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evacide

@evacide@hachyderm.io

Director of Cybersecurity
@EFF
/ Co-founder of
@stopstalkerware
/ These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once

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Please enjoy this niche Emacs humor. If you are GenX and have worked in the tech industry, there is a very good chance that you have been this person at some point in your life:

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

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A brain implant changed a woman's life, helping her to manage to her epilepsy. Then the company that made the implant went under and the implant was removed against her will. This is the grim meathook future we were promised and I hate it.

https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/05/25/1073634/brain-implant-removed-against-her-will/

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San Francisco, and I say this with love, has always been run by clowns.

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/san-francisco-clown-alley-restaurant-rivalry-18138659.php

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Today I looked around the room at a large human rights & tech conference and did not see anyone that I knew to be an abuser, harasser, or a rapist. So that's progress, I guess.

druid, to random

Hey @evacide, can you put me in touch with whoever comes up with EFF's DEF CON cypher challenges, like what has been on previous year's T-shirts? (:

evacide,
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@druid hugh@eff.org designs the shirts, so he will know who comes up with the challenges.

evacide, to random
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All of tech is up to its armpits in liars, con men, and grifters and AI is no exception.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/2023/06/04/stable-diffusion-emad-mostaque-stability-ai-exaggeration/

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It's always the most mediocre people who are worried about AI replacing them or taking their jobs or becoming sentient and/or murderous.

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The biggest cultural shock about Australia has been discovering that Australians actually just call each other on the phone to chat about nothing and not just in a dire emergency because someone has died.

evacide,
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@LucyStag Certainly much younger than people in the US who still do this.

evacide, to random
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I should probably not start meetings at EFF with a suggestion that the time has come for a Butlerian Jihad

evacide, to random
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This article about Charles Babbage's ideas about labor discipline, worker surveillance, and control, and the roots of these ideas in plantation slavery and anti-blackness by @Mer__edith is fire and you should read it: https://logicmag.io/supa-dupa-skies/origin-stories-plantations-computers-and-industrial-control/

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We don't need another hero, but the world could always use another Tina Turner: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/24/arts/music/tina-turner-dead.html

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The EARN IT Act is back and it is still bad and it wants to scan all of our messages: https://act.eff.org/action/the-earn-it-act-is-back-seeking-to-scan-us-all

evacide, to random
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It's been 10 years since the Snowden revelations and we've won some victories, but there is still a lot left to fight for. Now please excuse me while I crumble into dust.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/05/10-years-after-snowden-some-things-are-better-some-were-still-fighting

evacide, to random
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Oh look. It's Zoom playing Repression's Little Helper in China: https://cyberscoop.com/zoom-china-doj-eric-yuan/

evacide, to random
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Domestic abusers are spying on their partners' iPhones using the Phone Link feature in Windows 11:

https://www.certosoftware.com/insights/cyberstalkers-using-new-windows-feature-to-spy-on-iphones/

evacide, to random
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I have to admit that I'm kind of looking forward to someone taking over Jake's old Twitter handle and doing something funny with it.

https://techcrunch.com/2023/05/08/elon-musk-says-twitter-is-purging-old-accounts-freeing-up-desired-usernames/

evacide, to random
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Today I visited the Acropolis, where a lot of very beautiful marble friezes would be if the British hadn't stolen them, put them in the British Museum, and refused to return them to the Greek government.

There may have been some yelling.

evacide,
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@dazfuller When the British government said it was because the Greeks would not be able to take care of the marbles properly, the Greek government built a great big museum with a spot that says "THE MARBLES WOULD GO HERE IF THE FUCKING BRITISH WOULD JUST RETURN THEM."

evacide,
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@dazfuller It is not surprising that the people who ran around the world stealing all of its most important and beautiful artifacts have a law saying that this is a-okay.

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The first person to write a comprehensive report on the use of integrated car tech in domestic abuse situations will win my eternal gratitude, as expressed through the purchase of drinks.

lzg, to random
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it's nice to see coworkers. we laugh a lot more IRL than on zoom. I missed laughing with other people during the day.

evacide,
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@lzg People who don't see me in person believe I am Very Serious all the time.

evacide,
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@lzg We only threatened to steal one co-worker's eye.

evacide,
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@lzg If you sit down at a table with three half-blind crones with your two perfectly good eyes, you're taking a risk.

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I like winning:

Apple and Google partner on an industry specification to address unwanted tracking by Bluetooth-enabled physical trackers.

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2023/05/apple-google-partner-on-an-industry-specification-to-address-unwanted-tracking/

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