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RickiTarr, to random
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I think it would be really funny if the porn actress talked liked Foghorn Leghorn.

RickiTarr,
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@pikesley @toxy Is this like how Benedict Cumberbatch can't say Penguins

Kierkegaanks,
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@toxy @RickiTarr the pair seeks to obliterate their awareness of how everything is dying for a moment and engage in a curious game to negotiate the ceremony

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

courtcan,
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@4d3fect @RickiTarr

"Could they be the miners?"

-"Sure, they're like, three years old."

"...Miners, not minors!"

"You lost me."

sezduck,
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RickiTarr, to random
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Avatar really did rip off Dune, and don't get me started on Star Wars.

thepoliticalcat,
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@wigbert @RickiTarr Yes, his idea of identifying the differing parties by colored banners was brilliant in those huge battle scenes. And Tatsuya Nakadai was brilliant as the aged king!

blabberlicious,
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@RickiTarr
Akira Kurosawa wants his films back.

RickiTarr, to random
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If the gods exist, it's mighty presumptuous to think they have our best interests at heart, or even think about us at all.

VirginiaMurr,
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@RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque @ccdudley85

Nice! Unsurprisingly, you were a smart and thoughtful kid.

It reminds me of the time that my (now adult) nine year old asked why god killed all of the babies in the flood .... (proud mommy moment for me).

RickiTarr,
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@VirginiaMurr @ParadeGrotesque @ccdudley85 Honestly, I wasn't even doubting God's existence or anything, I just had questions, but those questions usually end up in Well, you just have to have faith and we don't get to understand everything.

RickiTarr, to random
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Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

TheBreadmonkey,
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@grumpasaurus @Kierkegaanks @farah @RickiTarr

Scott Adkins is a weird one. I'd sort of dismissed him as being some Z-list action wannabe, but then I watched some of his films - memorably the one where he goes to prison and becomes the hardest man in the world. I then checked out some other stuff and can see he's like the hardest-working actor in Hollywood, so was really thrilled to see his turn in Wick 4 and thought he stole the film. I wish him nothing but good things.

HunkThunderzone,
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@RickiTarr
Yeah, and these weren't strangers mind you. These were relatives who we know don't have any challenges and have made it clear that they think "not liking working" is in itself a valid reason, just like "not liking water" is a valid reason to drink only Pepsi all day every day. They seem to be quite capable of doing work type tasks with gusto when they want to plan a party or spend someone else's money.

RickiTarr, to random
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RickiTarr,
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@elverkonge That's what the article is about

elverkonge,
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@RickiTarr I know, I read it. I just think it's funny when people say that.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'd like to think our genetics don't define us, and then I'll meet a herding dog, and start thinking, "Well, maybe..."

Shanmonster,
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@RickiTarr I grew up with a collie who had powerful herding instincts. It drove him to distraction that my sister and I liked to play away from one another at opposite ends of the yard.

He always loved it when I told him to go get the chickens. He’d round them up and bring them to me. He got pretty mad at me the first time I took him to the beach. There was a flock of seagulls out on a sandbar. I told him to go get the chickens and he ran down to round them up for me. He was unimpressed when they all flew away. He never fell for that trick again.

EVDHmn,
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@GreenRoc @RickiTarr You are accurate. it’s true @LeeDugatkin
His book tells you all about how it was done https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/chicago/H/bo25568406.html

RickiTarr, to random
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You know the word queue is French, because they literally could have just spelled it "q", but there's four silent nonsense vowels at the end of it instead.

Liliki,
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@RickiTarr yes it means tail but it also means "in line"
"À la queue" means in line. (The key factor here is added "à" which implies direction)
There are tons of words, pronounciations and expressions in French that make no sense at all, and if you ask the French, we're likely to say "because that's the way it is" 😂

triptych,
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@RickiTarr queueueueueueueueueueueue

RickiTarr, to random
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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

Penguinflight,
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@RickiTarr The most ridiculous thing about police procedural shows is the cops catch criminals, instead of work for them.

RickiTarr,
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@Penguinflight Cop shows are fantasies of a fair society

RickiTarr, to random
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Today I saw a Conservative Boomer post:

The difference between my generation and your generation is we only threw a fit in public once.

The Devil is a liar.

tayfonay,
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@RickiTarr I think they’re referring to their parents beating them after the first public tantrum so they’re “tough”

RickiTarr,
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@tayfonay I know, it didn't work, because it's abuse

RickiTarr, to random
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One of the crazy things about M&M lore is that Cannibalism is not only acceptable, but encouraged.

mxyzptlk,
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@RickiTarr If my body were made of candy, I assume oral sex would be a once in a lifetime experience.

amiserabilist,
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RickiTarr, to random
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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

Kierkegaanks,
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@RickiTarr the colonel calls them ka-ching

BackFromTheDud,
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@RickiTarr Chuck Dickens, the Victorian author and Martial Arts Action Hero?

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

CoachMark,
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@RickiTarr Fly to Ireland and drive the Wild Atlantic Way. We'd stop often and take our time driving from North to South and just soak everything in thoroughly.

skinnylatte,
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@RickiTarr I’ve already done it. I drove 2000 miles around south India in an auto rickshaw in 2009.

https://www.tumblr.com/rickrollshaw/tagged/photo

RickiTarr, to random
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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

Adventurer,
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@RickiTarr
Don't think the yellow (chair?) is supposed to be leaking particles.

RolloTreadway,
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@RickiTarr Theft!

Kitty is A THIEF!

Kitty has STOLEN

all our hearts

RickiTarr, to random
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NormanDunbar,
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@RickiTarr On the subject of cheese, have you read about an explosion in a French cheese factory? Apparently, de brie went everywhere!

SNerd,
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@RickiTarr
Um, I believe that’s a dog city girl 🙄

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