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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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Alice, to random
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I felt I was a little overdue for my bratty check-in on Bluesky.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Oh shit, Homeslice is our missionary. Shit is gonna get weirder.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I think we can now stop saying “google it” when looking for info. No one will find it there.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

I've reverted back to telling people to read a goddamned book.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

I can't just be snarky, can I?

Jorsh, to random
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Don't shit where you eat, but definitely perform your oral hygiene in the same room.

Alice, to random
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Thinking about renting a Cybertruck for a day, buying the rental insurance, and then spending the entire day driving in a loop through a car wash.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I'd kick in $20 for a Supreme Deluxe. /j

Alice, to random
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Who here remembers pizza?

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I fondly remember.

To eat pizza every Friday.

RickiTarr, to random
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You can also spank your wife with a SPURTLE!

https://youtu.be/dZTtVl7PZBY?si=ZHAXVN338wpzTMaM

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

I'm not watching this video out of fear of ending up on some list somewhere.

Alice, to random
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    Jorsh,
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    @Alice As someone who went through the DTs, I can't imagine who in the hell would name their drink after it.

    Jorsh, to 420
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    :ms_weed:

    Jorsh, to random
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    Raise your hand if you're listening to Dopesmoker right now.

    Jorsh,
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    Put down the bong first. God knows your couch reeks already, man.

    StefanThinks, to random
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    Happy April 20, or 420, a day celebrated among many stoners and potheads by doing exactly what they do every other day.

    Jorsh,
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    @StefanThinks

    Hell yeah we do! cough

    GrimmReality, to random
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    People from Buffalo call themselves Buffalonians. Many of you probably know this but if you did not, I hope you take as much irrational joy in saying "Buffalonians" as I do. That is my well-wish for you on this evening.

    Jorsh,
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    @GrimmReality

    "Ancient colunms, you see. Ionic. Doric. Buffalonian."

    Jorsh, to random
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    The South better start paying Margaret Atwood some royalties.

    Alice, to random
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    I’m not interested in space travel unless it involves Cosmic Brownies.

    Jorsh,
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    @Alice

    Don't make Space Ghost cry.

    Alice, to random
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    Jorsh,
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    @Alice

    If he reaches out again, send him the hotdog picture.

    Jorsh, to random
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    I hope this email finds you covered in bees.

    Jorsh, to HeavyMetal
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    Melvins - Tarantula Heart 🇺🇸

    Jorsh, to random
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    Pisscapades

    Jorsh, to random
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    "Egrets. I had a few."

    • Frank Sinatra reminiscing about his coastal bird sanctuary
    fkamiah17, to ukteachers
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    So the president of Columbia University is being questioned by Congress today about pro-Palestine protests and "antisemitism on campus". This is the calibre of questions she's being asked 🙄

    Jorsh,
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    @fkamiah17

    Keep your invisible boogeyman out of this. Weirdos.

    dgar, to random
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    Praying mantises don’t all follow the same religion.

    They’re in sects.

    Jorsh,
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    @dgar

    Goddammit Dgar.

    Jorsh, to random
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    No dandelions here. We have foppycougars.

    Alice, (edited ) to random
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    Give my compliments to the chef and tell them I think they're hot.

    Jorsh,
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    @Alice

    Chef: sweating I KNOW.

    Alice, to random
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    I don’t want to brag, but I am great at everything.

    Jorsh,
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    @Alice You're great at bragging.

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