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Phoebe_C

@Phoebe_C@mastodon.social

Here for memes, jokes, animals, news, some art, nature, and history.

Wish I were eating garlic bread right now.

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RickiTarr, to random
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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

Phoebe_C,
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@RickiTarr I’m not a lawyer but I’ll represent him for free!

StillIRise1963, to random
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I want to see MORE ANTI-TRUST suits. MORE. MORE. MORE.

Phoebe_C,
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@StillIRise1963 nothing should be too big to fail or singularly dictate prices and wages. AWS scares me!

Phoebe_C, to random
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Instead of dealing with daylight savings by springing forward once a year, let’s simplify it by spreading that out across the 34 weeks of daylight savings by moving your clock forward .567 hours once a week or .081 hours per day from March to November.

StillIRise1963, to random
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The Seven Deadly Sins are not supposed to be aspirational.

Phoebe_C,
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@StillIRise1963 I’d like to get into gluttony.

the_etrain, to random
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Revamping my vocabulary. Instead of:

"goodbye" -> "stay hydrated!"

Alright, it's been fun! Stay hydrated everyone! Tell Uncle Roy I said "stay hydrated" when he wakes up from his nap!

Phoebe_C,
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@the_etrain stay hydrated so they can’t deplete your precious bodily fluids

Phoebe_C, to random
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I’m so cheap even the song stuck in my head is public domain

StillIRise1963, to random
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Roe v. Wade just turned 51. So, until I was 9, I had no bodily autonomy. From the age of 9 to 59, I did. Now, at 60, I'm back at square one. No rights.

Phoebe_C,
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@StillIRise1963 it breaks my heart that young girls have fewer rights than I grew up having.

Phoebe_C, to random
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Going forward cramps will be referred to as having a spicy uterus. We are not taking questions at this time.

Phoebe_C, to australia
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Australia is nice, different, unusual

Alice, to random
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Every room is a panic room when you have anxiety like mine.

Phoebe_C,
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@Alice Bonus points if you can panic outside of rooms and even when not at a disco!

Rasta, to Black_cats
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I think she's dying... 😢 And I'm crying. She hasn't stood up today, she smelled , and had her shower laying down.

She's nearly 18, once a tiny feral rescue, she always considered me her dad. Her eyes usually look in mine , and she winks

Her eyes never opened until now.

I've been rocking her in my arms wrapped up in a towel.

She moved once, then drifted away.. very listless.

If she doesn't pass without pain, I will have to consider putting her to sleep anyway.

Phoebe_C,
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@Rasta I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I hope recovery and/or peace are possible. Sending positive vibes.

SirTapTap, to random
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Windows: I updated :)

Me: I noticed. That happens a lot

Windows: I installed a new app too :)

Me: what? Weird. Why??

Windows: would you like to open it? :)))

Me: absolutely not

Phoebe_C,
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@SirTapTap wish they’d ask if we want an app or certain features turned on instead of just turning them on when they’re installed or updated.

victor, to random

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    Phoebe_C,
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    @victor oh yes, justice is blind.

    Phoebe_C,
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    @victor but wouldn’t it be great if justice were a cat with vr goggles? That’s a world I want to live in (just foolin here not trying to be a troll or anything)

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    I hate to be the one to spill the beans…

    Phoebe_C,
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    @Mrfunkedude seems oddly familiar

    GottaLaff, to journalism
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    Over at the hellsite, @emptywheel is relentless in demanding that the news do its job instead of being ’s stenographer. I wish they’d listen.

    Here’s a small sample:

    “Imagine if the headlines today read: "BREAKING: In addition to the 91 felony counts and the finding he's a rapist, the GOP frontrunner is a fraud!"

    Phoebe_C,
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    @GottaLaff @emptywheel this is a huge reason he was elected last time and I shouldn’t be surprised no one learned anything (or they are just greedy)

    cosmicallyf, to random

    I feel like microwaving liquid nitrogen would cause an explosion.

    Phoebe_C,
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    @cosmicallyf pretty sure this is the hadron collider.

    beatnikprof, to random
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    So this is what the pit of despair looks like.

    Phoebe_C,
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    @beatnikprof we just redecorated, added a rug that really ties the room together.

    JonBaker, to random
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    Y’all ever get so overwhelmed you break through some kind of stress barrier and get all zen about it?

    Phoebe_C,
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    @JonBaker yes, but the minute I breathe or slow down it all comes crashing down.

    Phoebe_C, to random
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    Bought some forks online. Honestly, this review sold me on it

    maxleibman, to random
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    I just put in a time off request for the last week of the year. In the "reason" field, I simply wrote, "Because I will have had quite enough of 2023 by this point."

    Phoebe_C,
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    @maxleibman exactly! It’s not my employer’s business what I’m doing when I’m not there. I’ve always put “vacation” or “time off.”

    GottaLaff, to Texas
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    🤬 “ Supreme Court Allows Medical Ban to Begin

    The state’s highest court declined to stop a new law banning transition care for transgender minors from taking effect as legal challenges proceed.”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/01/us/texas-transgender-law.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

    Phoebe_C,
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    @GottaLaff my heart breaks for these kids and those receiving the message this decision is sending.

    The party of “small government” is so heavily involved in the most personal aspects of the lives of those they govern.

    Phoebe_C,
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    @GottaLaff very true

    AimeeMaroux, to antiquidons
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    It's the Day of Hermes aka Mercurius Day aka ! 🐏

    This little bronze statuette depicts the , the Roman God of Trade and messenger of the gods. He is associated with the Greek god and the Etruscan god ,

    🏛️ 1st century CE bronze statuette of the Roman God Mercurius, Southern Italy

    @mythology @antiquidons @histodons

    Phoebe_C,
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    @AimeeMaroux @mythology @antiquidons @histodons I thought Joe was the god of trade?

    Chrishallbeck, to random
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    Is that the holiday spirit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Phoebe_C,
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    @Chrishallbeck everything reminds me of him

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