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benroyce

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the tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction

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Mrfunkedude, to random
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If you don't boost this that means you like Threads more then the Fedi.

Sorry. I don't make the rules.

benroyce,
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@Mrfunkedude i gave you a favorite instead of a boost. what camp am i in?

philip_cardella, to random
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Folks, there is a full blown, certified by experts (including previously reluctant ones) fascist party in the United States, the

It's part of a larger neofascist movement that crosses national boundaries.

Until the run party is no longer run by fascists I am a : I'm voting against .

And no. isn't a fascist. You can level many complaints against him and the Dems but being fascist isn't one of them.

benroyce,
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@faerfyr @philip_cardella

"choosing the lesser evil"

that is the only choice you will ever get, in every democracy that ever existed and ever will, for all time

the real issue is your toxic perfectionism leading to the worst choice being elected

you either realize this and are a vatnik/ wumao troll cosplaying

or you genuinely don't and you are a privileged entitled fool to be so cavalier about what is on the line with the choice

benroyce, to mastodon
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Hello friends

Are you still on ?

GET THE FUCK OFF IT:

"X now treats the term cisgender as a slur"

https://www.engadget.com/x-now-treats-the-term-cisgender-as-a-slur-211117779.html

benroyce, to H5N1
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people are aware that is in cow's milk

i made a few posts that is popular with , and this is a possible vector for transmission:

https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/112339025056616724

https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/112301494616847164

it's far worse than that:

https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2024-05-12/raw-milk-enthusiasts-uncowed-by-bird-flu-risk-in-dairy

"Mark McAfee, founder of Fresno’s Raw Farm and the Raw Milk Institute, said his phone has been ringing off the hook with 'customers asking for H5N1 milk because they want immunity from it.'"

we live in a world with suicide cults of ignorance

dgar, to random
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When people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel, it's just cementics.

benroyce,
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@dgar

i misuse the word asphalt:

i've been saying "ass fault" for years

out loud, in polite company even

smiling slyly to myself, knowing i was operating at the most sublime heights of wit, secretly. yes, yes

and no one has ever noticed

this is the kind of vast power i am wielding

benroyce,
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@dgar

the adult side of dad jokes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... au naturel

benroyce,
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@dgar

no speaks to that uncle at family outings. that's why we keep it family friendly

but those uncles are out there, making puns. we hear them. they hear us. our gazes lock. but we do not engage

these domains cannot interact

we would invoke that most feared of pun beast, sitting at the other end of the family gathering:

the granddad joke

the joke that breaks your spirit and then brings it back up:

benroyce,
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@dgar

i was walking into the Dunkin Donuts this morning for some coffee and passed an older man as he was leaving. he stared into my soul and said:

"sorry, they're out of donuts"

but, they weren't out of donuts

i could see them right behind him

a chill went down my spine. i nodded, and a bead of sweat formed on my forehead

who dare invoke this power but the granddad? i steeled myself until he was out the door

i survived

randahl, to random
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Brilliant proposal by German politicians: Let us place air defence systems inside NATO, and have these systems save civilian lives by shooting down missiles over western Ukraine.

This is pretty clever because

  1. Russia cannot bomb these systems as that would be an act of war against the entire NATO alliance.

  2. The systems cannot trigger a war with Russia themselves, as they are not attacking Russia.

Do it!

https://www.dw.com/uk/u-nimeccini-proponuut-zbivati-droni-nad-ukrainou-silami-nato/a-69054148

benroyce,
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@juancho_me @randahl

how come accounts like yours are always angry about the west "provoking" russia by protecting civilians but never angry at moscow's mass murdering imperialist aggression?

what kind of world do you think it will be if russia invades and invades and the west goes "oh no, can't defend anyone, russia might get mad"?

it's already mad. it's already escalated. russia did all of the escalation already

benroyce,
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@UrNotTheBossOfUs @randahl

russia started a war, but if the west ever fought back, certain voices would blame the west. such voices are ignorant fools or outright apologists for russian mass murdering imperialism

i'm reminded of those videos you see online where a bully pummels and abuses a victim, while other people just stand around and watch

then the moment the victim fights back, those quiet witnesses are suddenly shouting "hey! hey! stop!"

a facet of human psychology that is very broken

benroyce,
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@elCelio @juancho_me @randahl

it's bigotry

according to these western bigots or cosplaying tankies/ vatniks, ukrainians do not have their own agenda, their own desires, their own agency

the bigots only see china russia or the west/ usa acting. ukrainians are merely cardboard cut out automatons obeying some grand scheme from the west via the CIA pushing magic buttons

ukrainians are dying, fighting for their own land by their choice

but no. it's "the west did this, the west did that"

benroyce,
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@knowprose "but elon said telegram is better than signal... drool... snort"

benroyce,
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@knowprose

is it just me or did we used to laugh at that tiny social fringe or strange far off hinterland where people in weird cults put all faith in dear leader

oh we laughed and we laughed

and now they seem to be everywhere, threatening democracy and civilization itself

