snoopy, to parentalite

Faut-il pucer ses enfants ?

@parentalite
video.passageenseine.fr/w/1HAEJwaTwK9HT31UxJhcFf

Les enfants sont des dangers pour eux-mêmes et les autres : ils se
perdent ; ils propagent des maladies... Pour remédier au problème des enfants,
il faut les pucer et les géolocaliser !

Cette conférence démontre comment
un raisonnement juridique bien appliqué aboutit à cette conclusion inéluctable.

TrendyWebAltar, to random

From my perspectives as a #parent and an #educator, every time people my age bring up the so-called "fragility" of young people today, all I can think of is how, if true, much of that is the fault of parents and teachers.

sky, to nonbinary
@sky@cyberpunk.lol avatar

I still need help with meds y'all

I have $3, I need like $100

I'm a struggling and person in a highly conservative area of

I have , , and

please help

https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/tsbarnes

vv666, to random French
@vv666@mastouille.fr avatar
amcasari, to Bluey
@amcasari@hachyderm.io avatar

I get why some people are disappointed about the commercialization of into a merchandise powerhouse.

AND as a who spent the last 5 years seeing requests for non-existent toys and books for Octonauts, Owl House, and Gravity Falls, it's a freaking relief to have something to purchase.

danielholt, to random
@danielholt@mstdn.games avatar

Not that I'm counting the days or anything but in exactly one year my 2 year old will be eligible for the 30 funded hours of childcare.

Like his big sister I'm hoping to send him to the local primary schools attached Nursery. She loved it. Hopefully he will too. Fingers crossed.

365 days. I can almost see the freedom.

#Parent

atsemtex, to random French
@atsemtex@oisaur.com avatar
technicolourpenguin, to ADHD

Hi! I'm (probably) Ember (trying it out). I also go by Zemri.

. They/them and neutral terms only unless otherwise indicated. leaning in physical presentation. Been on T for almost 5 months now. Mostly just goblin mode at all times.

(see above about perpetual goblin mode)

to a wonderful

Human to two and a senior

(Almost) 10-year Partner to @PurpleStephyr

. openly flirtatious. Guilty of being horny on main but also use CWs gratuitously.

Night shift , I talk a lot about , , and . Also about how the system in Canada is in shambles.

, I love to and . We try to and grow our own produce with varying levels of success. Passionate about and

I , hoard yarn, and try to learn how to on and off.

I love to , , and be

and other enjoyer

Other shit that I might post about but isn't worth details being in my intro:

danielholt, to gaming
@danielholt@mstdn.games avatar

Just finished the 'first' episode of the new podcast from @patrickklepek and Kezza Macdonald called 'Spawn Point' @crossplayblog

I've been looking for a parent friendly gaming podcast since I became a parent six years ago, and whilst there are podcasts that have parents on them, this is the first time I've ran into one that is entirely focused on parents, kids and games.

I absolutely loved it.

#Gaming #Podcast #Videogames #Parent

snoopy, to parentalite

Raconte-moi l'espace : 40 questions d'enfants

Cross-posté sur : @parentalite

OP : social.numerique.gouv.fr/

cnes@social.numerique.gouv.fr - Les vacances approchent pour certains et ont déjà commencé pour d'autres ⛷️ Vous cherchez de quoi occuper les enfants ? On vous propose le podcast "Raconte-moi l'espace" : 40 questions d'enfants auxquelles répondent nos experts 🎧

podcast.cnes.fr/raconte-moi-lespace/

Nonilex, to Michigan
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

#JenniferCrumbley found #Guilty on all 4 counts of #InvoluntaryManslaughter

A #Michigan #jury returned its verdict Tues in the #trial of the #mother of the #OxfordHighSchool #shooter; the 2021 #SchoolShooting in which her son fatally shot 4 students. Her unprecedented trial marks the first time a #parent was tried in connection w/a #MassShooting by their child.

#Law #legal #GunControl #accountability
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/oakland-county/2024/02/06/deliberations-to-resume-in-historic-jennifer-crumbley-trial/72490410007/

zen_at_nite, to random

Normally, beyond the simple political nature of being visibly gay and out in normal environments, I don't treat normal activities, like going to a gay bar, as a political statement.

It's just me, a gay man, hanging out with my friends at a bar, right?

