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glasspusher

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he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”
#LRRR2024
#teamOrca
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TatianaIlyina, to random
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An incomplete list of inappropriate comments I received from my male colleagues recently:

  • You look furious.
  • You have a quiet voice. A woman from Ukraine in our department also has a quiet voice.
  • You look nervous.
  • You gave me an angry look at the elevator and I didn't dare to discuss a project with you.
  • You are so modest.
  • You don't have to get so confrontational.

They reduce our professional interactions to an imaginary emotional state of mine.

Do men talk like this to each other?

glasspusher,
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @TatianaIlyina

I've been told I look angry.

The cowards.

I've experienced a lot of what you have, man. A lot of people assume I'm angry or something like that if they don't know me well.

Alice, to random
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I want to open a stationary ice cream truck that serves boozy snow cones called BroCones.

Kickstarter link in bio.

glasspusher,
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@Alice I only DM you because I care. Why can’t you understand that?

the_etrain, to random
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MIL's super power is finding a way to disparage EVs when nobody is discussing EVs.

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain aren’t you lucky

TidalFlats, to Dogs
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Good morning Mastodonians! It's a cool, floody, breezy, cloudy but clearing day near the Bay.
#morning #clouds #flooding #Chesapeake #Dogs #GunDogMorning

Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. A blowup high tide is flooding the high patens wetland on either side of the wood walk. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk, looking longingly at the inviting high water.
Photo of a cloudy morning sunrise over Harris Creek sun rising behind a solid grey cloud deck. The high patens wetland salt bushes stand green on either side of the wood walk. Creek water from a blowup high tide is flooding the walk's entrance. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers splash joyfully through the high tide.

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats holy cow. Y’all are wading ashore like MacArthur

Alice, to random
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I once met a man who was a higher up at Dippin' Dots and he was wearing a Dippin' Dots RING if you want to know what it's like to talk to god or whatever.

glasspusher,
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@Alice @wleisner you can take the girl out of kinkos…

Alice, to random
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Everything I know about science, I learned by watching Spaceballs.

glasspusher,
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@Alice you could have told me that during the hiring process

asbestos, to random
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Many modern problems are solutions to previous problems

glasspusher,
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@asbestos why do you hate freedom?

edit: I worked at a place just north of Manville NJ that used the old Johns-Manville building. We weren't making asbestos products 😉

Alice, to random
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I don’t pay much attention to follower counts, but I realized I'm not far off from 10,000 which is bizarre for an average middle aged woman with no notable credentials or claim to fame, so I think it would be funny if I could hit 10,000; especially after that guy let me know he unfollowed me because he didn't like my dumb boner joke just so we can all be like TAKE THAT!

glasspusher,
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@Alice you:dumb boner jokes
me: dumb joke boner

Could explain the discrepancy in our follower count

Alice, to random
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I feel like I need to come clean and let everyone know that my last name isn't actually McFlurry.

It's McNugget.

glasspusher,
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@Alice sry, Aurora Boring Alice will be stuck in my head indefinitely

Alice, to random
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I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

glasspusher,
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@Alice this is approaching kink territory

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Men would receive way more blowjobs if they'd just be more communicative with their partners by telling them how much teeth they like.

glasspusher,
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@Alice “Slice: monodont”

glasspusher,
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@Alice joke’s always on me. Why don’t you mix it up for a change?

skinnylatte, to random
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Also unsure how much of ‘I want to move to LA’ is ‘I really can’t deal with SF’ and how much of it is ‘I’ve been feeling skittish about SF ever since two bad racist incidents happened to me there (and no amount of well meaning liberal hugs will make that go away)’

glasspusher,
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@skinnylatte come to Oakland! Problem solved.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Unbelievably with the girls all still messing around outside, we just saw the aurora borealis. In England. I didn't even know it was happening. Apparently a particularly aggressive solar storm is the cause. How cool is that?!?!

Slightly clearer picture. Pinks and purples light the sky in rays.
More of the same. Magical and beautiful. Terrible photography.
Stars twinkle in links and purples. Looks unfamiliar and wonderful.

glasspusher,
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@Alice @TheBreadmonkey if if shows up here tonight, Slice, I'll let you know

Alice, to random
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I always get the middle seat on airplanes so I can hog both armrests.

glasspusher,
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@Alice solid

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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I'd be lost without people on Nextdoor posting about local anomalies like, "Anyone noticing an increase of fruit flies/gnats in the house?"

glasspusher,
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@Stoned_Deva_ @Skepticat as long as they carry the right babies away, they’re cool with me

Alice, to random
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I’m looking forward to Taylor Swift's follow-up to Florida!!! where she sings all about the struggles with trying to get out of a timeshare down in Destin.

glasspusher,
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@Alice shit my mom could have written that song

Alice, to random
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Bad news: One of my coworkers just followed me on Mastodon.

Good news: My watch is letting me count my panic attack as a workout.

glasspusher,
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@Alice we’re not coworkers anymore

glasspusher,
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@Alice you give strontium 90 a bad name!

keithmorrisnm, to random
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Important hapsburg update

https://thebaffler.com/latest/feeling-blessed-hooks

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm

yikes

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm I had a really weird dream in the middle of the night last night, and now I'm glad it didn't involve Peter Thiel or Hapsburgs

keithmorrisnm, to random
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There you have it

glasspusher,
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@AlterNewt @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @edwilk

The early bird gets the brain worm

drskyskull, to random
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Is there anybody

... out there?

glasspusher,
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@olav @RememberUsAlways @drskyskull

Come on now

rooster, to random
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    glasspusher,
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    @rooster where’s you’re awesome belt?

    the_etrain, to random
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    Your toot. Is very funny. I give it boost, yes?

    glasspusher,
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    @the_etrain is not problem

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