Daily_Twerk, to random
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Conservatives unveil new advisor to help with a cunning plan

Realising that they have had a few mis-steps with the election campaign so far, the new advisor is set to steer the Conservatives to election victory. The new advisor is reputed to be as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford.

https://daily-twerk.com/politics/conservatives-unveil-new-advisor-to-help-with-a-cunning-plan/

SubtleBlade, to random
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Manufacturing dissent: welcome to the political excesses of the

is so palpably convinced he can’t win he’s promising any old mad thing. Meanwhile, the are falling off kayaks
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/28/manufacturing-dissent-welcome-to-the-political-excesses-of-the-election-campaign

thejapantimes, to worldnews
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The Conservative Party said it would revive a decades-old national service mandate for every 18-year-old Briton by the end of the next Parliament, a striking political gamble. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/05/26/world/politics/sunak-national-service-election/

Lazarou, to UKpolitics
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lol, Rishi Sunak with the original ideas there...../s

C_Miller, to news
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I just heard someone call our PM "Rishi Soon-Axed"...

... That's it - he mustn't be called anything else until after 5 July (except a variety of four letter expletives, obviously)...

..Thereafter there will be no need to give him a second thought, so no one should be referring to him!

ChrisMayLA6, to Economics
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Second Tom Gauld cartoon of the week:

the graph that prompted Rishi Sunak's decision to call the election?

Lazarou, to random
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SubtleBlade, to random
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NewsDesk, to uk
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U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak calls for a July 4 general election, as polls show Conservative Party in trouble.

NBC News reports: "Most polls suggest that if the vote were held tomorrow, the opposition Labour Party could enjoy a landslide win that would make Sir Keir Starmer the country's leader."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/uk-election-pm-sunak-calls-vote-conservatives-labour-rcna153440

#UK #RishiSunak #Elections #Politics #News

CultureDesk, to UnitedKingdom
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It was an inauspicious start to the U.K. Conservative Party's election campaign as Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced that Britain will head to the polls on July 4. Heavy rain fell as he spoke, and D:Ream's "Things Can Only Get Better," best remembered as the Labour Party's theme song for its 1997 election victory, blared from a member of the public's speakers at the gates of Downing Street. Deadline has this writeup on what it calls the "farcical scenes."

https://flip.it/z.3w94

Lazarou, to random
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I do not feel sorry for Wet Rishi Sunak, I do not feel sorry for crying Paula Vennells, fuck these people for the things they have done.

Lazarou, to random
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Lol, perfect
Nobody thought to check the weather, did they?

AndrewGuilford, to random
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Happy Independence Day

If you don’t have voter ID, here’s how to apply for it

https://www.gov.uk/apply-for-photo-id-voter-authority-certificate

Lazarou, to UKpolitics
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Lazarou, to UKpolitics
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Rishi Sunak is an insincere man and people are right for saying any official apology from his mouth lacks gravitas.

#InfectedBloodScandal #RishiSunak #UKpol #Ukpolitics

thejapantimes, to worldnews
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South Korea and the UK will co-host the second global AI summit on Tuesday, focusing on safety, innovation, and inclusion amid calls for better regulation and addressing various emerging risks. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/05/20/world/politics/south-korea-uk-ai-summit/

SubtleBlade, to DadBin
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ChrisMayLA6, to random
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Ben Jennings (Guardian) on Rishi Sunak's warnings about changing Govt. this Autumn....

ChrisMayLA6, to random
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When Rishi Sunak's strategy for trying to retain votes is explicitly to confirm its 'better the devil you know', you can but wonder who advised him that self-identifying as a devil was good optics.

(Yes, I know it a common enough saying but....)

I'm sure at the very least the political cartoonists will have a field day with this...

so I think we can now truthfully state:

Rishi Sunak = the Devil

Can't wait to see the Tory election leaflets with that as their strap line!

h/t FT

LinuxAndYarn, to random
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It seems like it's taken me a very long time to think of this, and maybe no one in the UK has ever heard of the former Louisiana governor whose run for the US presidency in 2015 lasted 3.2 Liz Trusses but still ended before a single primary vote was cast, but.... Has anyone ever called "Dobby Jindal"?

Greenseer, to random
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I noticed this film popped up in my recommended list on YT. Seems to be about 's experience of puberty as a young Tory

I think I'll give it a miss 😳

Morning All! Everyone feeling nicely proton fluxed this fine day? 💕

TCatInReality, to random
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#RishiSunak apparently unfamiliar with the saying "To get out of a hole, first, stop digging"

After 15 years in power and another round of local section losses, more "work to do" is the LAST thing needed. #Tories should stop and call a #GeneralElectionNow

BBC News - 'Work to do' after local election losses - Rishi Sunak
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68963221

Lazarou, to UKpolitics
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Shall we start a national "Fuck off to California already Rishi" campaign?

How many more months of this lame duck must we suffer?

Lazarou, to UKpolitics
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He's an utter Tory cunt but you gotta hand it to him for that "go to California where you will excel in AI"
(ie he's a fake)

Lazarou, to london
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