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CrypticMirror

@CrypticMirror@mstdn.social

Lover of 90s and 00s fantasy, living proof you can do new age gardening on a windowsill. Stop the cult of neat and tidy, let nature prosper! she/her they/them.

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selzero, to random
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Do it Gojira!

abbynormative, to StarTrek

Hey folks, have you taken my #StarTrek survey yet? I'm planning to close it to responses in January, so there's only a few weeks left to take it and share it.

You don't need to be a huge fan to take the survey! And you can skip any question you don't like. Trying to spread this to as many diverse corners of the internet as possible. So please share it today! Many thanks. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfxU1oXviQw2YbkbKS7OxIzxhWCJZhoEyD8lSPsbNY-C1acLQ/viewform

#LowerDecks #DS9

fkamiah17, to IsraelPalestine
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The breadth and scope of Henry Kissinger's crimes against humanity are hardly a secret, but I wasn't aware of the extent of his involvement in Israeli-Palestinian peace negotations.
A very enlightening piece by Jon Scwartz of The Intercept

https://theintercept.com/2023/11/30/henry-kissinger-israel-egypt-soviet-union/

selzero, to random
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In today's world of kickstarters, streaming services, and everything, how are we not getting a continuation of this show?

selzero, to random
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I'm an atheist, and concerned for the environment, so don't bury me or cremate me when I die, just throw me into the trash so I can go be compost somewhere. Please don't accidentally put me in the recycle bin, I have no intention to come back.

dalias,
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@selzero The most environmentally responsible handling of a corpse is using it in a way that's politically costly to a billionaire.

MikeDunnAuthor, to random
VeroniqueB99, to random
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daibhidc, to random

Ariana Grande: Santa tell me, if you're really there, don't make me fall in love again if he won't be here next year.

Santa: Okay, no part of that is even close to how my job works.

ProjectFearlessness, to random

Benjamin Zephaniah,
1958-2023.

R.I.P.

ProjectFearlessness,
Santaclaus, to random

I love getting letters this time of year, but some spelling mistakes make them difficult to read! Take this one for example:

“Hi Satan, I’m Billy”

Aw bless!

“Could I please have some candles, some red chalk, some matches, and a sacrificial…”

Good golly I don’t think that’s meant for me… 😨😨

MostlyHarmless, to random
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loadingartist, to random
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Henrysbridge, to random
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It'd be nice to have a senior minister who knows what day it is...

(source:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-67612151)

georgetakei, to random

This is spectacular.

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Daojoan, to random
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writing dystopian science fiction should just be called “journalism” at this point

tomkindlon, to disabled
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bevanthomas, to random

Geoffrey of Monmouth introduced Avalon, "Isle of Apples," as the place where King Arthur was taken to be healed after his final battle. No farming is needed on this fairy island, for sweet fruit and other crops naturally grow all over, and it is eternally summer.

lana, to random
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When we found out that deodorants were destroying the ozone layer, did we stay telling people to use less toilet spray and buy less Axe? No, we legislated big corps and the problem was completely solved after a few years. What's with the cult of personal responsibility, why are we still here telling people that if they don't take the plane and use paper straws maybe grandma won't lose her house to the rising tides before she dies in an 'unprecedented' heatwave?

maxleibman, (edited ) to hiring
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If you require candidates to have 5+ years of experience at anything, then the job you are hiring for is by definition NOT "entry level."

#hiring #FairPay #JobDescriptions

EDIT: I'm getting some pushback on this, so let me make the following clarification:

If you require candidates to have 5+ years of experience at anything, then the job you are hiring for is by definition NOT "entry level," YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.

ComradeMorden, to random

Reasonably priced adventure fantasy novellas.

Last postage day in the UK for 2nd class post is 18th December.

m, to random
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So because image searching is terrible, can anyone tell me what this thing in the output from the boiler that seems to be what’s stopping the boiler water from circulating into the hot water tank? Pipe is nice and hot on one side but cold the other side of this.. unlabelled pot thing.

TarkabarkaHolgy, (edited ) to random
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I don't know who needs to hear this but it is completely OK for you as an adult to buy yourself an advent calendar.

Any kind. Not just makeup or whiskey. You can buy a calendar with Spiderman toys if that's what you want. It's kind of the entire point of being an adult.

(Also, if you did buy a fun calendar, and you want to nerd out about it, please share :) )

DJDarren, to random
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Had a moment this morning where I missed what Twitter used to be.

I followed a guy whose weird niche was that people would send him photos of dumped mattresses they saw, which he would always repost with the comment “Lovely stuff”. It was the kind of odd shit that always made me laugh.

Hadn’t seem him on there for years, then this morning I saw a dumped mattress on my walk to work.

Lovely stuff.

housepanther, to random

Capitalism is pure and simple insanity. I work all day only to be able to afford a place to stay for, at most an hour or two to enjoy out of the day. The rest of the time is spent asleep or at work. What kind of life is this?

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