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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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am being informed that breakfast is late

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All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds

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horror writers, start your engines

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you look sad here's a picture of a boxer crab a very grumpy crustacean who with minimal provocation will grab two anemones and use them like fists to fight

photo by Bruce Shafer

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this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

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somebody get Shel Silverstein on the line

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Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

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goths in suburbia

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You're about to be sued by

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when the hair is good but the day is bad

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Discovering great things about Brazil today. If you have a dream your friends don't think will happen they'll laugh & dismiss it with "Areia demais procaminhãozinho de vcs" which, cruelly and hilariously means, "Too much sand for your little truck."

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Scottish power

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Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

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I'm begging us, as a society, to stop putting lavender in food

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so. in January I was in a bad car accident. fractured spine, ruptured discs, cracked pelvis, broken arm. last 4 months have been v hard. tonight though I'm going back to my adult dance class for the first time. I wasn't sure I'd ever even walk properly again so this is a moment for me. a good one

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no notes

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at this point the only way to cool earth off is to deflect some of the sunlight with something like enormous mirrors that's right our planet needs to become this solar system's first disco ball it's about time we gave something back to this glorious galaxy

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they should invent a rope I'm not at the end of

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being able to be funny while you're complaining is a very useful skill

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looks like dr bronner soap is branching out into dog treats

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these are late bc they required a child to send photos lol but my daughter was on an overnight ferry out in the Pacific ocean (near Haida Gwaii, BC) when the northern lights came.

The kids had one of the nights of their lives. I think these are great, so I'm putting them here

Green and purple waves of light over a still night ocean. Distant dark islands can be seen on the horizon

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At last, a worthy adversary

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Wow he's going to be tired but good for him

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Even the buses are quiet quitting

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