GottaLaff, to random
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2 more tribes ban from South Dakota reservations after drug cartel comments https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4660097-tribes-ban-noem-drug-cartel-comments/

benroyce,
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@GottaLaff

reservation dogs (no pun intended) and puppies rejoice

benroyce, to politics
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68992293

"'s youngest son 'declines' to be delegate, his mother says"

This was mom's decision I think

Melania seems a little angry. Gee, I wonder why 🤔

Those divorce papers are already typed up and ready to be sent to orange sh**bag, and I think they're coming overnight Fedex on November 6

It's likely Barron will be a ghoul, but wouldn't it be a gas if via his mother's bile he becomes a critic of and ?

benroyce,
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@Catawu (pop psych hat on)

mom and dad don't talk. this whole "i'm sending him to the convention" -> "oh no you're not" is his parents fighting through their son

whenever you see barron he has zonked face: his entire existence has been this battle of wills and contempt between donald and melania, he's shell shocked

so: i agree with you. he's likely to become just another GOP ghoul

however, it's possible he rejects both, and charts his own path, as far away as possible

(pop psych hat off)

benroyce,
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@gareth

i don't think he's deciding

i think this is a battle of wills between two parents who don't communicate, at least, and detest each other, probably. this is a teenager being used by his parents as a weapon to fight each other

Donald: "he's going to the convention"
Melania: "no he's not"

not said behind closed doors. out in public. with Barron as a pawn

obviously this is toxic. Barron's social development and psychological well being are being hit

and this is how Republicans are made

benroyce,
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@TCatInReality @Catawu @thepoliticalcat

it is true for both. the path barron is on is the same path that made donald. it doesn't mean barron will definitely share the same fate of low character dbag as his father, but his chances aren't good

benroyce,
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@Catawu @TCatInReality @thepoliticalcat

when trump wasn't busy sexually fantasizing about his daughter

how the f*** did we wind up as a country with this human piece of sh** as a major figure we have to concern ourselves with as having such a grave impact on our lives?

StillIRise1963, to random
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Justice has been compromised. If you still think this is normal, something is wrong with you.

benroyce,
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@StillIRise1963

it's always been compromised

difference is, the stakes are higher now, and the kind of compromise is insidious, planned, and coordinated

benroyce,
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benroyce,
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@StillIRise1963

i can give you some good news though:

"Appeals court upholds Steve Bannon's conviction for contempt of Congress"

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/appeals-court-upholds-steve-bannons-conviction-contempt-congress-rcna151666

so #Bannon is going to jail

someone please lose the key, i hope that f***ing fascist rots

benroyce, to hungary
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"Fun" fact about :

While most Western countries are concerned with extrajudicial security personnel from going after Chinese dissidents and other interference via secret police stations, Hungary just went and signed a deal with China: "lol, police from a totalitarian country officially patrolling our streets? sure thing"

Now is visiting

And these "police" are tearing down flags

And flags

Hungarians WTF? Your country is a joke

https://dailynewshungary.com/chinese-volunteer-gendarmes-flags/

benroyce,
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more info:

"The Hungarian government's invitation to Chinese police officers to patrol in Hungary poses a threat to European security and in particular the freedoms of Europe's Chinese diaspora."

https://www.reneweuropegroup.eu/news/2024-04-10/chinese-police-activity-in-hungary-a-significant-risk-to-eu-security

davidaugust, to Russia
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The Russian government warned Ukraine that Ukraine’s new fleet of F-16 fighter jets will be treated as a "nuclear-capable threat" by Russia, and “nuclear-capable threat” is also the nickname Putin has given his tallywacker.

benroyce,
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@davidaugust

For those worried #Putin will use #nuclearweapons:

You're correct. He may

Problem is, if we give into his threats, that means #nuke threats work

So he'll threaten more

And every autocratic sh**bag will copy the strategy

Also, more states will get #nukes because of what happened to #Ukraine who gave up there's

Result:

Lot more nukes, lot more threats to use nukes, greater chance of being #nuked

Therefore we have to ignore Putin's threats

#RussiaIsATerroristState #Russia

benroyce, to random
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I was told following a lot of people is a sign of inauthenticity

But I like the firehose of content

I'll wade into it and get swept away to parts unknown. Isn't that the point of social media, discovery?

And you can make a list for posters you don't want to miss

Someone says something funny... I feel like following them

Why not? Who cares? Are there magic rules here?

FUCK IT

I'M GOING TO FOLLOW EVERYONE!

(Unless you're a "both sides the same" troll/ idiot, then I'm blocking your ass)

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