AdaraAstin, (edited ) to random
@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com avatar

I'm watching a show in which the mother advises her daughter not to ask a guy out because men don't like it if a girl is too forward. In our year of the plague 2023.

<ahem>

Women (who date men): Were you ever given this advice? Did you listen? How in your experience does it hold up?

Men (who date women): Have you ever been asked out by a woman? How did you react? Are you turned off if a "girl is to forward"?

I keenly await your replies.

ParanoidFactoid, to feminism
@ParanoidFactoid@mastodon.social avatar

WOMEN AT FAULT FOR POLITICAL DIVIDE: MARRY A MAGA MAN!

Ridiculous concern trolling by The Washington Post's editors, too cowardly to put a byline for the author, really showcases how grievance has become normalized.

They argue *someone will have to compromise *(meaning women) or else marriage rates will tumble. I think women may have already found their own alternative.🤔

https://archive.is/2023.11.25-013313/https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/11/22/marriage-polarization-dating-trump/

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ai6yr, to Futurama

Just a reminder from about the perils of to (aka as dating ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuQqlhqAUuQ

AshleyMarineP, (edited ) to random
@AshleyMarineP@mastodon.social avatar

Many years ago, I bought a Bird of Paradise at a garden centre. It had lush green leaves and a pefect flower in bloom. I spent the entire summer caring for it, and it was thriving.

I was so proud. It was the first flowering plant I'd managed to keep alive for more than a few months.

One afternoon, someone I had just started dating came over and was browsing my book shelves. He stopped at the plant and...

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robyneatseverything, to dating
@robyneatseverything@mastodon.social avatar

I am sharing this again today because my dating life currently sucks and I want to attract some good-uns

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

andthisismrspeacock, to random

Out to dinner with my best friend and we are sitting next to THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE in history.

The guy is eating with one hand and has had his other fist CLENCHED for like 20 minutes.

reginagrogan, (edited ) to disabled
@reginagrogan@mastodon.social avatar

goes on date

Him: so what are you looking for? ;) ;) ;)
Me: to end late stage capitalism and create an economic system that works for and people and benefits all, and reduces unethical harm to people like what is occuring currently
Him: ……
Him: (thinking) {i thought she was going to say she wants to fucky sucky. Y do i hv to listen to her real thoughts?}
Him: leaves

MartinGuay, to dating
@MartinGuay@mstdn.ca avatar

A friend of mine is on the dating scene (straight dude)... I'm sad for him. The womens he's trying to meet all have this delusional idea that he's gonna pay them for their time and dinner date.... No. Just stop. Pay for your own shit you guys aren't together. Fuck this nonsense. I would never pay for my dates unless I offered and better not be expected.... Pay for your own damn thing girl and if you can't bye bye. Like wtf is wrong....

toor, to dating
@toor@citydweller.social avatar

in - an endless series to discover - part 4.

First question on dating sites: "Are you gen?". No, not from young people. From people in their 40ies.

renice, to random
@renice@hachyderm.io avatar

a terrible picture with a dog is 1000x better to post than a Pulitzer-worthy picture with a fish, just sayin. no problem with fishing, it's just not the first impression I want to have ok?

alovoa_love, to opensource
@alovoa_love@mastodon.social avatar

Feedback needed! Alovoa launched its new web frontend on the beta site 🎉 🎉 🎉

Visit https://beta.alovoa.com/
Also we reached 35,000 users! 🎉 🎉 🎉

alovoa_love, to opensource
@alovoa_love@mastodon.social avatar

New web UI now released! Check it out!
https://alovoa.com/

Also, we reached over 36,000 users! 🎉🎉🎉

GayOldTime, to gay
@GayOldTime@masto.ai avatar

With the power of the I.B.M. 360 computer, the gays are now unstoppable!

neversosimple, to art
@neversosimple@mstdn.social avatar

Dating apps makes me lose hope in humanity.

It's all but hopeless to find a real connection or even a person standing out in the long parade of conformative clowns.

girlonthenet, to dating
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

Apps are mostly shit these days, and most of my luck in the last few years has been down to the Fuck Referral Network. But if you're a dude who fancies some casual sex, how do you get women to recommend you to their mates?

I had a go at explaining...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fuck-referral-network/

ChrisPirillo, to Starwars
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social avatar

why isn't there a app

Faintdreams, to dating
@Faintdreams@dice.camp avatar

Geek dating red flags:

The Guy - it is always a guy - insists on referring to all Star Wars films by a numeral only.

Do you have any geek red flags ?

alovoa_love, to opensource
@alovoa_love@mastodon.social avatar

Alovoa now has over 30,000 registered users!. If you're looking to meet new people, register an account at https://alovoa.com

robyneatseverything, to dating
@robyneatseverything@mastodon.social avatar

Who do I date?

"You truly can laugh me into bed. You can laugh me anywhere. I get that spark from humour and conversation, rather than looks. Yes, your eyes and smile and pretty dick and beautiful tits will make my mouth water; how you make me laugh is the ignition"

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

derPUPE, to random German
@derPUPE@chaos.social avatar

for ..

girlonthenet, to dating
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

This time last year, I dusted off some of my marketing knowledge and wrote the longest post I think I've ever written, in a desperate attempt to try and get men on Feeld to sort out their profiles.

How to write the best profile: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/best-online-dating-profile/ People have messaged me to say they used this and it worked, so have at it.

girlonthenet, to dating
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social avatar

Why are straight men so relentlessly intent on missing the joke when they speak to women on apps?

Non-monogamous, bisexual, married guest blogger Oscar has some thoughts based on his + his wife's WILDLY differing experiences...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/straight-men-cant-joke/

KatM, to dating
@KatM@mastodon.social avatar

Kiddo was complaining about difficulties and meeting people in this era and that had it way easier. She bemoaned playing the dating app game; told me how much harder it is for .

So, I told her about Personals Ads and how you’d get a bunch of letters with or without photos in response to your ad and you’d then have to respond with a letter or a phone call to those you wanted to meet. It took time to get a date that way!

She decided our analog dating program was much worse. 😏

Mike_G_Hyrm, to dating German
@Mike_G_Hyrm@literatur.social avatar

So ein OnlineDatingFrageAntwortGedönsDingensbummensHastenichtgesehen:

Akt XXV

Folgende Frage ist mir beim Online-Dating begegnet. Natürlich habe ich diese auch gewisslich gewissenhaft und in absolut extrem bescheidener, eben meiner grandiosfamoslich puscheliggrün krasscoolen mikeepischen Art und Weise beantwortet … doch lies gerne selbst ((8

kyonshi, to DnD
@kyonshi@dice.camp avatar
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