julioj

@julioj@fosstodon.org

Programmer👨‍💻

Work in Cloud Security @ ClickHouse ☁️ 🔐

Dad Joker 👴🃏

Distributor of Memes 🎆

Husband and Father of a beautifully mixed family 🇩🇴🇨🇦🇺🇸

Black Coffee Drinker ☕️

AWS, ClickHouse, Common Lisp, Racket, JavaScript, Python.

Header image by Toronto artist Andrew Miller, https://instagram.com/milleroriginalart

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SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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julioj,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat the doors on the 1986 Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am

ChristosArgyrop, to python

Until a truly performant (= fast, low memory footprint) two dimensional storage ("table") type (*) emerges, what are the options for managing big data in ?

  1. DBI into a performant DBMS (/ column store/ )
  2. shell over #R's data.table or 's / data.table packages, use files to get data in and some form of IPC to get data out
  3. , others ?
    (*) this a list of things one could encapsulate as objects for
    https://duckdb.org/2023/04/14/h2oai.html
    @Perl
julioj,

@ChristosArgyrop @Perl Hey Christos, I’m partial to as you can see from my bio. In my security work I use it for network traffic metrics and observability. I mainly use JavaScript, Python, and Common Lisp to interact with ClickHouse. For R there’s https://github.com/IMSMWU/RClickHouse

Also, feel free to join our Slack where you can ask any and all questions from our community of users https://clickhousedb.slack.com

https://clickhouse.com/docs/en/intro

reneestephen, (edited ) to random

Was listening to All Things Considered a few days ago and they said something about someone posting on 'the social media site X' and the emotional impact of that was absolutely zero. a dull thud. my brain just had no reaction to the name, like, oh yah some random social network I guess? one of so many

What a hilarious way to absolutely destroy a brand.

julioj,

@reneestephen that name sounds like “unknown variable x”, insert any social media site here.

julioj,

@reneestephen I also love when I see/read news outlets refer to it as “the social media site formerly known as Twitter,” as in “I’m not saying that shit.”

julioj,

@reneestephen x is an imaginary number 🤣

julioj, to random

I recommend reading the book Hypermedia Systems, an alternative to SPA for building modern web application using

https://hypermedia.systems

nixCraft, to random
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😂

julioj,

@nixCraft and the time domain is not to scale

beaveinflow, to random

If Earth really were flat, cats would’ve knocked everything off the edge a while ago.

julioj,

@beaveinflow that, or why aren’t all the pigeons sitting at the edge?

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    julioj,

    @brianokken I know how to make that problem go away.

    keeping up with the kardashians kardashian GIF by KUWTK

    nixCraft, to random
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    Printer as a service 😠 Fuck HP 🤡

    julioj,

    @nixCraft hopefully the printer AI will realize how much printers suck and will self-destruct.

    nixCraft, to random
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    Effective February 1, 2024 there will be a charge of $0.005 per IP per hour for all public IPv4 addresses, whether attached to a service or not. https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/new-aws-public-ipv4-address-charge-public-ip-insights/

    julioj,

    @nixCraft All your money are belong to us.

    julioj, to HashtagGames

    Captain Hook Picard


    julioj, to HashtagGames

    Yo Gabba Joker


    video/mp4

    nixCraft, (edited ) to random
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    How did they program a programming language to program a program to program programs? 🤔

    julioj,

    @nixCraft

    julioj, to random

    Courtesy of @myradarwx

    Saltssaltgirl, to random
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    First thing that comes to mind when you see this

    julioj,

    @Saltssaltgirl wtf lol

    nixCraft, to random
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    What's your favorite database?

    Wrong answers only.

    julioj,

    @nixCraft AWS Resource Tags

    nil, (edited ) to Lisp
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    julioj,

    @nil does that mean your is gonna get rusty?

    jwildeboer, to random
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    No matter what inspiring vision you present on social networks, the "yes, but" bros will immediately shut you down.

    julioj,

    @jwildeboer i say don’t let them shut you down.

    Sometimes the bros make good points one can learn from, and other times one should take it with a giant bucket of salt.

    Otherwise you’re gatekeeping yourself from building, learning, and growing.

    julioj, to HashtagGames

    Snow White and the Dwarf


    julioj, to HashtagGames

    Avenger


    julioj, to HashtagGames

    Goodfella


    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    julioj,

    @SmudgeTheInsultCat I done fell off

    liztai, to escribiendo
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    Hello
    Apparently has changed their privacy policy and now says that they'll scrape everything you post online to train their AI tools.
    I even post my online on & my blog and now wonder if this is a bad idea.
    They say paywalls could deter the scraping.
    What do you think writers can do to protect their content? Or should we just roll over and accept that this is the way things will be from now on?

    https://gizmodo.com/google-says-itll-scrape-everything-you-post-online-for-1850601486

    julioj,

    @liztai hah, the joke’s on them, everything I post is absolutely garbage, code included.

    Edent, to random
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    That naughty fellow @revk is such an influencer!

    julioj,

    @Edent @revk yep, y’all twisted my rubber arm.

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