooms without being called "a monster" or "a complete sociopath."

rdp, to TeslaMotors
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The one thing you simply do not do at an charge station with only two functional units: Go for 100% with cars waiting. My guy had been plugged in for over 2 hours when I finally gave up. Shameless.

rdp, to random
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What a difference a year makes. Mama's adopted baby grew up, but they're still joined at the hip.

A cat and a grown-up-kitten sit in a sunny spot.

rdp, to random
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I don't normally like to draw attention to myself, but I'm 600 days today. I feel like that's kind of a big deal.

rdp, to random
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I appreciate that Ikea offers a facility for baby-scolding

rdp, to oregon
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The sun sets on the year as we cast 2023 into the sea. Good riddance and GTFO with ye.

#Oregon #PacificOcean #NewYearsEve

rdp, to DnD
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My 11yo has been dreaming up fun homebrew magic items. Her latest is the "Suspenders of Disbelief." If you hook your thumbs in said suspenders and snap them against your chest while winking at your target, you get +1D6 to any persuasion check.

rdp, to random
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Taking morning stand-up with my devs. Microsoft Teams live captions still need a lot of work...

rdp, to random
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Harley straight-up posed for this. She wants to know if you think she's pretty enough for Vogue.

rdp, to random
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... y'all. Stop milking toddlers. Shame on you.

rdp, to random
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Native. Thread. Unroll. Are you kidding me? ❤️❤️❤️ Trunks is now my go-to on both my iOS and Android devices.

rdp, to coffee
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Took the advice of @coffeegeek and upgraded my grinder situation. I can't wait to try it out.

Timemore Chestnut C3 Max Pro manual coffee grinder

rdp, to animals
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You know you've been cooped up indoors for WAY too long when the cats are queueing for a sniff at fresh outside air. We're expecting a >60°F day today and have opened ALL the windows.

Binder, to random
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    rdp,
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    @Binder Oh. So that's what it's all about...

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    rdp,
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    @Binder Worse, they got away with rhyming "wrong," "mom" and "on" over and over and over again. That whole song is a crime scene.

    rdp, to random
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    When FedEx insists your package will get delivered today, but it's already like 4pm and the silly thing is in Wyoming.

    rdp,
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    Ya think?

    Binder, to random
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    A complete breakfast has representation of all four food groups: caffeine, sugar, ice & boba.

    2/3 C Almond milk of top of the chai concentrate
    Ice ice baby
    Boba pearls over ice

    rdp,
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    @Binder I'm no nutritionist, but that seems balanced.

    Binder, to random
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    Third Eye Blind's "Never Let You Go," always wants to segue in to Len's "Steal My Sunshine," in my imagination.

    rdp,
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    @Binder

    .gif of a dog hitting a man with a rolled-up newspaper.

    rdp, to portland
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    Big fat flakes at the north end of CN85QQ since about 9:15pm. Elevation: 187ft.

    rdp,
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    Update: It's sticking pretty well here. If it doesn't warm up, we'll have an interesting morning...

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