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awoodsnet

@awoodsnet@phpc.social

First of his name, coder of #PHP applications ๐Ÿ˜ , guitar player ๐ŸŽธ , rocker of karaoke ๐ŸŽค, loves an irish accent โ˜˜๏ธ
Fan of #StarTrek #Marvel and #Yankees

#vim #bash #guitar #php #drupal #symfony

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awoodsnet, to random
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Here are the slides for โ€œShell Scripting for PHP Developersโ€; my talk from yesterday

https://andrewwoods.net/blog/2024/shell-scripting-php-developers-php-tek-2024/

ramsey, to php
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Who will I see at next week? Iโ€™m giving a keynote on Thursday, and Iโ€™m super nervous. Itโ€™s only the second keynote Iโ€™ve ever given, and the first one was over 10 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

awoodsnet,
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@ramsey iโ€™ll be there! Looking forward to Youโ€™re gonna be great! Iโ€™m the nervous one! itโ€™s my first conference talk for the PhP community. Iโ€™ve done meetups and wordcamps.

awoodsnet, to linux
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So when you want to buy a Linux-first ready made laptop, you buy it from @system76 if youโ€™re in the US, and from @tuxedocomputers if youโ€™re in Europe.

Did i miss someone?

adele, to random
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I'm really fond of the design of the blog of @kev <3

And the random email address to avoid spam is a clever solution.

https://kevquirk.com/contact

awoodsnet,
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@adele @kev Looks like Kev is a Kingsman ๐Ÿ˜Ž

phptek, to random
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Thanks to everyone who has asked if there will be an opportunity to purchase an "Oscar" php[tek] 2024 elePHPant. We honestly did not plan to sell the elePHPant and only ordered a very limited amount for the conference attendees next week in Chicago. (1/4)

awoodsnet,
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@phptek Sounds like โ€œOscarโ€ is a special fellow. A rare breed ๐Ÿ˜„

cssbasics, to CSS
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Should Designers Code? "Telling web designers they don't need to worry about code is like telling architects they don't need to worry about steel, wood or physics." https://bradfrost.com/blog/post/should-designers-code/

awoodsnet,
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@cssbasics Do you believe in Steve Jobโ€™sโ€™ philosophy โ€œDeaign is how it worksโ€? The answer is the same.

muz4now, to random
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awoodsnet,
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@muz4now grey skies are wonderful. Mother Nature knows the sun can be a little full itself sometimes. It demonstrates this by burning too hot and too bright! She sends the wind to cool things down, She send the clouds to give us a reprieve from the sun. The clouds protect us, like a sentinel. This gives us a gift of softened rays of light, evenly illuminating our screens, streets,, parks, and streams.

derickr, to photography
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๐Ÿ“ท Avebury Standing Stone

๐Ÿšฉ Swindon Road, Beckhampton, United Kingdom

awoodsnet,
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@derickr whatโ€™s the height requirement for a stone to be considered a โ€œstanding stoneโ€ vs just a large stone sutting in a field? or are there more characteristics considered? Love the photos ๐Ÿ˜„

awoodsnet, to php
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Iโ€™m giving 2 talks at Tek in Chicago โ€” Shell Scripting for PHP Developers and Create Better Dotfiles โ€” later this month. Itโ€™ll be something to see! You donโ€™t want to miss it!

Get your ticket today!

https://tek.phparch.com/

cferdinandi, to random
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About to launch a podcast for ADHD ftw!, and can't decide if the category for it is...

  • Health
  • Technology
  • Education

I apparently have to choose one.

https://adhdftw.com

awoodsnet,
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@cferdinandi put it in the Health category but in the description include all three words e.g.The best podcast to get an education about the tech for people with ADHD to keep you in peak mental health

brad_frost, to random
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What to-do tools are people using these days?

awoodsnet,
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@brad_frost Todoist mostly. But if youโ€™re running NextCloud, I believe it has a todo app built in.

inthehands, to random
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Because they bring me such joy, I will share with you all the software testing videos I share with my Software Design and Development students.

