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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds

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Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

ElleGray,
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@ShinyBlueThing 😄 I love her

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am being informed that breakfast is late

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this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

ElleGray,
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@Oddly that's beautiful

ElleGray,
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@smolbean32 what a strange reply. You seem very unhappy. Your personality isn't helping things.

ElleGray,
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@gmoke WOW

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horror writers, start your engines

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you look sad here's a picture of a boxer crab a very grumpy crustacean who with minimal provocation will grab two anemones and use them like fists to fight

photo by Bruce Shafer

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I've never had a hero or a mentor but there's a huge raccoon on my street who's been stealing boots from backyards and then throwing them at people from high in her tree, and tbh she might be it

Zoom in at the base of the tree where there's a brown leather boot, a blue flip flop and an empty can of gingerale

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somebody get Shel Silverstein on the line

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I'm begging us, as a society, to stop putting lavender in food

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@katharsisdrill completely different thing. It's not added to the honey, it's the bees' food

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You're about to be sued by

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goths in suburbia

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sorry the destruction of google is ruining your life but I stopped learning new things three years ago and know nothing but peace

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when the hair is good but the day is bad

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Discovering great things about Brazil today. If you have a dream your friends don't think will happen they'll laugh & dismiss it with "Areia demais procaminhãozinho de vcs" which, cruelly and hilariously means, "Too much sand for your little truck."

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Great news, though! I've just been told this can be countered with, "Faco várias viagens" (I make several trips)

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Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

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Scottish power

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@Monsieur_Lepetit I think it was more "easy access" to the ones you had taped to your legs lol

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You'd think my sister would be used to me by now but NO. Now she 's requiring CW labels on my texts

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