ElleGray

ElleGray, 2 hours ago to random

am being informed that breakfast is late

#caturday

ElleGray, 18 hours ago to random

All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds

ElleGray, 1 day ago (edited 16 hours ago) to random

you look sad here's a picture of a boxer crab a very grumpy crustacean who with minimal provocation will grab two anemones and use them like fists to fight

photo by Bruce Shafer

ElleGray, 2 days ago to random

horror writers, start your engines

ElleGray, 3 days ago to random

this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

ElleGray, 3 days ago to random

somebody get Shel Silverstein on the line

ElleGray, 4 days ago to random

sorry the destruction of google is ruining your life but I stopped learning new things three years ago and know nothing but peace

ElleGray, 4 days ago (edited 20 hours ago) to random

goths in suburbia

ElleGray, 4 days ago to random

You're about to be sued by

ElleGray, 4 days ago to random

when the hair is good but the day is bad

ElleGray, 4 days ago to random

Tom Hank's son Chet explaining the Drake beef is funny and surprisingly helpful lol

pretty much the sonic equivalent of when you took me to your high school in Oakland and we walked in on the basketball game and everybody started going nuts. Like if you heard it you would just automatically know how to Crip walk with a stank face while clutching an Oscar in each hand with Marshawn Lynch, then dap him up and tell him “Town Bidness" which solidified the win not only for Kendrick but the entire West Coast Tom: Holy cow! These are fighting words. People taking sides?? Who's winning?? Chet: Did you not just read what | said

ElleGray, 5 days ago to random

Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

ElleGray, 5 days ago to random

Discovering great things about Brazil today. If you have a dream your friends don't think will happen they'll laugh & dismiss it with "Areia demais procaminhãozinho de vcs" which, cruelly and hilariously means, "Too much sand for your little truck."

ElleGray, 6 days ago to random

You'd think my sister would be used to me by now but NO. Now she 's requiring CW labels on my texts

ElleGray, 6 days ago to random

Scottish power

ElleGray, 6 days ago to random

I'm begging us, as a society, to stop putting lavender in food

ElleGray, 6 days ago to random

Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today