ElleGray

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

ok hear me out. the next jurassic park has muppets fighting dinosaurs. slam dunk. will make millions. I've already cast this guy

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

every slightly evil girl needs a gleefully evil cat to help with her missions and schemes

#caturday

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

if your english teacher said you should be a writer but now you just post online you may be entitled to financial compensation

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

me asking my inner child for the 20th time today what the hell it thinks it's doing

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

I just met a black and white cat named oreo speedwagon. you're welcome 🙂

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

just now realizing that if he hadn't taken a few extra seconds to say something witty he might've survived. this is also how I will die

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

me, at a tarot card reading: I fold

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

help I've fallen and I can't get off this planet

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

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ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

them: how's your day going?

me:

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

someone on another site said we have to stop calling them "robot dogs" we should be calling them "ground drones" and damn if that isn't 100% right

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

don't tell me to imagine dragons I'll imagine whatever I want. oh shit. it's dragons

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

when you're not only in frequent contact with your inner child but she's also a little bit of a demon

ElleGray, 11 months ago to random

You just know some executives fed "how do we end this writers strike" into chatgpt and I am REALLY curious what that answer was

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

not rare enough

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

orcas been busy

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

squirrels always out here looking like they're at a last-chance audition for a career-making role as an evangelical preacher

Different squirrel, this one slimmer with red instead of brown fur. Arms raised straight overhead this time, head thrown back, imploring squirrel-god to be merciful with the nut harvest this year

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

I don't live in a echo chamber. My place is full of soft blankets, rugs, plants. The acoustics are fantastic

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

if the new barbie movie doesn't have someone's sister coming over and cutting off half her hair I'm calling bs

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

I don't know why we only get batman and spiderman movies when there are like a hundred muppets and every single one of them has leading man/woman potential

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

always a bridesmaid never a vape-addicted PI with a tragic backstory and mysterious scars banished to a lonely hostile star-station where there's just been three murders

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

be ungovernable

ElleGray, 1 year ago to random

the summer I was 9 I snuck into my grandfather's study and read his entire ray bradbury collection. it...affected me