br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

'This happen to me with a Nespresso': Target customer buys dinnerware set, realizes she got bamboozled

https://www.dailydot.com/news/target-dinnerware-set-missing-plates/

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

LOL: Newsmax Guy Suggests Noem's Editor Was 'A Liberal Plant'

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/lol-newsmax-guy-suggests-noems-editor-was

NeadReport, to random
@NeadReport@vivaldi.net avatar

"Stormy Daniels is now talking about meeting Trump for dinner. She says that when he first emerged from his hotel suite, he was wearing “silk or satin” pajamas, which Daniels compared to those often sported by Hugh Hefner. She asked him to change, and he returned in more standard dress clothes." - Jonah Bromwich, NYT

jm_brister, to motivation
@jm_brister@mastodon.social avatar

Here's some #MondayMotivation for you. I hope everyone has a great week, and if you don't, you might as well take everyone and everything down with you, right?

#motivation #demotivation #grumpy #meme #memes #dankmemes #funnymemes #humor #lol

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When your owner is a complete lunatic.

iamdtms, to random
@iamdtms@mas.to avatar

When the doorman is the keeper of the keys:
How to Master Google Password Manager https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-master-google-password-manager

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When you pretend you can’t read.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Me girding my loins for the 2024 election.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Election #Elections #Politics

jm_brister, to Meme
@jm_brister@mastodon.social avatar

Punctuation placement is important. It's the difference between this being a certain brand of pancake syrup and...boy syrup. I really don't want to know what boy syrup is.

metin, to Meme
@metin@graphics.social avatar
MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

The rare sighting of a cat-aloupe.

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Giuliani Gives Bonkers Advice To Mike Johnson & Jim Jordan

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/giuliani-gives-most-bonkers-advice-mike

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When SuperCat springs into action to thwart evil.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When super dramatic tulips overreact to a catalyst.

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
wagesj45, to philosophy
@wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com avatar
br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

LOL: Alina Habba Thinks Manhattan Is A State. No, Really

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/lol-alina-habba-thinks-manhattan-state-no

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When you accidentally discover NASA’s stealth cat missile system.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When the line between you and your cat begins to blur.

funhouseradio, to Funny
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

What makes you think that I’m spectacular at butt stuff?

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

You complete me.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When merely walking on water is beneath you.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

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