FuckElon, to politics
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Andres4NY, to nottheonion
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FuckElon, to Finance
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So whistleblower #2 is dead, and Boeing stock is up.

I guess that makes sense....

#Boeing #Finance #NotTheOnion

yogthos, to nottheonion
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Rycaut, to nottheonion
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Creative challenges - pitch stories for a 2024 version of a thriller like "24"

Catch - you can ONLY use actual real pulled from reality (if not alas mainstream reporting) storylines...

post a bunch of these pitches, make a handful - but only a couple - entirely fictional - see if anyone can pick those out}

Related/similar - pitch parody news stories ala The Onion - can anyone tell which aren't actual parodies? ([ may be one of my most used hashtags in recent years)

jwildeboer, to Russia
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That call between airforce officers where they discussed confidential stuff and somehow recorded the whole thing? Well. This is . It seems they were able to simply dial in to the call as a normal participant and no-one really noticed. .

Sweetshark,
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@jwildeboer fefe has some good conspiracy theory starting points: https://blog.fefe.de/?ts=9b1aae9d

Sweetshark,
@Sweetshark@chaos.social avatar

@jwildeboer Well, two tidbits from there: the call in was explicitly mentioned in the call. Also the leaked recording starts already before that participant joined.

faab64, to nottheonion

Of course they did.

Diaper army is the most moral army in the world.

I am glad so many people in the civilized west supporting them. They really need it.


@palestine @israel

philbaker1, to nottheonion
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Lifecoach5000,
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@philbaker1 clownshoes. Literally 🤡

OGjester, to nottheonion
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This simulation is not believable, and no one will ever change my mind.

https://gettrumpsneakers.com/

OGjester,
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@VikingChieftain it’s just so pathetic and sad

Some_Emo_Chick, to news
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India’s courts to rule on who invented butter chicken

Two Delhi restaurants both claim to have the right to call themselves the home of the original butter chicken recipe

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/25/indias-courts-to-rule-on-who-invented-butter-chicken

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faab64, to Ukraine en-us

Not from the Onion : Ukrainian soldiers are opening up American 155-mm M864 cluster shells presumably in order to use its submunitions as independent lethal weapons for dropping from copters.

nilsskirnir, (edited )
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@faab64 Reportedly the usual delivery mechanism, howitzer, has been less effective than hoped. Due to the high volume of shells, the barrels have need repeated maintenance. Said maintenance has to be conducted in Poland because Ukraine doesn’t have the capability. There is also some question about whether Ukraine military had the discipline to do PM in the field.

faab64,

@nilsskirnir
We could have avoided it long time ago.

But freaking BoJo pushed the idiot Zelensky out of the agreement.

Now UK wants to send troops to Ukraine

markus, to nottheonion
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"Southern Water and Environment Agency claim roosting seagulls could be behind marked rise in seawater pollution"

Yes. It's the seagulls.There is no other explanation.


https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/health/southern-water-and-environment-agency-claim-roosting-seagulls-could-be-behind-marked-rise-in-seawater-pollution-4224292

markus,
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See also: "Southern Water were fined a record £90 million for illegally dumping raw sewage into the sea across the south coast. The company wilfully discharged untreated sewage 7,000 times between 2010- 2015" but actually it was seagulls that did it, and their lobby is so influential you don't know about it.

https://www.sas.org.uk/updates/southern-water-slammed-with-record-fine-for-sewage-pollution/

markus,
@markus@uxp.de avatar

@marysheep 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

stopthatgirl7, to nottheonion
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…We are living in the stupidest possible timeline, y’all.

and agree to hold cage fight

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-65981876

Pons_Aelius,

@stopthatgirl7

to hold cage fight

Is that anything new? Duelling was a thing for centuries.

nurkiewicz, to Java
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"[Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction] only permits a text-only version of Mein Kampf that is devoid of pictures, photographs, drawings, diagrams, etc. of [N]azi symbols"

however, "Effective " by @joshbloch is not permitted:

"the content was found to pose a threat to the rehabilitation of inmates, the security of the institution, and order or discipline of the institution"

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2023/06/20/ohio-odrc-prison-book-ban-java-hitler

csnetprogrammer,
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@nurkiewicz @joshbloch Java is definitely a dangerous thing. I mean Oracle controls it.

cpurdy,
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@nurkiewicz @joshbloch Josh does have some strong opinions, but I can't agree that Effective Java is worse than my struggle ...

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