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rose_alibi

@rose_alibi@post.lurk.org

meat muppet. maker of arts and maintainer of machines. temporal collage. also https://consudon.club/@rose_alibi and https://assemblag.es/@rose_alibi

callsign KR0SES

i block when annoyed and won't follow back if i can't get a sense of who you are from your profile.

managing director of https://post.lurk.org/@mediaarchaeologylab

she/they/not he

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rose_alibi, to random
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people who trust technology probably have names that don't get the squiggly line when they're typed into Word

rose_alibi, to random
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no i do not want to download your app.

rose_alibi, to random
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oh i love the lab

rose_alibi, to random
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i ordered bandaid bumper stickers because who can really afford body work on their car anymore and i am very excited for them to arrive

rose_alibi, to random
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how i feel when something still has notifications on

rose_alibi, to gardening
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if you have an idea what this is, please let me know!
found under a woodchip pile in north-central minnesota. my dad says "didn't have a plant attached. it doesn't smell like anything offensive, just dirt. isn't notably firm or soft"

rose_alibi, to random
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happy 4th of May, live long and prosper

rose_alibi, to random
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imagine being so absolutely vile a person that people celebrate your death like fucking mardi gras

inquiline, to random
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Something terrible happened (saw a Cybertruck)

rose_alibi,
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@inquiline condolences

rose_alibi, to random
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got the most perfect earrings to wear at work when i do tours

rose_alibi, to random
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please enjoy the tattoo that prompted a tattooer to say "you're such a freak, i love it", a thing that will bring me joy for the rest of my life

rose_alibi, to random
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presented with no comment (just some giggling)

inquiline, to random
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Even harsh, impassioned criticism of a state is not hate speech

rose_alibi,
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@inquiline how could it be? states are effectively a collective coercive act, someday i hope none exist

rose_alibi, to random
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love walking by @ntnsndr 's office and seeing one of my favorite drawings I've ever done on the door

rose_alibi, to random
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if i see you posting puzzle piece shit for autism acceptance month i will block and/or scold you.

rose_alibi, to random
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sometimes the things on my phone are so niche but so cool within that niche that the disconnect makes my head hurt (currently looking at a photo of Vint Cerf using a custom ViewMaster i had made of a selection MAL photos)

rose_alibi, to random
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one thing about me is if i am trying to figure out how to do something i do not want to watch a video about it

rose_alibi, to random
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today in things I did not pass up at the thrift store, a 70s Smith-Corona, designed by Karmann Ghia

closeup of the turquoise case and better view of the badge to show the "Ghia" crest

inquiline, to random
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I wonder if admin are proud of being on the front page of NYT right now or if they're like, "but not like that"

Seriously, I am not sure.

rose_alibi,
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@inquiline tommy's cam needs to be decorated with some pigeon food

inquiline, to random
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The deeply serious reply-guys of Mastodon: conducting an argument (that they started, natch) with "what ifs"; and their main points of reference are "small tribes" and their assumedly deep, universal, and primitive need for "police"; and Mr. Bean. Oh also refusing to read the abolitionist links people are providing.

Don't ever change, Mastodon

rose_alibi,
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@inquiline and then they probably go and congratulate themselves for being on Mastodon because it's soooo different and soooo much better than other social media

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What's the best company to use to print stickers nowadays? I'm just wanting to print a bunch of 2-inch circular stickers in color...

rose_alibi,
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@charliejane i know you are getting recs for stickermule, but their ceo is notoriously anti-lgbtq+ ... if you want an excellent independent, stickerguy.com is run by old punks in reno

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oh hey it's april, tis the month when greenwashing kicks into full gear. i'm always in the mood to point out greenwashing so i'm just gonna thread it all here.

rose_alibi,
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first up, in case you need a reminder: any "vegan" leather or silk that doesn't specifically mention the process used to make it is just plastic.

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If tacos are sandwiches, then hot dogs are sandwiches.

rose_alibi,
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@angiebaby it's also my favorite fun fact to bring up whenever people talk about what is and isnt a sandwich 😇

rose_alibi,
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@angiebaby there is a law that requires bars with certain liquor licenses to at least serve some food, in the form of sandwiches and light snacks, and defines sandwiches as single serve items like hamburgers, personal pizzas, and chicken wings

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i know my neighbor is a bad person because he never ever answers the door when i knock. even on the door that is only accessible by our yard.

rose_alibi,
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i will never understand the people who spy on their neighbors instead of getting to know them. you don't have to like them, but they are the people you are stuck with if shit really hits the fan. at least be a little friendly and show up where you can.

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