geekysteven

geekysteven, 10 months ago to random

I was a child, I had childish things. But when I grew up, I was able to afford a lot more childish things. I have way more childish things. I cannot stress how much these rule.

geekysteven, 7 months ago to random

You can decrease the negativity in your life 100% by replacing all the people you know with this quokka

geekysteven, 1 year ago to random

When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up.
I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.

geekysteven, 8 months ago to random

geekysteven, 11 months ago to random

Businesses after selling rainbow products for a month:

geekysteven, 6 months ago to random

geekysteven, 11 months ago to random

In Star Trek, the Enterprise finds Abraham Lincoln hundreds of light years from Earth, still trying to put more distance between himself and the modern Republican party.

geekysteven, 9 months ago to random

You've probably heard that the average person eats eight spiders in their sleep per year, but it's only a recommendation.
Talk to your doctor to find out about your individual spider requirements.

geekysteven, 1 year ago to random

Medusa was asked not to return to Sea World

geekysteven, 10 months ago to random

Good afternoon to whoever gave Dolly Parton a fucking flamethrower and no one else

geekysteven, 10 months ago to random

Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but intergenerational conflicts are mostly fake and serve to keep activists separated from people with institutional memory on how to fight for change.

geekysteven, 8 months ago to random

Yesterday was bisexual visibility day. Now that it is over, we are once again free to move in the periphery of time and space, unseen by mortal eyes who know not of our plans

geekysteven, 8 months ago to random

I hate how social media measures success by "engagement" and creates an incentive to be inflammatory. I'd rather just post my little jokes without forcing arguments. Anyway, the Beatles made bad music and were bad people

geekysteven, 9 months ago to random

Touching grass is not enough, I must fuck the meadow

geekysteven, 6 days ago to random

Feeding crows is better than feeding pigeons, because crows can remember and describe human faces, so the species may decide to spare you when the revolution comes

geekysteven, 11 months ago to random

when you gotta take the souls of the damned to the underworld, but also do your part to fight global warming

geekysteven, 1 year ago to random

You could change the gender of any character in The Hobbit and the story would still work, except for Bilbo because he needs pockets.

geekysteven, 7 months ago to random

geekysteven, 7 months ago to random

The rule is "no atheists in foxholes." Because there are too many atheists in foxholes.
These holes are meant for foxes and atheists are creating an ecological disaster by displacing the noble fox from its habitat.
Get your own hole, atheists.

geekysteven, 9 months ago to random

DEMOCRATS: I can't believe these red state AGs want to prosecute people for traveling out of state for abortions

ALSO DEMOCRATS: let's give state AGs unilateral power to censor the internet, this is a good move and will not bite us in the ass immediately

geekysteven, 11 months ago to random

"that's what years of remote work does to you"

geekysteven, 6 months ago to random

geekysteven, 4 months ago to random

ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN SENDING YOU THREATENING LETTERS

ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN FOLLOWING YOU IN A WINDOWLESS VAN

ELECTRICITY DOES NOT FORGIVE

geekysteven, 4 months ago to random

My favorite thing is jumping in to defend AI in ways techbros don't like
"AI isn't bad, it's just a silly toy for children"

"how can a passing fad threaten anyone's livelihood?"

"look this is coming from the folks who brought us NFTs, we should give them the benefit of the doubt"

geekysteven, 3 months ago to random