GetzlerChem, to Ohio
@GetzlerChem@mstdn.science avatar

What do you call it when a city in northeast seems like it’s from a different time?

Anakronistic.

mdmrn, to fediverse

ActivityPub, more like CraptivityPub.
-Elon Musk, maybe

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

I wish my fingers knew how much I counted on them.

hvangalen,
@hvangalen@mastodon.nl avatar

@dgar Someone told me "Talk to the hand", so I looked at one of mine and said "You are right".

mdmrn, to fediverse
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

I recently remembered I had an old Misskey (Foundkey) account on a different Instance with a bunch of lame jokes just posted to it. So, since I don't use it I'm deleting it.

However, I am transferring the lame jokes over to this or my Sharkey account, @mdmrn - so if you see either of us just being the worst, know that I already did it before and I haven't changed.

#Misskey #Sharkey #Fediverse #BadJoke #DadJokes #Silly

alxd, to Humor
@alxd@writing.exchange avatar

Me: I'm 100% remote only
Recruiter: The offer is 2-3 days onsite
Me: I can do 2-3 days on the website

KissAnne, to Horses
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

I see dead #horses 😬 #badjoke #badjokes

mdmrn, to random

Since the diet form of Baja Blast is called "Baja Blast Zero," does that mean that you have no Baja Blast? Or are you at a Zero Level of Blast in the Baja that you are having?

austinnix, to random

Calculators make great romantic partners.

You can count on them.

kraehenpost, to random German

Schon wieder Post von der Freundin. Ihr sagt dann Bescheid, wenn’s zu viel wird…

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

Did you know that Sammy Hagar helped write the song “What a fool believes“ ?

Mrfunkedude,
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

@PynkEmber I thought the title “What a fool believes” required an improbable trivia answer. I thought I was being subtly humorous. Maybe too subtle that only I got the joke. 😁

KissAnne, to Finland
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

I didn't know what the meaning of KYS was until I googled it. 😬

The name of the hospital is KYS

KissAnne, to Jokes
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 😂 #badjokes #badjoke #badjokesonly #joke #jokes

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Is the Golden Bachelor's problem expired Viagra prescription or falling asleep during dates?

Also, how the fuck does this qualify as "Top News"?

AnnaSaultron, to random German
@AnnaSaultron@nerdculture.de avatar

Oha seit gestern/heute aktuell
PhantastikPrompts dann wollen wir Mal mitspielen.

02.10.2023

AnnaSaultron,
@AnnaSaultron@nerdculture.de avatar

Beispiel: Händler Name in einer DND Kampagne. Einziger Laden in der Stadt. Hatte sich ursprünglich auf Ladenschilder und ähnliches spezialisiert, leider hat niemand sonst einen Laden aufgemacht so dass er zum einzigen Versorger weit & breit geworden ist.

Name: Wurans D'sblasz
sieht verwirrend aus und das aus guten Grund denn es ist eine holprige Lautschrift aus den englischen.
Auch lesbar als Wuran's Displays oder Who runs this place...

07.10.23 extra

melroy, to random
@melroy@mastodon.melroy.org avatar

Luckily they sold apples on the market... 😒

KissAnne, to Canada Finnish
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar
DMDash71, to random
@DMDash71@ohai.social avatar

What do you call a spirit with flatulence?

Ghastly. GET IT?

Fripi, to Humor
@Fripi@chaos.social avatar

This weird intersection of German and Japanese Humor... Sorry folks, without some German skills this is hard to get, but if you get it it is hilarious. I just showed it to three Japanese people and I am still laughing 🤣

Dadlyambitions, to Meme
@Dadlyambitions@mastodon.social avatar

There was an explosion at a french cheese factory today... there was de brie everywhere.

ai6yr, to random

"A travel waiver has been issued for flights to/ from Fukuoka (FUK) between Aug. 8 - 10, 2023 HST. See details. " (ie No Flying FUK) https://www.hawaiianairlines.com/alerts/travel-waiver-tropical-cyclone-khanun

daniel, to physics
@daniel@danielnorton.com avatar
trib, to Starwars
@trib@aus.social avatar

"You've got something jammed in there real good..."

Might need a lightsaber to get this out.

(of the Mind's Eye)

nixCraft, (edited ) to random
@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar

🐧

Spellbind0127,
@Spellbind0127@mstdn.social avatar

@nixCraft well at least if its terminal it is something you can manage.

wx1g, to random

@TheLetterTen probably has a trans-sister radio? What stations does it receive?

bborn, to random

Optimist: the glass is half full.

Pessimist: the glass is half empty.

Engineer: You have the wrong size glass.



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