ElleGray

ElleGray, 2 months ago to random

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

ElleGray, 10 months ago to random

Inigo Montoya has joined the picket line 😊

ElleGray, 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago) to random

Exactly this.

ElleGray, 9 months ago to random

dear god please let trump try to escape prosecution by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine

ElleGray, 9 months ago to random

ok but does this come in human sizes

ElleGray, 1 month ago to random

in my mind every one of these cows is a muppet. and they sing

ElleGray, 1 month ago to random

your identity in a capitalist society

ElleGray, 4 months ago to random

Crocodiles use many forms of camouflage for instance these "jazz hands" are used to lure musical theatre people to their doom

ElleGray, 3 months ago to random

I could capture 80% of mastodon with this trap

ElleGray, 7 months ago to random

but what a night it must have been

ElleGray, 10 months ago to random

twitter is rebranding as X and my only response to that is Y

ElleGray, 10 months ago to random

David Tennant wearing a "leave trans kids alone you absolute freaks" t-shirt to the Good Omens 2 premiere. Love this show. Love these guys

*Season 2 coming to Prime July 28th 😇👿🖤🤍

ElleGray, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

David Tennant with his trans tardis pin. That is all. ❤️

ElleGray, 9 months ago to random

identifying WAY too closely with this piece of string 😄😢

ElleGray, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random

Dear people who clap when the plane lands,

We owe you an apology.

ElleGray, 4 months ago to random

just kermit over here teaching me about persistence

ElleGray, 4 months ago to random

Snowy Owl fully prepared for her close up on this Montreal traffic cam ♥️🤗

ElleGray, 5 months ago to random

my sister: why do you delete so many posts

me: sometimes you don't know something's really stupid until you send it out into the world

my mother: staring at me just a beat too long

ElleGray, 3 months ago to random

please enjoy this tree singing showtunes

ElleGray, 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago) to random

me: screaming into the abyss

the abyss: who gave you this number

ElleGray, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

I'll know we're winning when everyone has stopped saying "AI tech is inevitable," like it's an angry God we're powerless to stop, and starts making fun of it. It deserves no diffidence, no respect, no fear. This is the way

ElleGray, 10 months ago to random

Fox Mulder has joined the picket line. And he Believes

ElleGray, 9 months ago to random

biblically accurate cat

ElleGray, 2 months ago to random

if you're going to name your company boeing the planes should at least bounce when they crash

ElleGray, 10 months ago to random

whenever my boss says "think of the big picture" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth and nothing he says seems important or even relevant so this tactic has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying