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lindabitchahand

@lindabitchahand@ieji.de

Divorced💔Richard🤬🙄Ambien, My Loving Rebound💊Mother of Three Beautiful Shit Goblins🙏🏻Ex-Staples Employee📄Devoted Walmart Worker👹Boulder, CO🤍🏔️White⚪️Bisexual💖💜💙55👩🏻‍🦳she/her👛cisgender woman👠2 vaccines + 3 boosters😷blm, gay + trans rights are human rights, trump belongs in a barrel floating out to sea💪🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️🖤💚Cat Mom🐱🤱🏼Finger, My 7-Year-Old Tabby With Severe Anxiety and Psychosis🐈Crack Mom🪨🥴I Follow Back🫂🇵🇸 #FREEPALESTINE

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RickiTarr, to random
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Type "Women are..." and/or "Men are..." and let predictive text finish the sentence.

lindabitchahand,
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@RickiTarr

Women are not allowed in this house because they have a lot to say and do and I am sure you are a good man to your wife but you have a very bad wife.

(This is gonna get printed out and shown to me by HR at my job 😥)

lindabitchahand, to mastodon German
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Hey Walmart Team Members! Block me if you support “Israel”! And don’t come bitching in the comments of my pro-Palestine posts about how I shouldn’t be against Israel murdering Palestinian babies for 3 months straight! It’s your own fault for following me in the first place! Love ya! #ToMyFollowers #Mastodon #ItsFunnyWhenSomeRandoFromNoAgendaSocialOrSomeOther’Freedom’ServerLikeThayPopsOutOfNowhereToYellAtMe #ItsHilariousWhenOneOfMyFollowersDoIt #Like #Bitch #YouSignedUpToHearMeSpeak #GetTheFuck

lindabitchahand, to mastodon German
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I’m no longer a virgin. I am in fucking disbelief right now. tice

lindabitchahand, to mastodon German
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I can t breah out my fucking nose. I sound like an elephant dying in child birth.

dgar, to random
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Incoming text on a cold winters day: “Windows frozen, won’t open”

Text back: “Slowly pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap the edges with a hammer”

Reply: “Computer really messed up now”

lindabitchahand,
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@dgar you will see political reform most vile

lindabitchahand, to random
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those NICU babies were NOT responsible for those people getting kidnapped. Absolute fucking psychopath reasoning. #vent #LindaSoundsOff #ceasefirenow #hamas

lindabitchahand, to mastodon
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I’ve been getting mice in my walls as of late. I’m not sure where they’re hiding, but I’m pretty damn sure that’s where they’re at. Should I bomb my house?

lindabitchahand,
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@alexanderhay 🫣🤣

lindabitchahand,
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@NaturaArtisMagistra Or the resourceful way is to collect them make them into pot pies for all of my least favorite neighbors…. 🤔

lindabitchahand, to mastodon
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EAT CARBOHYDRATES, THEY WILL HELP YOU SLEEP. Idc what anyone says but you cannot live on just raw lettuce and tomato!!! You are not a cow!!!!! Eat a slice of bread!!!!!!!!!!!

lindabitchahand,
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@NaturaArtisMagistra I saw a video of someone turning a piece of chicken into a burger bun and was traumatized.

lindabitchahand, to mastodon
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Hey is this plushie for autistic/neurodivergent people so they show people their emotions a Nazi symbol? Asking for a coworker who is insane.

lindabitchahand, to climate
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Someone I went to school with 35 years ago just sent me this. Happy

the_etrain, (edited ) to random
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The month of...

lindabitchahand,
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@the_etrain ok

lindabitchahand,
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@the_etrain lol it’s gone now 😳😆

lindabitchahand, to random
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Me manning the register when Janet comes up in between customers and informs me that Tatertot, a kitten neither of us have ever met, has died unexpectedly

dgar, to random
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My grandfather used to say my generation relies too much on the latest technology.

So I unplugged his life support.

lindabitchahand,
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@dgar My Uncle Jen Died Because He Jumped In The Pool With His Laptop WE MISS HIM VERY MUCH but his views on immigration were despicable and it’s kind of good he can’t vote in the next election.

Edent, (edited ) to random
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Could you please help me find some folklore?

The Brothers Grimm recorded the story "Der süße Brei" about a magic porridge pot.
When instructed, it produces food until told to stop. One day, the owner forgets the magic word and the village is engulfed in porridge.

If you are NOT German or English-speaking, does your culture have a similar cautionary tale?
If so, what foodstuff is it about?

Thanks gang, boosts appreciated.

lindabitchahand,
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@Edent MEDIA AND THE INTERNET IS NOT WORKING ON THE INTERNET AND IT’S NOT EVEN A BU BLOCK OF DRUM XC V V N B B BE BBBBHJHHJHH CKS GM GO HILL I’LL

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