Video 1/3: โ€œWe donโ€™t need user testing! We already know our usersโ€

Children at a playground completely ignoring the slide, and sliding down the smooth hill upon which the slide is mounted

awoodsnet,
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@inthehands Brilliant! the firat 2 two are amusing on their own, but theyโ€™re really set you up for the third. i havenโ€™t laughed that hard in a while. ๐Ÿคฃ

awoodsnet, to random
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i bet if all the streaming services simultaneously stopped licensing their content to Netflix today, that Netflix would be gone in 5 years. Maybe less. https://mastodon.cloud/@slashdot/112238115249109025

malware, to random
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"chucklefuck" is such a rare and brilliant insult, and it needs to make a comeback.

awoodsnet,
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@malware i havenโ€™t heard that one before. Is that a person who says something insulting, but then says โ€œrelax. it was just a jokeโ€ ?

derickr, to random
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Being jealous of all y'all north Americans having an eclipse to watch today.

Best recommendation I can give: don't bother to try to photograph it. They'll be shit, and you'll be missing a spectacular event. Live the experience and marvel at professional's photos later.

awoodsnet,
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@grmpyprogrammer @derickr @malware According to the TV show โ€œHeroesโ€, people get superhuman abilities when an eclipse happens. Hereโ€™s hoping we get one ๐Ÿ˜‚

TechConnectify, (edited ) to random
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NOTE TO LITERALLY THE ENTIRE INTERNET:

No thought is ever complete. There will always be holes to fill!

RESIST THE URGE TO FILL THOSE HOLES

If someone has said something which you largely agree with, especially if what they said aligns with your understanding of and goals towards an issue, then the LAST thing they need from you is someone playing devil's advocate. Nitpicking is annoying at best and, in a world where people are looking to drive wedges between allies, dangerous at worst.

1/2

awoodsnet,
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@TechConnectify Totally agree! The devil doesnโ€™t need any more advocates

film_girl, to random
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Trying to celebrate 404 day but I keep getting redirected.

awoodsnet,
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@film_girl day not found ๐Ÿ˜‚

awoodsnet, to random
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Did anybody else read this and think โ€œwait, people stiil use Eclipse?โ€ then get to the part that โ€œAs Europeโ€™s largest open source foundation, which also supports a robust open specification process, the Eclipse Foundation is a natural home for this effort.โ€ , and think โ€œwhoa, seriously?!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜Š

https://newsletter.mobileatom.net/joining-forces-for-open-source-cybersecurity/

bertrand, to php
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Hey Mastodon, what's a free hosting plan for a server-side Web app + DB you'd recommend? Should I pursue with good old and or is there something more modern? I have a small doodling idea for this three days week-end and maybe I should also learn a new language?

awoodsnet,
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@bertrand @mwop You really should take some time to learn modern PHP. There are so many great features - even without the OOP parts. If you did learn OOP in PhP, youโ€™d be able to use frameworks like Laravel, Laminas, and Symfony.

heiglandreas, to random
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When you learn that a band you missed three years ago in Montreal (my flight left an hour before they hit the stage... and I learned it literally the day before) is now playing in Brussels.

On your birthday....

awoodsnet,
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@heiglandreas Last year i was excited for a band I like ( โ€œThe Midnightโ€ โ€” theyโ€™re from Los Angeles), came to NYC. I missed the show by ONE DAY! This was due solely to my own stupidity! I put the wrong date on my Calendar event.

So, on the bright side, at least it wasnโ€™t your fault, and just an unfortunate circumstance ๐Ÿ˜„

preinheimer, to random
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I don't know if I've heard of "Conventional Comments" before, but they seem really handy.

It's some basic prefixes when commenting on pull requests that help everyone understand what's going on.

https://conventionalcomments.org/#labels

awoodsnet,
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@preinheimer A few years ago, someone created Conventional Commits for improving version control commit messages. They were inspired by that, which they acknowledge in the Prior Art section

https://www.conventionalcommits.org/en/v1.0.0/

fabian, (edited ) to programming
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For all you fancy command line prompt-havers. Newline or no newline at the end of the prompt?

So, this:

you@host ~/f/bar git:main [*?]โค  
&gt; โ–  

Or this:

user@host ~/f/bar git:main [*?] &gt; โ–  

awoodsnet,
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@fabian There shouldnโ€™t be a newline. The should be a single space at the end of the promplt though, so that what user types isnt up against the prompt

awoodsnet, to music
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Some mad genius on the internet combined two songs that couldnโ€™t be more different, and created this masterpiece!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3MRx4LpYbQ4

EricIndiana, to animals
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awoodsnet,
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@EricIndiana Of course not โ€” that would be silly. Theyโ€™re your backup singers โ€œThe home catsโ€ (The Stray Cats is already taken) ๐Ÿ˜‚

awoodsnet, to random
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Question: Does Jen A.I. run on Jenergy? ๐Ÿ˜›

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