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awoodsnet

@awoodsnet@phpc.social

First of his name, coder of #PHP applications šŸ˜ , guitar player šŸŽø , rocker of karaoke šŸŽ¤, loves an irish accent ā˜˜ļø
Fan of #StarTrek #Marvel and #Yankees

#vim #bash #guitar #php #drupal #symfony

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awoodsnet, to webdev
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Typically when I need to create a test image for development, Iā€™ve been using dummyimage.com but theyā€™ve started doing something that drives me nuts! Iā€™ll use their file type dropdown to create the image as a jpg. But when they file size reaches a certain threshold, it gets converted to a WebP. WTF?! Why?! Itā€™s not even an option in their file type dropdown! Donā€™t override what Iā€™m requesting. Whatā€™s your favorite test image site?

awoodsnet, to keyboard
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finally got to start practicing with my Moonlander. Designing your ideal layout is one thing. But as soon as you start training with real content, thatā€™s when you find the holes in yiur design.

The columnar layout makes my muscle memory feel wrong.

Also, I feel somewhat limited by number of physical keys on the Moonlander. I canā€™t imagine how people get by with the Voyager.

Buy Iā€™m enjoying the challenge of learning

awoodsnet, to php
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you know, itā€™s funny. For all the web pages that get created in PHP, a language with native templatng, we havenā€™t really created good strategies for making it easy to work with markup.

Whereā€™s the discussion of strategies of creating blocks of HTML/XML? of wrapping heredocs / nowdocs in typehinted functions? of making that markup accessible?

awoodsnet, to Software
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schadenfreude: ā€œPleasure derived from the misfortune of othersā€.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/schadenfreude

I was wondering if thereā€™s a specific word for schadenfreude for code.

ā€œPleasure derived from reading other peopleā€™s bad codeā€

Iā€™m not a german speaker. In English, there isnā€™t a single word that captures this. I think the phrase ā€œcode shadeā€ gets pretty close. Shade in the cool kids vernacular meaning ā€œa casual or disrepectul manner toward somethingā€

awoodsnet, to climate
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As more and more people surrender their cars, how can we repurpose them thoughtfully? In particular, how can we implement a car architecture ā€”ā€œcarchitectureā€ ā€” to re-use a carā€™s various components into the urban landscape?




awoodsnet, to php
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Well thatā€™s a bummer. None of my Longhorn PHP submissions were accepted. I did submit them in a hurry, in order to make the deadline. So, it probably wasnā€™t my best writing. But i was still hoping to be able to speak at Longhorn. Just means i have some improvements to make

awoodsnet, to linux
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one thing i donā€™t like about the Linux UI are the fonts. The default fonts donā€™t look as nice as MacOS. Linux fonts have an ā€œunfinishedā€ look about them - like someone said ā€œpublish them for now. weā€™ll fix the fonts on the next releaseā€

awoodsnet, to webdev
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Make your website BLAZINGLY FAST, using this simple 3-step process!

  1. Disable code minification

  2. Remove JS code until your total JS code download is under 500 KB

  3. Enable code minification

Good software engineering comes from making choices

awoodsnet, to random
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Moonlander tip: my hands are on the smaller side, so i needed to angle the thumb cluster up.

Intead of using the supplied hex key, I got a couple pieces of paper towel, fold them a few times, and place them under the thumb clusters.

awoodsnet, to Software
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We are the hero of our own story. We imagine that we can change the world.

When we create things, we imagine the good we can do. However, before you go too far down the road of making something, ask yourself: What if your enemies had this, and could wield it against you? would you still want it in the world?

Before you release your project, consider the consequences. How can it go wrong? How wrong can it go?




awoodsnet, to movies
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i was just listening to ā€œNever Stopā€ by FM-84, and I thought: This song would fit right in to the John Cusack classic film ā€œBetter Off Deadā€.

Then i thought: How cool would it be if we could take 80ā€™s films and replace their soundtracks with songs from FM-84, as well as songs by The Midnight, The Strike, and Gunship. ?

