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warpslide

@warpslide@mstdn.ca

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I run the Mastodon bots:
https://mstdn.ca/@horoscope & https://mastodon.social/@dailyhoroscope
https://mstdn.ca/@joke

#ActuallyAutistic

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Cassandra, to random
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Them: [Pleasant comment about the mild weather.]

Me: [Fatalistic reply about climate change.]

warpslide,
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@Cassandra Credit to Cyanide and Happiness:
https://explosm.net/comics/small-talk-2

renwillis, to mastodon
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Awwwww snaps! Huge @MonaApp update dropped!!!

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/mona-for-mastodon/id1659154653

warpslide,
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@renwillis Only one thing came to mind when I read "Mona":

Katherine Helmond as Mona

BeAware, to ADHD
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Motivation is my worst enemy.

@adhd

warpslide,
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@BeAware @adhd
Credit to @Chrishallbeck
https://mastodon.social/@Chrishallbeck/111767547012236158

Dianora, to random
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I can get really irritated when a store clerk comes up to me and "Can I help you?" ARghhh is this an autist thing or?

warpslide,
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@Dianora Hissing at them will get rid of them pretty quick... ;)

An animated gif a person in a cat costume hissing

renwillis, to random
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๐Ÿ‘€

ha... haha...... ha.

https://www.psypost.org/2023/12/your-type-of-humor-might-say-something-about-your-risk-of-depression-and-anxiety-214949

warpslide,
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@renwillis

Oh No Omg GIF by The Office

renwillis, to random
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Aging: Nobody prepared me for just how fast eyebrow hairs will grow when you get old.

warpslide,
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@renwillis

godpod, to random

No one is coming to take care of you and fix things. You are the ones youโ€™ve been waiting for.

warpslide,
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@godpod

Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

SwiftOnSecurity, to random
warpslide,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

MeanwhileinCanada, to random
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Hey, quit saying bad things about our wildlife!

  • Raccoons are clever
  • Squirrels are resourceful
  • Deer are gentle
  • Geese...
  • Foxes are beautiful
warpslide,
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@MeanwhileinCanada

MeanwhileinCanada, to random
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"If you can't fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape."

warpslide,
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@MeanwhileinCanada

women GIF

renwillis, to random
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    warpslide,
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    @renwillis

    Cat Stressing GIF by LookHUMAN

    cosmicallyf, to random

    Today's vibe is dรฉjร  vu.

    warpslide,
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    @cosmicallyf

    GIF by Groundhog Day

    RainbowWarrior, to random

    I found the remote by sitting on it.

    warpslide,
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    @RainbowWarrior

    warpslide, to animals
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    everyone, hope your Wednesday is a good one!

    warpslide, to HashtagGames
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    Nothing Compares 2 Mew


    dgar, to random
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    Thanks to everyone who explained โ€œplethoraโ€ to me.

    It means a lot.

    warpslide,
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    @dgar To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing.

    cosmicallyf, to random

    I've watched every episode of Grey's Anatomy so I'm pretty confident in my surgical skills.

    warpslide,
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    @cosmicallyf

    The red thingโ€™s connected to my wristwatchโ€ฆ uh-oh

    renwillis, to Cats
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    warpslide,
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    @renwillis

    Max, Prince Ericโ€™s dog from The Little Mermaid happily bouncing off camera

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    warpslide,
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    @renwillis These are ok but I think All Dressed are better

    mayor, to random
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    is !!

    warpslide,
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    @Mrfunkedude @mayor

    Long Weekend GIF by Gerbert!

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    warpslide,
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    @renwillis TIL all Canadians are Aries

    MrLovenstein, to random
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    Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿ“ฏ http://tapas.io/episode/452342

    warpslide,
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    @MrLovenstein

    An animated gif from the TV show "Family Guy". In the image a woman is laying on a bed and a clown is shown above her. Next a bunch of confetti is shown being shot onto the woman's face.

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    warpslide,
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    @renwillis

    warpslide,
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    @ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-mYX0qKkB8

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    That makes sense.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    warpslide,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Peter Griffin from the animated TV show โ€œFamily Guyโ€ tries to catch a man running around covered in grease while in his underwear

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