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sndmn

@sndmn@mastodon.social

Although I was born visible, I identify as invisible.

I'm trans-parent. My pronouns are who and where.

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Viss, to random
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happy friday, florida man

https://www.10news.com/us-news/snakes-found-in-passengers-pants-at-miami-airport-tsa-says

sndmn,
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@Viss Is that a snake in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

sndmn,
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@Viss They were pink snakes too!

That's extra funny!

When I'm smuggling, I make sure there's only one pink snake in my pants.

roxiqt, to random

The sluttiest thing a man can do is offer you the dill pickle that came with his sandwich because he doesn't want to eat it but also doesn't want to contribute to food waste

sndmn,
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@roxiqt But I don't want a pickle!

ChrisO_wiki, to random
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1/ Russia's Alabuga special economic zone, where Shahed kamikaze drones are being built, has announced that it is to incorporate Jupiter's four largest moons into $5.3 trillion "25-year development plan". It has displayed a sign outside Elon Musk's office in California to taunt him. ⬇️

sndmn,
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@ChrisO_wiki Is this intended to be speculative fiction or just absurdist comedy?

noelreports, to random Dutch
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This is what Russians cheer to. Propagandist singer Shaman, during a concert in Moscow, pressed a red button after which fireworks started, obviously referring to the power to use nuclear weapons.

Russian thinking is so extremely limited

video/mp4

sndmn,
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@noelreports I expect the fireworks only worked because they were bought from China.

catsalad, (edited ) to random

Are you a Format war veteran and/or still actively enlisted?

🔖⁠Browser Wars, 🎮⁠Console Wars, 🔏⁠Crypto Wars, 📝⁠Editor War, 📀⁠Hi-def Optical Disc War, 📶⁠Protocol Wars, 💻⁠Unix Wars, 📼⁠Videotape Format War

sndmn,
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@catsalad I'm a veteran of the Kiss Army and the Cola Wars.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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DeSantis is the worst.

sndmn,
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@lowqualityfacts Republicans ARE what they fear most. A minority.

GossiTheDog, to random
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    sndmn,
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    @GossiTheDog That's being pretty generous.

    fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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    So one Met Police Officer - ONE - faces the consequences of murdering an unarmed black man, and the police down tools, Braverman has a fit, and then this happens. She brings in the fucking army.

    https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/kaba-armed-soliders-met-police/

    sndmn,
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    @fkamiah17 It almost looks like All Cops Are Bastards

    georgetakei, to random

    Whoopsie!
    https://secondnexus.com/doocy-biden-all-nighter-vietnam?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

    sndmn,
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    @georgetakei I was under the impression his name was spelled "Douchey"

    glynmoody, to random
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    Should there be a second referendum? - https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1811341/last-night-of-the-proms-bbc-eu-flags this is a Daily Express poll - no personal info needed; you know what to do - please RT widely... (v @fkamiah17 @mike)

    sndmn,
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    @glynmoody @fkamiah17 @mike

    That guy looks like someone asked an AI to draw a pedophile

    br00t4c, to Florida
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    'Brain drain': Nearly half of Florida's college faculty say they're looking for jobs in new states

    https://www.rawstory.com/ron-desantis-florida-2665037365/

    sndmn,
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    @br00t4c Who could possibly see that coming?

    evan, (edited ) to random
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    Which of these recent Republican US presidents do you think is the worst?

    sndmn,
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    @evan Yes

    noelreports, to random Dutch
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    CNN published MAXAR satelite pictures form Engels' airbase which show in high resolution how Russians are trying to protect their strategic bombers with rubber tires. https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-09-05-23/h_bd482cc8ed321135faef44a6bee0ae5e

    sndmn,
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    @noelreports That's a fantastic idea because tires aren't flammable right!

    georgetakei, (edited ) to random

    They just don’t get it. Acts that are perfectly legal and normal become overt acts in furtherance of a criminal conspiracy when they’re part of the plan to commit a crime.

    sndmn,
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    @georgetakei Handy of them to add that blue symbol to highlight assholes.

    Free_Press, to news
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    COWARDLY TRUMP!

    No offense, but I'll bet Trump's nuts are soooo far retracted in his body that he has camel toe 🤔

    Trump says he will seek a recusal, venue change in Jan. 6 case

    Trump’s argument has been repeatedly rejected by federal judges in D.C. who have handled other politically sensitive cases stemming from the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/06/trump-venue-change-jan-6-case-00110006

    sndmn,
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    @Free_Press Dude should really consider committing crimes in friendlier jurisdictions.

    georgetakei, to random

    Headline making attire:

    Obama: Tan suit
    Biden: Sneakers
    Trump: Orange jumpsuit

    sndmn,
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    @georgetakei Tiny Handcuffs would go well with the orange onesie.

    Gargron, to random
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptt7JEgrpD4

    sndmn,
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    @Gargron I take it the shrooms are kicking in!

    Free_Press, to Ukraine
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    Dmitry Medvedev, Deputy Chairman of Russia’s Security Council, believes that Russia should temporarily suspend diplomatic relations with the UK, Finland, Poland and the Baltic states.

    Article by Medvedev in Rossiyskaya Gazeta

    Quote: "It would be better to temporarily suspend diplomatic relations with Finland and similar countries (such as Poland, the Baltic states and, of course, the UK), or at least downgrade their level for a while."
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    https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/07/2/7409555/

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    sndmn,
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    @Free_Press
    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!

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