kayeluvian

@kayeluvian@the.voiceover.bar

I make noises for money. Proud fat bi trans woman. Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian & caricature 💗💜💙🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴 SAG-AFTRA/Equity #vo #voiceactor #voiceover

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kayeluvian, to random

OMFG 🤣 https://www.theonion.com/o-j-simpson-allowed-to-remain-living-after-coffin-does-1851403804

kayeluvian, to ai

Cool I think that's everything we needed - we can switch off the AIs now.

kayeluvian, to random

Thanks to laissez faire regulation, the Internet became a worldwide experiment in cultivating negative human emotions for profit. Now our world is probably doomed.

It has enabled the Right, the Nazis, climate deniers, racists, sexists, homophobes, grifters and profiteering robber barons. Now they own 99% of everything, while we worry about AI taking our soul-crushing jobs toiling for the 1%.

IF we survive this, please somebody write this down so we don’t do it again.

kayeluvian, to random

One day, what’s going on in Palestine now will be the subject of serious documentaries with somber music. It’ll be studied in history class. Scholars will try to answer why the international community let the Israeli government do whatever it wanted. Why we let an ally act like one of our enemies. It’ll raise all the same questions as Iraq and Afghanistan; a failure of our supposed principles. We’ll ask why we let a small group of terrorists turn us into the thing we’re supposed to be against.

kayeluvian, to LGBTQ

snuffling about in my old documents, I found this I wrote almost ten years ago.

kayeluvian, to random

And now the news, don't touch that dial!

• Government redefine extremism to crackdown on Dianne Abbott

• NHS to stop treating trans kids completely - it only encourages them

• Conservatives receive £10m from Vlad the Impaler

• Lee Anderson defects for Oswald Mosley's Black Shirts

Full stories after these words from Breakfast Munchy Munches...

kayeluvian, to LGBTQ

Any persons in the arts, especially persons, maybe you wouldn't mind filling in this short questionnaire for an acquaintance's thesis?

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdEL1Us9t9ytiKRAWz362lSkUfxJj9XNY7oet4dEyepozF4NA/viewform?usp=sf_link

kayeluvian, to random

Oh, Onion 🤣🤣🤣

“GOP Voters Shrug And Say There Really Nothing You Can Do After Footage Of Trump Molesting Deer Emerges”

https://www.theonion.com/gop-voters-shrug-and-say-there-really-nothing-you-can-d-1851180465

kayeluvian, to random

I think it’s deeply saddening that The Last Alliance of Men and Elves resorted to violence instead of open, honest debate. They should have fought Sauron in the marketplace of ideas, not used these appalling bully-boy tactics. Sunlight is the best disinfectant!

kayeluvian, to random

It’s cold and there are wolves after me 😭

kayeluvian, to random

Children's cartoon pitch - the story of The Bomb told through anthropomorphic pigs: SLOPPENHEIMER, the story of the OINKTOMIC bomb and its creator's relationship with Albert SWEINSTEIN*! THIS 👏 WRITES 👏 ITS 👏 SELF!!!

*thanks to @cloudquinn for that one ✊

kayeluvian, to UKpolitics

Today’s News

Kier Starmer found snuffling through your bins looking for scraps, Labour lead increases 2 points.

Rishi Sunak tells Conservative Party “it’s your own time you’re wasting” as fist fight breaks out in class. Insists his sacking over the tannoy is a sign “for me not for you”.

Scottish Government told to be 40% crueller to prevent legal divergence from UK.

LGB Alliance turns out to be 500 Linehan sock puppet accounts.

Musk reinstates Caligula’s X account.

kayeluvian, to random

If outsourcing all public concerns to the private sector saves money, why doesn’t everyone live 100% off of takeout instead of cooking for themselves? Surely that should be cheaper and more efficient?

kayeluvian, to random

We are not a danger, or erasing women or lesbians, or a threat to kids. UK violence and hate crimes against trans people are up 11% this year. This includes at least one murder (a teenager misgendered and deadnamed in the UK press) and several suicides caused by removal of care.

Many states in the US, both main UK parties and some EU governments threaten to worsen this by further diminishing our rights and personhood.

We don't forget the people we've lost.

kayeluvian, to random

Haven’t heard from old Jesus for a couple thousand years… guess he’s keeping his head down after last time 👀

kayeluvian, to drama

Hey do you love and ? Consider giving https://audioteria.com a boost. They produce AMAZING stories (including classic Sci Fi like and ). We all know Audible and the other platforms keep the lion's share of profits (margins on audio are RAZOR thin, which cuts the studio and the actors like me) and this way they actually get to make a little profit so they can make MORE AUDIO! GO ON make a living!

apps for iOS and Android
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kayeluvian, to LGBTQ

🚨 URGENT PLS BOOST 🚨

The UK government is going to take away puberty blockers for trans youth. Please tell them this is wrong https://www.engage.england.nhs.uk/consultation/puberty-suppressing-hormones/ and boost to save lives. They WILL do this given a fraction of a chance so please feed back and boost so others can too, it's our only chance. Please.

kayeluvian, to random

I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room…

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Oi, Sidney, what you want to drink?

kayeluvian, to random

absolutely knocking their coverage of out of the park, as usual, and skewering the broadsheets in the process: https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-stands-with-israel-because-it-seems-like-yo-1850922505

A satirical comedy site provides better balance than most newspapers. That's the universe we're in. We'll be wearing our shoes on our heads before long.

kayeluvian, to UKpolitics

Thanks to the British news media: either egregiously transphobic or at best sowing uncertainty by presenting us as a "debate”. A toxic one because of "both sides”, ie our side who want to exist and the other side who want us gone.

I look forward to our pathetic MPs capitalising on this.

“British people have more liberal views on sexuality… but are becoming increasingly prejudiced against transgender people”

https://tinyurl.com/y4mt89j2

kayeluvian, to random

Oh look is a rapist. Let me put on my shocked face. If only the narcissistic sex addict twat had some sort of tell.

kayeluvian, to random

Want to know why the #NHS rules and why Brits love it and will defend it to the death?

I take:

Sertraline ($76 USD per month)
Atarvostatin ($148 /m)
Propranolol ($42 /m)
Estragel ($158 /m)
Decapeptyl (~$100 /m)

$524 every month.

I pay £110 per year / ~$12 per month.

Also I was out of sertraline so the pharmacist said "come in, I'll give you some".

And while I was at the pharmacy, I got a free flu shot (cos I'm a fat squidge).

No wallet biopsy. No insurance.

TREASURE THE NHS.

kayeluvian, to random

Seriously, you have no idea how over I am this whole "bending down to pick stuff up" shit.

kayeluvian, to random

Jesus Christ, America. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

"Wisconsin sawmill to stop hiring children after child's death."

https://www.businessinsider.com/wisconsin-sawmill-stop-hiring-kids-death-child-labor-michael-schuls-2023-9?r=US&IR=T

kayeluvian, to random

Remember: Baboon Jesus went bananas for your sins.

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