ampersarnie

@ampersarnie@mastodon.social

Dad • Engineering Manager at bigbite.net • Building editorial tools for large scale news outlets • Teesside • #PHP #Javascript #Typescript #WordPress #Vinyl #Gaming #FinalFantasy #fedi22

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ampersarnie, to random

If you were to buy a new machine right now for your development needs, what would you go for?

Would you go Mac, Linux or Windows?

What about desktop or laptop?

bagder, to random
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Please don't make this a new trend. 😕

(issue closed by bot because the user filing the issue has not starred the repository...)

ampersarnie,

@bagder Christ. What is even the point. I think at that I would be doing my best to find a replacement.

alda, (edited ) to wordpress
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just issued a hotfix release that covers an issue that broke external HTTP requests and was affecting updates and plugins that use external APIs.

The infrastructure team managed to step in to deliver that update despite the bug.

This comes in the wake of Matt Mullenweg firing the WordPress.com QA team.

ampersarnie,

@alda I didn’t know he fired the QA team. When did that happen?

ampersarnie,

@alda Holy crap, thats bad.

ampersarnie, to random

Where’s all the Brits at on here?

davidbisset, to random
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I miss the old internet.

ampersarnie,

@davidbisset I came across this a few days ago. Absolutely has old internet vibes https://wiby.me/

dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
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Do you know your spouse/SO's cell phone number (without looking it up)?

Please boost for a wider demographic 😉

ampersarnie,

@dancinyogi I’m terrible with these things as I never actually have to dial them, my phone does all that for me. So, nope.

ross, to wordpress
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Back in the pandemic times, I set up a newsletter called “Beyond WP” that sought to bring tools and ideas from the broader web/software development world to developers.

I quickly ran out of steam - which I'm sad about.

But those emails took time to write. I got good feedback on them, and I was proud of them. So I'm working to get an archive online (with notes on what has changed since writing).

https://beyond-wp.com/archive/

ampersarnie,

@ross That’s great, thanks for taking the time to archive it!

Gargron, to random
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I wish I could live here. It’s so beautiful 🥲

ampersarnie,

@Gargron Cumbria really is a beautiful place, I’m not surprised you’d want to move there.

RickiTarr, to random
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What's the most embarrassing song on your phone right now?

ampersarnie,

@RickiTarr I'm not really embarrassed by it but the Bluey soundtrack, for toddler emergency reasons.

ampersarnie,

@mccllstr @RickiTarr It absolutely is great, I’ll give you that. Though that is until you’ve heard it on repeat every car journey for months on end 🤣 We had the same with Hey Duggee.

sdw, to random
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Apple's website before and after the return of Steve Jobs.

ampersarnie,

@sdw “Pro. Go. Whoa.”

What a headline opener.

mathowie, to random
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the funniest thing about Apple is the last version of MacOS features "video reactions" where if your camera sees you do a thumbs up or heart symbol with your hands, stuff happens behind you like fireworks in ANY video app you are using BY DEFAULT.

A friend was in an online therapy session, describing his trauma so the therapist asked if he was alright and he did a thumbs up and then HUGE FIREWORKS BEHIND HIS HEAD.

It's so bad that online therapy sessions now start with a warning dialog!

ampersarnie,

@mathowie I can be quite animated with my hands so this could be quite entertaining for me, or others.

jeffowski, to random
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ampersarnie,

@jeffowski It’s like that with some locals of nearby Redcar, UK. Bemoaning the closure of steelworks and industry as “heritage” on the coast in this picture but despising the offshore wind farms that now appear to the right of it.

gamingonlinux, to unity
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ampersarnie,

@gamingonlinux oh no, anyway…

gamingonlinux, to random
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Is it possible to go viral on Mastodon yet? For science boost this post for me.

genius marketing tactic engage

ampersarnie,

@gamingonlinux No.

…ok.

iangriffin, (edited ) to Astronomy
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I've bloody well done it again! YUS! One year, every evening at 4pm (winter) 5pm (summer). A 20 second exposure through a pinhole camera, on a glass plate. I've captured the Analemma again!

ampersarnie,

@iangriffin this is beautiful.

gamingonlinux, to unity
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ampersarnie,

@gamingonlinux “apology”

sophie, to random
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I can’t believe I didn’t know that Brian Butterfield was doing a limited run of live shows and they’re all sold out now 😞

ampersarnie,

@sophie He’s what?? I didn’t know either ☹️ Gutted.

christianselig, to random
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Here's a little sneak peek for what would have been Apollo for iPad. You have stackable panes allowing you to easily view and move through multiple things at once (or go full screen!), Gallery Mode, and sections are moved to the side, with support for opening new tabs

ampersarnie,

@christianselig Such a shame that you didn’t get to release this, would have loved to browse Reddit like this.

ampersarnie, to random

"Code review is a where we pit developers in a fight to the death over which hill they wish to stand on. Often it involves lions but not exclusively"

— Tim Nash on the definition of a code review.

timbray, to random
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I assume everyone noticed Sam Ryder’s sing/dance troupe. Um, exceptional people. Touching.

ampersarnie,

@timbray It was lovely to see.

seldo, to random

We are at a watch party and I'll be honest I was expecting more political content considering the circumstances.

ampersarnie,

@seldo something about writing a song I think

chrismessina, to random
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Soundcloud has a . Fade to black!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7YhR_wI5J54

ampersarnie,

@chrismessina There seems to be loads of monochrome app icons lately, and I’m loving it.

chrismessina, to random
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Looks like Spotify is redesigning the sidebar — with Your Library separated from Home and Search and with facets for filtering by content type.

You can also expand the column horizontally.

Hasn't landed in the desktop app yet.

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ampersarnie,

@chrismessina Desktop native. Here’s a screenshot I got of it on 25th April. I’d seen comments of some people getting it a few days before that.

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