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SNerd

@SNerd@lor.sh

Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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SNerd, to HashtagGames
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We didn’t have “earbuds” so we carried a portable stereo system on one shoulder


SNerd, to HashtagGames
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Before Madden Football kids used small plastic men on a field of vibrating metal


SNerd, to random
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This is B.S. I wore my glasses and I could barely even see the TV!

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I tried “work hard, play hard” but they told me it was inappropriate, grounds for termination, and something any grown man should be able to control.

SNerd,
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@rephlex00
After 4 hours you’re supposed to call the doctor

SNerd, to random
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The Statue of Liberty hit by lightning, a total eclipse on Monday, and now a 4.7 earthquake in NJ. 🤔

SNerd, to random
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Airline baggage fees are getting to the point where we just fly without any baggage and then buy what we need at our destination and leave it all there when we return

https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/jetblue-is-increasing-bag-fees-based-on-peak-flight-days/472064

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I’m only 5'6". Can I get a boost?

SNerd,
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@Alice
You’ll need 2 boosts one for each shoe, otherwise you’ll develop lower back problems

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Desperate Tries To Fix Plunging Stock Price With Sharpie

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/desperate-trump-tries-to-fix-plunging?publication_id=2337656&post_id=143169889&isFreemail=true&r=28wve6&triedRedirect=true

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BREAKING - Former President Donald announced there will be a cover charge at Dulles International Airport when it’s renamed after him

ClintBarton, to worldnews
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Trump's Truth Social 📉 loses $4 billion in value in just one week, revealing wider loss! 😱 #TrumpMedia #StockMarket #BusinessNews

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-truth-social-djt-stock-down-losses-revenue-going-concern/

Trump's media company is now trading below its opening stock price. 🔻 The company on Monday disclosed mounting losses. 💸 #BusinessFail

SNerd,
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@ClintBarton
This is typical of a new IPO stock, just saying

SNerd, to random
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Bird flew? 🤷‍♂️ I see birds flying all the time.

SNerd, to random
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BREAKING - Criminal on trial complains about crime rate.

SNerd, to random
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trying to hire Ronna McDaniel show how out of touch the executives and the are with regular Americans. The majority of people consider her too radical but she wasn't radical enough for the

Binder, to random
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Less quiet quitting

More riot quitting

SNerd,
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@Binder
How about quiet rioting 😁

SNerd, to meta
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Remember has the resources to buy a VPN to spy on users, but doesn’t have the resources to protect children.

Skepticat, to random
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I hate that the song stuck in my head is about a diabetes medication.

SNerd,
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@Skepticat
Do you also feel the urge to dance to diabetes medication?

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SNerd, to Dogs
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I'm pretty sure there's an escaped convict in my back yard, at least my dogs think so. It's either that or a bird.

SNerd, to random
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It's heartwarming to see our courts giving a poor guy a break.

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There are no consequences for the rich in this fucking country.

SNerd,
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@flexghost
Last night I was thinking they’d reduce it. Also, you can bet if they try to take his properties, the courts will prevent it.

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Alice, (edited ) to random
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Stone Kohl's Steve Austin

SNerd,
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@Alice
Kohl slaw

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This chart is really interesting to me, because it's something I've been thinking about lately. People of all ages have different kinds of intelligence, and perspectives to offer no matter the age.

SNerd,
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@RickiTarr
I forgot what this toot was about

ianRobinson, to music
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Have a listen to this. The music is played by the two musicians in Turbulent Confusion.

The vocalist, Sonia, is AI generated. I had to look it up to see as I suspected given no women vocalist was listed in any song credits.

Songwhip: https://songwhip.com/turbulentconfusion/the-pain-of-loss

More details: https://turbulentconfusion.com/about

SNerd,
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@ianRobinson
I wonder who AI stole that voice from

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Chicken, meet roost.

SNerd,
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@golgaloth
You can’t just throw money at problems, some politicians love to say. 🤷

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