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SNerd

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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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SNerd,
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@mozz
The Republican election fixing conspiracy theorist was right!

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  • SNerd,
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    @Rasta
    Thats an abomination! Ive never seen anything like it

    SNerd, to random
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    Why can’t use the political party he owns as collateral?

    flexghost, to random
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    Thoughts and prayers

    🇺🇸

    SNerd,
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    @flexghost
    Wow, the RNC must really be short on cash

    SNerd, to HashtagGames
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    Earthworms on a plane


    SNerd, to random
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    He’d love to lead the bloodbath but his bone spurs are acting up

    RickiTarr, to random
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    I learned two things today:

    1. Vegetable is a culinary term, and doesn't exist botanically.

    2. Some people say Vegetables are poison for humans, despite an avalanche of evidence to the contrary.

    SNerd,
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    @RickiTarr
    The “vegetables are poison” story was invented by Big Meat

    emmreef, to random
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    Nobody's going to believe him if he says the Sandy Hook thing is a lie.

    SNerd,
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    @emmreef
    No mention of misleading his teammates and staff 🤔

    emmreef, to nfl
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    If the Jets try to trade Rodgers...is there any other team other than maybe the Carolina Panthers that would take him?

    @nfl

    SNerd,
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    @emmreef @nfl
    I’d think maybe Washington since he’s going in DC anyway 😂

    Skepticat, to random
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    We've never banned Trump from running for president, but...

    LET'S BAN TIK TOK.

    Sure. Why not?

    #Priorities

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    @Skepticat
    Did you notice it's every election year (2020, 2022, 2024)🤔

    Binder, (edited ) to random
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    They’re Moving Fast because the Things which they’re Breaking are called laws.

    SNerd,
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    @Binder
    🥇post of the day right there

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    is the real threat to national security, not the dark money in

    SNerd, to random
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    Reposted for the Oscars

    SNerd, to random
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    BREAKING - Monster Energy Drink signs Joe as new spokesperson

    rodhilton, to random
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    I just love that the GOP Response to the SOTU just had to clear the bar of "act like a normal person" and they couldn't find a single person in the party who could do it.

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    @SteveThompson @Ralph058 @FrankFrank @rodhilton
    This only proves that he’ll say whatever he thinks people want to hear, not that he wanted to speak the truth

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    As we prepare for Daylight Savings Time, I wonder what world will await us upon awakening tomorrow after having been catapulted forward in time.

    Will there be flying cars? I bet there will be flying cars.

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    @MissingThePt
    OK, I’m not going to turn my clock ahead, and when the market opens on Monday you send me a list of the biggest gainers, I’ll buy those stocks and we’ll split the profits 👍

    RickiTarr, to random
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    My guess as to why there are so many mentally ill people in Gotham:

    The Joker and Harley Quinn fall into a giant open vat of chemicals in a factory that make them "crazy". So, I'm assuming working by the fumes of said open vat of chemicals for a long period of time would have a similar effect. All of Gotham problems have to do with poverty and infrastructure as usual.

    SNerd,
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    @RickiTarr
    This is what happens when we allow corporations to regulate themselves!

    SNerd, to Humor
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    BREAKING - Boeing blames failures on using faulty alien technology from crashed UFOs

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    Michael Whatley and Lara Trump are the new leaders of the RNC

    Checking the finances now…

    SNerd,
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    @flexghost
    They’re “draining the swamp” directly into the RNC 👍 🍿

    SNerd, to memes
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    The State of the Union Address summed up

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    All I need to know about SOTU.

    Democrat Billionaires Media Moguls: Good

    Republican Billionaire Media Moguls: Bad.

    Me: Subpoena the pharmacists records.

    *Look, I'm an equal opportunity observer. They're both on amphetamines.

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    @LeftistLawyer
    Joe had 2 Monster Energy Drinks before

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    Trump leading in the polls is a joke, as if he got more popular since he left office 🙄

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    SNerd, to random
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    BREAKING - The New York Times declares Donald Trump the winner of the 2024 Presidential Election

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