angelozanola

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maxkennerly, to random
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I totally want to move my financial life over to the website that promotes Nazis and where every single post of mine gets instant auto-spam replies. https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024

angelozanola,

@maxkennerly Look, now that its X, the platform can let you buy anything! Milkshakes, ducks, you name it!

angelozanola,

@maxkennerly Look, at least unlike SBF he will not illegally use customer funds for future risky investments. He will be illegally using customer funds to pay the crippling interest on a previous risky investment.

taylorlorenz, to random
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He is absolutely so angry about his Wikipedia page

angelozanola,

@taylorlorenz Last week I had a nightmare he managed to buy Wikipedia.

jimcarroll, to random
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Snoop Dogg for Speaker.

angelozanola,

@jimcarroll I cannot tell if this is a white smoke/new pope joke or not.

mattblaze, to random
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Surely someone in the House is awful enough to get elected Speaker.

angelozanola,

@mattblaze Whoa, it doesn’t have to be a representative, so it should be “Surely someone [ ] is awful enough to get elected Speaker.”

pluralistic, to milan

To access wifi:

  1. Set time machine to 2001

  2. Install Internet Explorer

  3. There is no step three

angelozanola,

@pluralistic The Internet Explorer left Milan 22 years ago and has returned bearing internet silks and internet spices.

marcelias, to random
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  • angelozanola,

    @marcelias “George Santos Convicted in Federal Court: Why Did the Democrats Let this Happen?”

    pluralistic, to random

    This is the Facebook playbook: you lure in publishers by promising them a traffic funnel ("post excerpts and links and we'll show them to people, including people who never asked to see them"), and then the rug-pull: "Post everything here, don't link to your own site. Become a commodity supplier to our platform. Abandon all your own ways of making money. Become entirely subject to the whims of our recommendation system."

    1/

    angelozanola,

    @pluralistic Someone should come with a nice catchy name for this kind of business practice.

    georgetakei, to random

    It’s finally clear as day. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has announced he will run as an independent for president. He’s backed by GOP funders, and his goal is to peel away Democratic voters from Biden. Don’t be fooled by shiny third party traps. To stop Trump, we need to unite behind Biden. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump.

    angelozanola,

    @georgetakei I’m worried he will peel votes away from Kanye 2024…

    emptywheel, to random
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    angelozanola,

    @emptywheel ‘Square footage subjective’ is an all-timer.

    georgetakei, to random

    Secretary Pete Buttigieg: “What I can tell you is that climate change is real. We got to do something about it.”

    Republican Congressmember: “This one is called autumn.”

    Buttigieg: “I'm sorry, I didn't make out what you said…”

    GOP Congressman: “This climate change right now is called autumn.”

    🤯

    angelozanola,

    @georgetakei Wait until the congressman hears about the Southern Hemisphere. It’s spring there so climate change automatically cancels out!

    MattBinder, to random
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    we are witnessing whole new levels of desperation

    angelozanola,

    @MattBinder Guiding Brand to brand with no guidelines.

    MattBinder, to random
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    a legendary ratio in the making here

    angelozanola,

    @MattBinder X Xs O, fails to win tic-tac-toe.

    angelozanola,
    emptywheel, to random
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    Not Breaking News and Stop Lying to Your Followers It is: David Weiss Indicts Hunter Biden

    https://www.emptywheel.net/2023/09/14/david-weiss-indicts-hunter-biden/

    angelozanola,

    @emptywheel Republican’s finally celebrate gun control.

    marklemley, to random
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    You know your company is collapsing when you threaten to sue the Anti-Defamation League for destroying half of the value of your company by pointing out the racist posts on your site

    angelozanola,

    @marklemley Why do all these racists keep loving my site?

    MattBinder, to random
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    uh what exactly is he proposing this poll for?

    whether he should ban an account because certain people don't like them?

    sounds like that classic free speech to me, baby!

    angelozanola,

    @MattBinder “Your labels have lost your power and how dare you call me bigoted!”

    taylorlorenz, to random
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    Right wing weirdos on here keep spamming my mentions about a time I ordered a $22 meal on Uber Eats that included avocado toast.

    The toast itself was $14.50 but with tax, tip, and delivery fee the total came out to $22. The toast came with an egg and a salad. All around a good deal imo!!

    But here we are 5 years later and these right wingers act like it’s some absurd luxury that I ordered a meal on Uber Eats once https://marsey.moe/objects/50646084-9687-41d5-b908-09a7c34d8c0c

    angelozanola,

    @taylorlorenz Self-described ubermensch hate your Uber munch.

    marcelias, to random
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  • angelozanola,

    @marcelias So they are doing a good job embodying him?

    Popehat, to random

    Everyone is making fun but MTG is just using RICO the way 75% of y’all motherfuckers do to mean “BAD!!!1!”

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mtg-georgia-prosecutor-guilty-rico-not-trump-1234809319/

    angelozanola,

    @Popehat All Hands on the Bad!!!1! is my favorite Sleater-Kinney album.

    Popehat, to random

    I just want to point out that my rule “It’s not RICO” refers to the federal RICO statute and is not intended to refer to any state statutes and offer may not be good in Georgia

    angelozanola,

    @Popehat GRICO shot first.

    Strandjunker, to random
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    BREAKING: Hunter Biden made $640 million while “working” in daddy’s administration, and received $2 billion from the people behind 9/11.

    Now that I got Republicans’ attention. That was actually Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

    angelozanola,

    @Strandjunker Hey, during the Trump years foreign companies and governments were never directing money to the President through his children!

    Popehat, to random

    If this result is shocking, or you think Judge Chutkan is doing something outrageous, or it shows bias for Trump, or that it’s obviously wrong, you are not being a critical consumer of legal news, and should reconsider your diet of grifters.

    angelozanola,

    @Popehat Well if anything she angered the Trump side by doing it so quickly.

    Popehat, to random

    Death of Craig Robertson leaves questions about Trump’s other choices for Attorney General in second term

    angelozanola,

    @Popehat Cannot believe the feds violated his 2nd Amendment right to murder a president and his 1st Amendment right to tell everyone exactly how he would do it.

    Popehat, to random

    HUNTER BIDEN STOLE OHIO

    angelozanola,

    @Popehat Ohio voters suppressing free speech I see.

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