0xjessel, to random

tfw you walk in to work at 11:30am - and half the seats are empty and coworkers voices are an octave lower 👌

RE: https://www.threads.net/@linkedin/post/C04NH0QLtlV

0xjessel,

shoutout to @josselyntsai for the creative bar menu

WagesOf, to tv
@WagesOf@gamepad.club avatar

A revenge boat w peaches

golgaloth, to london
@golgaloth@writing.exchange avatar

I miss the people in London more than the place, though there were some very cool places.

tim, to random
@tim@union.place avatar

I hereby dub thee: Switzerland

#BadJokes #ElectricalJokes #IYKYK

Rbratspies, to nyc
@Rbratspies@mastodon.social avatar

Today is apparently National "Pretend to Be a Time Traveler Day" in Canada. I'm traveling back 400 years to watch Anne Hutchinson wipe the floor with Puritan Governor John Winthrop during her sedition trial. Where are you going? #NYC #Massachusetts #History #NewYork #NamingGotham #historymatters #awardwinning #books #histodon #booklovers #iykyk @histodons

rateexportpilot, to random

Folks, it's all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe is ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter is that we are manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods have a habit of going around to atheist's houses and smashing their windows.

bitprophet, to random
@bitprophet@social.coop avatar

They don't need to burn the books, just remove 'em.

jeffowski, to random
@jeffowski@mastodon.world avatar
fkamiah17, to random
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

🤣🎄

dyownie, to random
@dyownie@mstdn.social avatar

Not that you're interested to know, but here is my #SpotifyWrapped2023

Top Artist: Cynthia Alexander
Top Song: How Far I'll Go (Moana) #iykyk

christianselig, to random
@christianselig@mastodon.social avatar

Remember jailbreaking?

jocelynbordador,

@christianselig I'm from the Philippines, where we respect and utilise the out of extreme necessity.

alicew, to random
@alicew@bark.lgbt avatar

If your boyfriend is really good at oral ask if they've ever questioned their gender.

tallstorygames, to gamedev
@tallstorygames@mastodon.online avatar

I release a demonstration with the optimism that its nuanced comedic presentation will inspire subsequent proclivity to incorporate it within a roster of acquisition.

smurthys, to cricket
@smurthys@hachyderm.io avatar

SKY is literally the limit today for India (180/5).

iykyk

petrillic, to random
@petrillic@hachyderm.io avatar

I just nearly got killed by a Tesla with paper MD tags.

CoachMark, to connecticut
@CoachMark@beige.party avatar

Rein's Deli for dinner later tonight with my oldest son, Liam

Potato Pancakes, a Reuben (either Pastrami or Turkey with extra dressing for sandwich dipping) and a Dr. Brown's Cream Soda (my one soda exception I make) - oh yeah!

mikemathia, to random
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
jeffowski, to random
@jeffowski@mastodon.world avatar

https://youtube.com/shorts/-RQ6UxWjQFQ
- She must be one of the 40%...

lcamtuf, to random

OK, a serious and burning question: why do we have sex scenes in so many films to begin with?

Like, I came here to see a sci-fi film about time-traveling murderbots. Why is there 30 seconds of moaning and bad softcore erotica in the middle of my cybernetic murder spree? I'm sitting there awkwardly and thinking to myself: Mr. or Mrs. filmmaker, what exactly do you want me to do?!

I know it's a part of life, but we don't show the protagonist picking their nose or taking a dump. Why not just stick to wholesome murderbots?

joriki,

@lcamtuf

season two of Strike Back 😕

howiecohen, to random
@howiecohen@friendsofdesoto.social avatar

I may not be able to make the @GreatestTrek Tour when it comes to Seattle this week but I can still use promo code "scarves" and enjoy life like a is intended to.

acb, to melbourne

A perfectly ordinary house in Richmond

LALegault, to random
@LALegault@newsie.social avatar

What is the utility to Pierre Poilievre skipping the opposition leaders’ meeting on Israel-Palestine? Is it still a security clearance thing?

gemelliz,
@gemelliz@mstdn.ca avatar

@johnefrancis @LALegault @pinhman Typed in 'Jeff' instead of 'Pierre'

jann, to random
@jann@twit.social avatar

I'm in it for - oh, and , cos 🔥!!!!

Oh, and my backups of and ...of course - cos WAY 🔥!

JonBaker, to random
@JonBaker@mastodon.social avatar

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

bds,
@bds@mstdn.ca avatar

@JonBaker Stairway isn't listed because that's an unwritten rule of all guitar shops

jeffowski, to random
@jeffowski@mastodon.world avatar

-- And always make sure you have correct change.

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