MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Of course you’re not boring. I’m absolutely listening.

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

A ninja knows no mercy.

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

My invisibility strategy is flawless.

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When re-enactments go terribly wrong.

evelynefoerster, to random
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social avatar


Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit to see what would happen.
It’s called the SPUDnic.

Rasta,
@Rasta@mstdn.ca avatar

@evelynefoerster If corny jokes are known as Dad Jokes, should we call these Mom Jokes?
Most sophisticated Russian Rocket:
" Is Potato "
Speaking of Mr Potato Head..
Good morning Eve
You kept your day job, I hope? 😂​

MissQuerade, to politics
@MissQuerade@nfld.me avatar

I can't be the only one that sees it

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When you swear you’ll eat more healthy, but Mitsy catches you eating M&Ms.

noelle, to random

So apparently all you need to do to write an article nowadays is come up with four short paragraphs, and then fill the rest of the empty space up with embedded tweets. 😆

I come across articles like this a lot and think, "Where's the rest of the article?" 😅

marktillotson, to science

Along with ‘Antimatter,’ and ‘Dark Matter,’ we’ve recently discovered the existence of ‘Doesn’t Matter,’ which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.



MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

New rideshare advisory.

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing. —Socrates

funhouseradio, to random
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
ivan18rod, to fediverse

🤣 I was showing one of my mutual followers how the $[x2 ...], $[x3 ...], and $[x4 ...] tags could be used to increase the heading's size on a / post. I used the x3 tag to demonstrate this feature, and $[x3 it was HUGE!] I was surprised at how big it was, so I tried to tone it down a bit by using an $[x2 x2] tag, but it didn't show up on their calckey instance.

I'm just glad I didn't use an $[x4 x4] tag!

cc: @chikorita157

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

I like mine with mustard.

ivan18rod, to random

I just saw a relatively-huge , about the length of my index finger, land on my screen. It was casting a shadow on my computer screen, and I thought my computer was glitching out.

ivan18rod, to random

I just realized that I made a typo on @JokeBot's bio (which has been corrected). 🤣

MissPixiePancake, to random
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

There has to be a link.

Ricardus, to random
@Ricardus@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

There's a whole thing on NPR right now about "fixing" the CDC for future emergencies, and I'm like... YOU CAN'T.

The systems in place WERE FINE, as long as people with room-temperature-IQs didn't hobble them under the orders of a tin pot dictator.

Same with the 25th Amendment.

The people who developed those systems and laws were counting on reasonable human beings with ethics and morals to enact them.

Since we are clearly no longer there I have no idea how to "fix" them.

bobjonkman,
@bobjonkman@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

"Room temperature IQs"

@Ricardus

MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Is your hair supposed to look like that?

Moon, to random
@Moon@shitposter.club avatar
MissPixiePancake, to animals
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Possession is nine tenths of the law.

PhonoForest, (edited ) to random
Cloudguy, to random

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  • zeruch,
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    @Cloudguy I've formally decided that Edinburgh is notably superior to London. As a yank saying this, you all need to review yourselves...

    lizzie, to random

    (laugh out loud!)

    lizzie,

    (lots of listerine)

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