I guess I get to add "political statement" to my reasons for going out on Saturday, now. Gotta make sure my attire rides the line exactly.

btaroli,
@btaroli@federate.social avatar

@zen_at_nite Whether as or , it’s amazing how just being our authentic selves can seem like a major political act. It reminds me of the motivation of gay and queer artists, like Tom of Finland, who shared their visions to raise awareness and sound a call to action.

The most important thing is to live by example and SHOW “them” that we are quietly and disturbingly “normal.” 😁

KidsData, to Parenting

🩺 📘 Recent research led by Jessica Drescher at Stanford University Graduate School of Education found an association between access to pediatric health care and academic success in young children.

They looked at 12,297 school districts across the U.S., and found that nearly 30% of districts had no pediatric physician, incl 49% of rural districts. Districts that had more physicians per child had higher academic test scores in 3rd grade.
https://www.brookings.edu/articles/educational-opportunity-and-access-to-pediatric-care-are-more-intertwined-than-you-might-think/

@edutooters @medmastodon @publichealth

Andres4NY, (edited ) to Parenting
@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it avatar

Okay, #parenting question for #parents. Only vote if you're a #parent.

Your kid steps on a lego and cries. Do you:

a) Show concern and try to comfort them?

b) Yell "HAH, NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!" and some additional gloating?

Please answer in the poll below.

TarkabarkaHolgy, to random Hungarian
@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social avatar

Update on the glowing sheep clock:

Glass half full: Kid got the idea that she is not supposed to get up until the clock turns green.

Glass half empty: She sat in her bed from 4:30am till 6am yelling "Now... NOW!" at the sheep 😅😅

#parent

Snowshadow, to Canada
@Snowshadow@mastodon.social avatar

⚠️ P S A ⚠️

Powdered baby formula recalled over deadly bacteria

Please boost

#Canada #Alert #Recalls #Food #Parent #Baby

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/powdered-baby-formula-recalled-over-deadly-bacteria-1.6706748

davidbisset, to random
@davidbisset@phpc.social avatar

As a #parent and a #developer I won't tell you how I was initially skimming these sub chapters.

slcw, to DadBin
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

Dear #bigoted #Christian #parents...

Your right to #religiousFreedom doesn't allow you to steamroll the rights of your #children, and endanger their well-being. Your rights as a #parent don't allow you to obliterate your child's #identity. Maybe try putting the best interests of your child over your thirst for #religious #fanaticism.

#Christofascists #ChristianNationalism #religionOfHate #ChristianIdiocy #UnderHisEye #Gilead #LGBTQ #transrights

https://www.christianpost.com/news/christian-parents-petition-supreme-court-after-child-taken-away.html

caroline, to random
@caroline@chaosfem.tw avatar

Been a while since a #parent post from me, so here’s one: most of the time having creative explorative kids is wonderful, and also sometimes it means I come home to this on my 10-year-old’s bedroom door:

(I will probably have to replace the carpet, no joke)

ChrisPirillo, to DadBin
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social avatar

silly selfie saber battle to the death (or until someone chips a nail)

#single #dad #parent #family

danielholt, to random
@danielholt@mstdn.games avatar

I know childcare is horrifically expensive but it does allow parents to go to work at the same time, and thus actually share the load at weekends.

When I'm not at work, my partner is at work. Seven days a week one of us is working a nine hour shift. It means one of us is running the house entirely on their own.

We don't get to share time together as a family, nor do we get to split the chores or give each other a few hours of kid free time if we need it

It sucks.

#Parent

pseudonym, to climate
@pseudonym@mastodon.online avatar

We can feel contradictory things at the same time.

I'm loving the beautiful, spring-like weather, and dreading the fact that it is the end of November.

I'm fully aware of the existential threat of climate change, and worry for the world my child will live through.

And at the same time, I think it's important to take joy where and when we can. Not blindly, but consciously, and intentionally.

So I will try to enjoy playing in the park with them, while I can

shermozle, to random
@shermozle@aus.social avatar

Primary school sex ed session tonight. I've told the daughter we're going to sit up the back and go "phwoar" whenever anything saucy comes up.

This is how you #parent proper.

bananabob, to random
@bananabob@mastodon.nz avatar

Children May Be 'Evolutionarily Primed' to Need More Than 2 Parents

I love that that they use the term WEIRD societies.

https://www.sciencealert.com/children-may-be-evolutionarily-primed-to-need-more-than-2-parents

#ScienceAlert #Families #Parent

Susan_Larson_TN, to movies
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