warpslide

@warpslide@mstdn.ca

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I run the Mastodon bots:
https://mstdn.ca/@horoscope & https://mastodon.social/@dailyhoroscope
https://mstdn.ca/@joke

#ActuallyAutistic

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Cassandra, to random
@Cassandra@autistics.life avatar

Them: [Pleasant comment about the mild weather.]

Me: [Fatalistic reply about climate change.]

warpslide,

@Cassandra Credit to Cyanide and Happiness:
https://explosm.net/comics/small-talk-2

renwillis, to mastodon
@renwillis@mstdn.social avatar

Awwwww snaps! Huge @MonaApp update dropped!!!

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/mona-for-mastodon/id1659154653

#mona #mastodon #iphone #apple #ios #monaapp

warpslide,

@renwillis Only one thing came to mind when I read "Mona":

Katherine Helmond as Mona

warpslide, to inspirational

In a world where we’re constantly at odds with one another, let’s remember we’re all in this together.

There is no “us” and “them”, there is no “other”, we’re all human, we all want to belong.

Image credit to artist, illustrator and author Charlie Mackesy.

BeAware, to ADHD

Motivation is my worst enemy.

@adhd

#ADHD #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #neurodiverse #neurodivergence #ADHDmemes #meme #memes

warpslide,

@BeAware @adhd
Credit to @Chrishallbeck
https://mastodon.social/@Chrishallbeck/111767547012236158

Dianora, to random
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I can get really irritated when a store clerk comes up to me and "Can I help you?" ARghhh is this an autist thing or?

#ActuallyAutistic

warpslide,

@Dianora Hissing at them will get rid of them pretty quick... ;)

An animated gif a person in a cat costume hissing

renwillis, to random
@renwillis@mstdn.social avatar

👀

ha... haha...... ha.

https://www.psypost.org/2023/12/your-type-of-humor-might-say-something-about-your-risk-of-depression-and-anxiety-214949

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@renwillis

Oh No Omg GIF by The Office

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    MeanwhileinCanada, to random
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    "If you can't fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape."

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    @MeanwhileinCanada

    women GIF

    MeanwhileinCanada, to random
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    Hey, quit saying bad things about our wildlife!

    • Raccoons are clever
    • Squirrels are resourceful
    • Deer are gentle
    • Geese...
    • Foxes are beautiful
    warpslide,

    @MeanwhileinCanada

    godpod, to random

    No one is coming to take care of you and fix things. You are the ones you’ve been waiting for.

    warpslide,

    @godpod

    Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

    SwiftOnSecurity, to random
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    @SwiftOnSecurity

    renwillis, to random
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    Cat Stressing GIF by LookHUMAN

    cosmicallyf, to random

    Today's vibe is déjà vu.

    warpslide,

    @cosmicallyf

    GIF by Groundhog Day

    RainbowWarrior, to random

    I found the remote by sitting on it. #LifeHack

    warpslide,

    @RainbowWarrior

    warpslide, to animals

    #GoodMorning everyone, hope your Wednesday is a good one!

    #CatsOfMastodon #Funny #Coffee

    warpslide, to HashtagGames

    Nothing Compares 2 Mew

    #MashupA90sSongAndCats
    #HashTagGames

    dgar, to random
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    Thanks to everyone who explained “plethora” to me.

    It means a lot.

    warpslide,

    @dgar To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing.

    cosmicallyf, to random

    I've watched every episode of Grey's Anatomy so I'm pretty confident in my surgical skills.

    warpslide,

    @cosmicallyf

    The red thing’s connected to my wristwatch… uh-oh

    renwillis, to Cats
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    @renwillis

    Max, Prince Eric’s dog from The Little Mermaid happily bouncing off camera

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    @renwillis These are ok but I think All Dressed are better

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    That makes sense.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    warpslide,

    @lowqualityfacts

    Peter Griffin from the animated TV show “Family Guy” tries to catch a man running around covered in grease while in his underwear

    mayor, to random

    #Today is #Friday!!

    warpslide,

    @Mrfunkedude @mayor

    Long Weekend GIF by Gerbert!

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    @renwillis TIL all Canadians are Aries

    MrLovenstein, to random
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    Secret Panel HERE 📯 http://tapas.io/episode/452342

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    @MrLovenstein

    An animated gif from the TV show "Family Guy". In the image a woman is laying on a bed and a clown is shown above her. Next a bunch of confetti is shown being shot onto the woman's face.

    renwillis, to random
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