Way cool! It would be totally bitchin!

https://pandora.app.link/KB60a4OaLJb

#movies #80s #music #soundtrack

awoodsnet, to random
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Did anybody else read this and think ā€œwait, people stiil use Eclipse?ā€ then get to the part that ā€œAs Europeā€™s largest open source foundation, which also supports a robust open specification process, the Eclipse Foundation is a natural home for this effort.ā€ , and think ā€œwhoa, seriously?!ā€ šŸ˜Š

https://newsletter.mobileatom.net/joining-forces-for-open-source-cybersecurity/

awoodsnet, to Podcast
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we need a podcast where the weekly PHP news is read. Laravel News is Laravel-specific and a little too wordy. Something between the styles of ā€œThis Week in Linuxā€ and ā€œPodnews Dailyā€.

awoodsnet, to StarTrek
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Show idea ā€” Star Trek: Collective. Itā€™s an origin story ā€¦ of the Borg! It starts in a world a little more advanced than our own - by a hundred years or so. They have space travel . This would probably be 500-700 years before TNG.. It starts with a robot workforce. And bringing an AI online to manage it for asteroid mining . Thereā€™s some parallels to Caprica, but itā€™s all StarTrek

awoodsnet, to random
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ā€œLife is like a box of chocolates ā€” you never know what youā€™re gonna getā€

That famous quote is from the movie ā€œForest Gumpā€. And itā€™s wrong.

I donā€™t know what kind of sketchy shop they went to buy their chocolate. You always have some idea. Iā€™d would to go to Seeā€™s Candy and buy a box of Soft Centers (this tells you there wonā€™t be any nuts). Over the years, (Soft Centers were a family favorite), I bought enough of them to know by looking at them what each piece was. You always have some idea.

awoodsnet, to random
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sometimes i think ā€œmaybe Iā€™ll start a podcast. I could do 1 episode every 2 weeksā€

Then i remember that i have a blog on my website, and i havenā€™t written anything on it for a few months. The penultimate article was published several months before that!

So what makes me think the podcast format would be any different

awoodsnet, to ads
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Interested in reducing the need for ad blockers? Make things safer for the public. Users are only trying to protect their privacy.

The solution is to regulate the Ad Networks! Establish limits on the types, quantity, and frequency of the data they can collect. Reduce AND limit the number of ad trackers a website can allow.

awoodsnet, to aitools
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There should be an IDE for writers (novelists, journalists, bloggers, etc). Iā€™m imagining something that feels like PhpStorm, but would check grammar and readability, cross reference with specific data sources, and other Writer-y type tasks.

MS Word is a word processor , and doesnā€™t count.

awoodsnet, to movies
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I watched The Fall Guy in the cinema tonight. It was great! Better than i expected.

awoodsnet, to random
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dear @KaleidoscopeApp Please donā€™t make me access my email to login. it makes activating your app on my work machine a huge PITA. Just do a normal login process like every other website since the beginning of time.

awoodsnet, to random
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Only @chriscoyier can write a blog post titled ā€œ43ā€ and people will read it (and post about it like Iā€™m doing) https://chriscoyier.net/2024/02/14/43-2/

Why 43? Did he just turn 43? Was he reminiscing about the OG website 43things.com? Enquiring minds want to know

awoodsnet, to php
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Attending Longhorn PHP has been great! A lot of friendly people here. Got to see familiar faces and meet some new ones

awoodsnet, to random
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Did you create a life summary report/ year in review for 2023?

iā€™m considering creating one for 2024. What did you track, and how did you choose? Was it worth the effort? Would you do it again?

awoodsnet, to linux
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Philosophical Linux question

they say KDE resembles Windows and Gnome resembles MacOS. So when someone is gonna switch to Linux - Do you thinks itā€™s better to give them the DE that most resembles their current platform (to help ease them into Linux)? OR do you give them a dissimilar DE (to make their brain think they shouldnā€™t have any illusions t about old paradigms carrying over)? So in the latter scenario you give Gnome to Microsoft users and KDE to Apple users.

awoodsnet, to random
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@michaeldyrynda (i donā€™t know Jakeā€™s mastodon handle). I just listened to the latest Laravel News podcast, where you weā€™re looking for one-word name ideas for the :: (double colon) symbol.

You mentioned the hebrew word was ā€œPaamayim Nekudotayimā€ and i was thinking the name could be derived from that.

i suggest ā€œPaaā€ or ā€œyimā€

https://podverse.fm/episode/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRpYS50cmFuc2lzdG9yLmZtLzkyYzUwNjJlL2Y5MTEzNDc5Lm1wMw==

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